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OMG - I am sooooo bored
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've got a Cadburys Twirl here for you... 
Trouble is - you hide when I come up that way and poke your tongue out at me "
You always come at the wrong time!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's pink and hard Andy? 
Fine!!!!! Ignore us  .
It's a pig with a knife
I think he's wandered off to a cake shop. "
I kidnapped him 
He is tied up in my dungeon |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's pink and hard Andy?
Fine!!!!! Ignore us .
It's a pig with a knife
I think he's wandered off to a cake shop. "
Everyone loves a cake so we'll forgive that so long as has enough for all of us |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's pink and hard Andy?
Fine!!!!! Ignore us .
It's a pig with a knife
I think he's wandered off to a cake shop.
I kidnapped him
He is tied up in my dungeon "
Shame on you Mrs D, we're trying to cure his boardness and you go kidnap the poor fella . Ohhhh wait, he's probably in his element now  . Cancel our last . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's pink and hard Andy?
Fine!!!!! Ignore us .
It's a pig with a knife
I think he's wandered off to a cake shop.
I kidnapped him
He is tied up in my dungeon "
Good. I'll eat his Twirl. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's pink and hard Andy?
Fine!!!!! Ignore us .
It's a pig with a knife
I think he's wandered off to a cake shop.
I kidnapped him
He is tied up in my dungeon
Good. I'll eat his Twirl. "
Me too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's pink and hard Andy?
Fine!!!!! Ignore us .
It's a pig with a knife
I think he's wandered off to a cake shop.
I kidnapped him
He is tied up in my dungeon
Good. I'll eat his Twirl.
Me too "
Ooooofty!!! |
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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago
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"I'm doing an indoor bbq. Ive remembered everything for the kids but no prosecco for me. My day is worse than yours!"
EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING!!!
Can the closest person to Miss Wyld please take her 2 bottles of prosecco - she will swap them for a sausage |
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"How come everyone offers me food??????? 
Is there something I should know?? Do I smell?? 
Oh, and by the way, I skipped the craggy island handcuffs and as for rifling my pockets - THAT WAS THE EXCUSE YOU TRIED LAST NOVEMBER!!
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I was bored too the drive from From home to Aberdeen and back was a drag Just sitting down to dinner and then see what's happening before i get set for Dumfries tomorrow . |
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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago
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"THAT WAS THE EXCUSE YOU TRIED LAST NOVEMBER!!
Yeah, and I never heard you complain.
You did when you realised they had no holes in "
Yeah, I couldn't find yer loose change & ffs wear underwear. (Just not those hideous stripey ones!) |
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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago
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"THAT WAS THE EXCUSE YOU TRIED LAST NOVEMBER!!
Yeah, and I never heard you complain.
You did when you realised they had no holes in
Yeah, I couldn't find yer loose change & ffs wear underwear. (Just not those hideous stripey ones!)"
You love the stripes  |
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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago
A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain |
"THAT WAS THE EXCUSE YOU TRIED LAST NOVEMBER!!
Yeah, and I never heard you complain.
You did when you realised they had no holes in
Yeah, I couldn't find yer loose change & ffs wear underwear. (Just not those hideous stripey ones!)
You love the stripes "
Bleugh! |
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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago
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"You love the stripes
The stripes are more offensive than most of the pics of my junk that I send you!
And that's saying something!!!
Yeah, I notice you haven't deleted em yet. Hahahaha"
They're long gone |
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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago
A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain |
"You love the stripes
The stripes are more offensive than most of the pics of my junk that I send you!
And that's saying something!!!
Yeah, I notice you haven't deleted em yet. Hahahaha
They're long gone "
Yeah but your stripey shorts having gone.
Now feck off sending me pics of em. They make me wanna dig my eyes out with a soup spoon! |
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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago
Falkirk |
"You love the stripes
The stripes are more offensive than most of the pics of my junk that I send you!
And that's saying something!!!
Yeah, I notice you haven't deleted em yet. Hahahaha
They're long gone
Yeah but your stripey shorts having gone.
Now feck off sending me pics of em. They make me wanna dig my eyes out with a soup spoon!"
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"Help me
I'm bored.
I'm bored of moans.
I'm bored of groans.
I'm bored of judging others.
Sounds like you need a special booby hug .............come join me ..........lol
SO WHAT????!!!!!???
Live and let live.
Now for gods sake will someone cheer me up - pleeeeeeeeeease "
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