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They both die on the same day and go before St Peter to find out if they'll be admitted to heaven. Unfortunately there's only one space left that day so St Peter has to decide which of them gets in.
He asks dolly if there's some particular reason why she should enter heaven.
Dolly takes off her top and says "look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created and I'm sure it would please God to be able to see them every day for eternity".
St Peter thanks dolly and asks Queen Elizabeth the same question.
The Queen takes a bottle of perrier out of her handbag, drinks the lot of it then takes a piss and pulls the lever.
St Peter says, "ok your majesty, you may enter".
Dolly is outraged and asks "what was that all about? I show you two of God's own perfect creations and you turn me down. She pisses into a toilet and she gets in! Care to explain that to me?"
"Sorry dolly", says St Peter,"but even in heaven, a royal flush beats a pair......no matter how big they are"  |
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