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over a year ago
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Share your most embarrassing experience in a meet on Fab.
I met a Woman around 8yrs ago We escaped to a Hotel..But prior we stopped off for some drinks and food for the room.She drove A RED car,i didnt pay particular attention to the model of it.However, outside the Shop..the street lighting had failed and it was pelting of rain,by far not the best weather conditions.So ...i so as the Woman sits patiently in the car...im buying random stuff in the Shop and a carry out.
unknown to me ..for some mad reason she decided too move the car into another parking space (bearing in mind its pitch black).As i return i notice the RED car...But theres no one innit ..Im like ffs where is the god damn Woman...She blew the horn from the other side of the car park.
As i walked away embarrassed...A Woman approached the RED car i attempt to get into.She said "Did you try get into my car there..
Listen hunni...its a long fecking story and im getting wet
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Drove my ex's car (bmw) for the first time..went to Tesco and when I came out I couldn't get the thing in reverse....I had no idea bmw's were renound for this. Phoning my ex to say i can't reverse the fucking thing...a guy asked me if I wanted him to reverse it for me....yes no probs I say....he goes in the car and I hear a clicking sound and in a blind panic I think shit he's going to steal my car and I've gave him the keys....I bang on the window and shout get out the car get out the car and I open the door ..he looks at me like I'm a psycho and gets out the car and walks away...I get in and shut the door and I hear a clicking sound....he didn't lock the door....it was just the sound of the door closing.....I had to wait 20 minutes for the woman who was parked in front of me to come out of tesco and move her car  x |
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"Drove my ex's car (bmw) for the first time..went to Tesco and when I came out I couldn't get the thing in reverse....I had no idea bmw's were renound for this. Phoning my ex to say i can't reverse the fucking thing...a guy asked me if I wanted him to reverse it for me....yes no probs I say....he goes in the car and I hear a clicking sound and in a blind panic I think shit he's going to steal my car and I've gave him the keys....I bang on the window and shout get out the car get out the car and I open the door ..he looks at me like I'm a psycho and gets out the car and walks away...I get in and shut the door and I hear a clicking sound....he didn't lock the door....it was just the sound of the door closing.....I had to wait 20 minutes for the woman who was parked in front of me to come out of tesco and move her car x"
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Had been talking to a girl on fetlife for a few weeks so we decided to meet up in town for a couple of drinks and see how things went.
So I met her at a pub near central station and we started chatting. One drink led to another and another as these things do when you're getting along. So we decided to head to another pub where we had another few drinks before she suggested shots. I said go for it, anything apart from Sambuca (another story). So she comes back with a few shots of Sambuca. I knew it was a bad idea but proceeded to down them anyway and immediately spewed all over myself, the table, floor and of course the girls shoes.
I went to the toilet to clean myself up expecting to be flying solo for the rest of the night but much to surprise she was still there when I got back. Who dosent love a story with a happy ending.
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"Had been talking to a girl on fetlife for a few weeks so we decided to meet up in town for a couple of drinks and see how things went.
So I met her at a pub near central station and we started chatting. One drink led to another and another as these things do when you're getting along. So we decided to head to another pub where we had another few drinks before she suggested shots. I said go for it, anything apart from Sambuca (another story). So she comes back with a few shots of Sambuca. I knew it was a bad idea but proceeded to down them anyway and immediately spewed all over myself, the table, floor and of course the girls shoes.
I went to the toilet to clean myself up expecting to be flying solo for the rest of the night but much to surprise she was still there when I got back. Who dosent love a story with a happy ending.
Well to be honest there was no happy ending that night but still"
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