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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

OK, so I've a few things that get on my nerves.

Strangled toothpaste

Two socks in the washing machines one comes out

What's yours ??

Saying 'me' isn't allowed

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By *parkle-BangerCouple  over a year ago

wigtownshire

Batteries running out when I'm playing with my rabbit

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

A tiny bit of milk or juice left in the carton and put back in the fridge because no one wants to admit to finishing it lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Jobsworths

People who won't accept responsibility for their actions

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By *omaMan  over a year ago

Glasgow

Just getting into the shower in the hotel and some arse hits the fire alarms .. . happened last week up norf !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When youve a hard on and you cant get your cock out because your zips stuck .

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

getting a guy hard, and then cant get his cock out cause his zip is stuck.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Spending 3 hours washing and polishing your car,then going outside and finding out the seagulls have used it for target practice

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Spending 3 hours washing and polishing your car,then going outside and finding out the seagulls have used it for target practice "

well, that's Montrose for you, used to park up in Docks, and get up in morning to a windscreen covered in bird shite. lol.

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk

Not having anyone to have lunch with

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk


"Spending 3 hours washing and polishing your car,then going outside and finding out the seagulls have used it for target practice "

Holding seagulls over cars until they shit on them

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk

Kids leaving part of their dinner despite moaning for 3 hours that they were starving

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Not having anyone to have lunch with "
cheeky c***,I just made you a cuppa

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By *oobsandballsMan  over a year ago

st andrews

Why does one of your trouser legs always turn inside out in the wash? Why???????

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By *omaMan  over a year ago

Glasgow

middle laners on the Motorway and those who wait till the last seconds to go from lane 3 to the slip road in one go.

Text speak, Weegie neds, caps worn backwards.. . a

never ending list . . . . feck I'm sounding like my parents!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"middle laners on the Motorway and those who wait till the last seconds to go from lane 3 to the slip road in one go.

Text speak, Weegie neds, caps worn backwards.. . a

never ending list . . . . feck I'm sounding like my parents!

"

part of getting old

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why do some Women wear Mini-Skirts ..when they spend half the night pulling them down ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Jobsworths

People who won't accept responsibility for their actions "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When you go to the cupboard for a daily dose of your favourite biscuit and the last fucker in there's ate the last biscuit and didn't bother throwing the packet away.. Aw my god so irritating!!

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk


"When you go to the cupboard for a daily dose of your favourite biscuit and the last fucker in there's ate the last biscuit and didn't bother throwing the packet away.. Aw my god so irritating!! "

That will teach you to

A. Throw the packet away

And

B. Keep an emergency secret stash

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have PMT so anything today is likely to annoy me

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Another of mine, a middle lane motorway hogger, JUST WHY

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The sun is shining (for now), and I'm off for lunch with my daughter.

I have no moans, today is a good day.

Much love xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I have PMT so anything today is likely to annoy me "
stays clear of Mrs D

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By *awty MaxWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh

Call centres and their music when you're waiting

Am about to throw my phone oot the window very soon

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Call centres and their music when you're waiting

Am about to throw my phone oot the window very soon "

and they only play utter shite at a volume only a bat could hear

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

... and why do they ask you alllllllllllll your details, put you through to someone else who then asks... all your details

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

People who leave dishes steeping in the sink... or take dishes through and leave them BY the dishwasher, DOH just put them IN the damn thing, people who leave rubbish beside the bin but don't put it IN the bin... I should stop... though I'm noticing the kitchen seems to be a problem area for me...

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"People who leave dishes steeping in the sink... or take dishes through and leave them BY the dishwasher, DOH just put them IN the damn thing, people who leave rubbish beside the bin but don't put it IN the bin... I should stop... though I'm noticing the kitchen seems to be a problem area for me... "
snap ...washing on the floor instead of putting it in the machine out of the way lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"People who leave dishes steeping in the sink... or take dishes through and leave them BY the dishwasher, DOH just put them IN the damn thing, people who leave rubbish beside the bin but don't put it IN the bin... I should stop... though I'm noticing the kitchen seems to be a problem area for me... snap ...washing on the floor instead of putting it in the machine out of the way lol "

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr aye that too lol

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By *awty MaxWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh

People parking in my parking spot when it says 'reserved' grrrr

People parking too close to my car so i struggle to get out a parking space or get in my car grrrr

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"People parking in my parking spot when it says 'reserved' grrrr

People parking too close to my car so i struggle to get out a parking space or get in my car grrrr

"

That's one of my duties at work Max so 100% agree... everyone thinks they are different and should be allowed to park where they like, they are always only going to be five minutes (doesn't matter you are still in someone else's parking space why should they have to wait for you) and they always ask ME where should they park... isn't that why you pass a driving test and learn the highway code??

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By *awty MaxWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"People parking in my parking spot when it says 'reserved' grrrr

People parking too close to my car so i struggle to get out a parking space or get in my car grrrr

That's one of my duties at work Max so 100% agree... everyone thinks they are different and should be allowed to park where they like, they are always only going to be five minutes (doesn't matter you are still in someone else's parking space why should they have to wait for you) and they always ask ME where should they park... isn't that why you pass a driving test and learn the highway code?? "

And people parking in disabled parking space when they clearly don't have the blue badge

Ignorant!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"People parking in my parking spot when it says 'reserved' grrrr

People parking too close to my car so i struggle to get out a parking space or get in my car grrrr

That's one of my duties at work Max so 100% agree... everyone thinks they are different and should be allowed to park where they like, they are always only going to be five minutes (doesn't matter you are still in someone else's parking space why should they have to wait for you) and they always ask ME where should they park... isn't that why you pass a driving test and learn the highway code??

And people parking in disabled parking space when they clearly don't have the blue badge

Ignorant!"

Yes but just let them know if you need them to move grrrrrrrrrrr

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By *awty MaxWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"People parking in my parking spot when it says 'reserved' grrrr

People parking too close to my car so i struggle to get out a parking space or get in my car grrrr

That's one of my duties at work Max so 100% agree... everyone thinks they are different and should be allowed to park where they like, they are always only going to be five minutes (doesn't matter you are still in someone else's parking space why should they have to wait for you) and they always ask ME where should they park... isn't that why you pass a driving test and learn the highway code??

And people parking in disabled parking space when they clearly don't have the blue badge

Ignorant!

Yes but just let them know if you need them to move grrrrrrrrrrr "

I was with one of friend who has a badge for her son and the abuse we got was unbelievable

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"People parking in my parking spot when it says 'reserved' grrrr

People parking too close to my car so i struggle to get out a parking space or get in my car grrrr

That's one of my duties at work Max so 100% agree... everyone thinks they are different and should be allowed to park where they like, they are always only going to be five minutes (doesn't matter you are still in someone else's parking space why should they have to wait for you) and they always ask ME where should they park... isn't that why you pass a driving test and learn the highway code??

And people parking in disabled parking space when they clearly don't have the blue badge

Ignorant!

Yes but just let them know if you need them to move grrrrrrrrrrr

I was with one of friend who has a badge for her son and the abuse we got was unbelievable

"

Disgraceful

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"People who leave dishes steeping in the sink... or take dishes through and leave them BY the dishwasher, DOH just put them IN the damn thing, people who leave rubbish beside the bin but don't put it IN the bin... I should stop... though I'm noticing the kitchen seems to be a problem area for me... snap ...washing on the floor instead of putting it in the machine out of the way lol

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr aye that too lol "

isn't it amazing tho how quickly they learn a new computer game,how to work a smart phone or how they know how to text thier mates back five seconds after receiving the text yet you wait hours for a reply lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I get angry when I stub my toe cos it was my own fault somehow don't get angry when other folk kick me in the shin or stomp on my feet.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have PMT so anything today is likely to annoy me stays clear of Mrs D "

Wise advice

Come back next week

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

People that leave milk, butter, etc out the fridge, whyyyyy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"People who leave dishes steeping in the sink... or take dishes through and leave them BY the dishwasher, DOH just put them IN the damn thing, people who leave rubbish beside the bin but don't put it IN the bin... I should stop... though I'm noticing the kitchen seems to be a problem area for me... snap ...washing on the floor instead of putting it in the machine out of the way lol

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr aye that too lol isn't it amazing tho how quickly they learn a new computer game,how to work a smart phone or how they know how to text thier mates back five seconds after receiving the text yet you wait hours for a reply lol "

Hahah yep very true

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I have PMT so anything today is likely to annoy me stays clear of Mrs D

Wise advice

Come back next week "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I get angry when I stub my toe cos it was my own fault somehow don't get angry when other folk kick me in the shin or stomp on my feet."

lmao yes that's an odd one but you're right

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"People that leave milk, butter, etc out the fridge, whyyyyy"

Because they are an arse

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"People that leave milk, butter, etc out the fridge, whyyyyy

Because they are an arse "

thing is, their walking past the bloody fridge !

Here's another, guys that don't put the toilet seat back down, grrrrrr rips ma knitting that !!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"People that leave milk, butter, etc out the fridge, whyyyyy

Because they are an arse thing is, their walking past the bloody fridge !

Here's another, guys that don't put the toilet seat back down, grrrrrr rips ma knitting that !! "

Ohhh I know you feel like you are going to fallllllllllllllllllllll all the way to hell lmao... bassas

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"People parking in my parking spot when it says 'reserved' grrrr

People parking too close to my car so i struggle to get out a parking space or get in my car grrrr

"

max I shall give you one of my signs I have, for the parking too close to yer car, it says 'next time mind leave a tin opener c**t

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"People that leave milk, butter, etc out the fridge, whyyyyy

Because they are an arse thing is, their walking past the bloody fridge !

Here's another, guys that don't put the toilet seat back down, grrrrrr rips ma knitting that !!

Ohhh I know you feel like you are going to fallllllllllllllllllllll all the way to hell lmao... bassas "

pmsl. I think I may possibly be pre menstrual today

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

the most annoying thing for me is ..:I Cannae Get a Meet".

Honestly .its torture ..Ive tried everything from my Vintage 1970s patter up the the modern tecnology top drawer patter..Its just not happening.

Has anyone got a spare 6 pack they could give me for a fortnight ..at least give me half a chance.

Its really annoying

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"the most annoying thing for me is ..:I Cannae Get a Meet".

Honestly .its torture ..Ive tried everything from my Vintage 1970s patter up the the modern tecnology top drawer patter..Its just not happening.

Has anyone got a spare 6 pack they could give me for a fortnight ..at least give me half a chance.

Its really annoying

"

six pack of buds chilling if that helps

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That's not what it says on back of the ladies loo's door...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"the most annoying thing for me is ..:I Cannae Get a Meet".

Honestly .its torture ..Ive tried everything from my Vintage 1970s patter up the the modern tecnology top drawer patter..Its just not happening.

Has anyone got a spare 6 pack they could give me for a fortnight ..at least give me half a chance.

Its really annoying

six pack of buds chilling if that helps "

A six pacj of Burds ..?

Oh ya fecker ...FFFMFFF

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"the most annoying thing for me is ..:I Cannae Get a Meet".

Honestly .its torture ..Ive tried everything from my Vintage 1970s patter up the the modern tecnology top drawer patter..Its just not happening.

Has anyone got a spare 6 pack they could give me for a fortnight ..at least give me half a chance.

Its really annoying

six pack of buds chilling if that helps

A six pacj of Burds ..?

Oh ya fecker ...FFFMFFF

"

if there's six burds in my house, your no getting any lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"the most annoying thing for me is ..:I Cannae Get a Meet".

Honestly .its torture ..Ive tried everything from my Vintage 1970s patter up the the modern tecnology top drawer patter..Its just not happening.

Has anyone got a spare 6 pack they could give me for a fortnight ..at least give me half a chance.

Its really annoying

six pack of buds chilling if that helps

A six pacj of Burds ..?

Oh ya fecker ...FFFMFFF

if there's six burds in my house, your no getting any lol "

ooooooooooer

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston

Close season (footie).

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By *awty MaxWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh

When you are tired and you get to bed... Because, yes you're very tired... And by the time your head hits the pillow... surprise, surprise... You're awake... for hours

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"People parking in my parking spot when it says 'reserved' grrrr

People parking too close to my car so i struggle to get out a parking space or get in my car grrrr

That's one of my duties at work Max so 100% agree... everyone thinks they are different and should be allowed to park where they like, they are always only going to be five minutes (doesn't matter you are still in someone else's parking space why should they have to wait for you) and they always ask ME where should they park... isn't that why you pass a driving test and learn the highway code??

And people parking in disabled parking space when they clearly don't have the blue badge

Ignorant!"

My dad who's disabled parks behind them blocking them in if there's a few in a row without blue badges.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"People parking in my parking spot when it says 'reserved' grrrr

People parking too close to my car so i struggle to get out a parking space or get in my car grrrr

That's one of my duties at work Max so 100% agree... everyone thinks they are different and should be allowed to park where they like, they are always only going to be five minutes (doesn't matter you are still in someone else's parking space why should they have to wait for you) and they always ask ME where should they park... isn't that why you pass a driving test and learn the highway code??

And people parking in disabled parking space when they clearly don't have the blue badge

Ignorant!

My dad who's disabled parks behind them blocking them in if there's a few in a row without blue badges."

Can't say I blame him

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By *awty MaxWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"People parking in my parking spot when it says 'reserved' grrrr

People parking too close to my car so i struggle to get out a parking space or get in my car grrrr

That's one of my duties at work Max so 100% agree... everyone thinks they are different and should be allowed to park where they like, they are always only going to be five minutes (doesn't matter you are still in someone else's parking space why should they have to wait for you) and they always ask ME where should they park... isn't that why you pass a driving test and learn the highway code??

And people parking in disabled parking space when they clearly don't have the blue badge

Ignorant!

My dad who's disabled parks behind them blocking them in if there's a few in a row without blue badges.

Can't say I blame him "

Abso

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"the most annoying thing for me is ..:I Cannae Get a Meet".

Honestly .its torture ..Ive tried everything from my Vintage 1970s patter up the the modern tecnology top drawer patter..Its just not happening.

Has anyone got a spare 6 pack they could give me for a fortnight ..at least give me half a chance.

Its really annoying

six pack of buds chilling if that helps

A six pacj of Burds ..?

Oh ya fecker ...FFFMFFF

if there's six burds in my house, your no getting any lol

ooooooooooer "

you could be one lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"the most annoying thing for me is ..:I Cannae Get a Meet".

Honestly .its torture ..Ive tried everything from my Vintage 1970s patter up the the modern tecnology top drawer patter..Its just not happening.

Has anyone got a spare 6 pack they could give me for a fortnight ..at least give me half a chance.

Its really annoying

six pack of buds chilling if that helps

A six pacj of Burds ..?

Oh ya fecker ...FFFMFFF

if there's six burds in my house, your no getting any lol

ooooooooooer you could be one lol "

Not knowing where your house is

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"the most annoying thing for me is ..:I Cannae Get a Meet".

Honestly .its torture ..Ive tried everything from my Vintage 1970s patter up the the modern tecnology top drawer patter..Its just not happening.

Has anyone got a spare 6 pack they could give me for a fortnight ..at least give me half a chance.

Its really annoying

six pack of buds chilling if that helps

A six pacj of Burds ..?

Oh ya fecker ...FFFMFFF

if there's six burds in my house, your no getting any lol

ooooooooooer you could be one lol

Not knowing where your house is "

hah

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"the most annoying thing for me is ..:I Cannae Get a Meet".

Honestly .its torture ..Ive tried everything from my Vintage 1970s patter up the the modern tecnology top drawer patter..Its just not happening.

Has anyone got a spare 6 pack they could give me for a fortnight ..at least give me half a chance.

Its really annoying

six pack of buds chilling if that helps

A six pacj of Burds ..?

Oh ya fecker ...FFFMFFF

if there's six burds in my house, your no getting any lol

ooooooooooer you could be one lol "

Awww but he wants more than an FFM lil tease... I wouldn't want to disappoint him lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"the most annoying thing for me is ..:I Cannae Get a Meet".

Honestly .its torture ..Ive tried everything from my Vintage 1970s patter up the the modern tecnology top drawer patter..Its just not happening.

Has anyone got a spare 6 pack they could give me for a fortnight ..at least give me half a chance.

Its really annoying

six pack of buds chilling if that helps

A six pacj of Burds ..?

Oh ya fecker ...FFFMFFF

if there's six burds in my house, your no getting any lol

ooooooooooer you could be one lol

Awww but he wants more than an FFM lil tease... I wouldn't want to disappoint him lol "

let me deal with him lol -- you and max form an orderly queue ladies lol

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By *awty MaxWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"the most annoying thing for me is ..:I Cannae Get a Meet".

Honestly .its torture ..Ive tried everything from my Vintage 1970s patter up the the modern tecnology top drawer patter..Its just not happening.

Has anyone got a spare 6 pack they could give me for a fortnight ..at least give me half a chance.

Its really annoying

six pack of buds chilling if that helps

A six pacj of Burds ..?

Oh ya fecker ...FFFMFFF

if there's six burds in my house, your no getting any lol

ooooooooooer you could be one lol

Awww but he wants more than an FFM lil tease... I wouldn't want to disappoint him lol let me deal with him lol -- you and max form an orderly queue ladies lol "

lol Am French I can't do orderly queue

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"the most annoying thing for me is ..:I Cannae Get a Meet".

Honestly .its torture ..Ive tried everything from my Vintage 1970s patter up the the modern tecnology top drawer patter..Its just not happening.

Has anyone got a spare 6 pack they could give me for a fortnight ..at least give me half a chance.

Its really annoying

six pack of buds chilling if that helps

A six pacj of Burds ..?

Oh ya fecker ...FFFMFFF

if there's six burds in my house, your no getting any lol

ooooooooooer you could be one lol

Awww but he wants more than an FFM lil tease... I wouldn't want to disappoint him lol let me deal with him lol -- you and max form an orderly queue ladies lol

lol Am French I can't do orderly queue "

ohhh.. okkkkk. U first keep it tae yersel though

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"the most annoying thing for me is ..:I Cannae Get a Meet".

Honestly .its torture ..Ive tried everything from my Vintage 1970s patter up the the modern tecnology top drawer patter..Its just not happening.

Has anyone got a spare 6 pack they could give me for a fortnight ..at least give me half a chance.

Its really annoying

six pack of buds chilling if that helps

A six pacj of Burds ..?

Oh ya fecker ...FFFMFFF

if there's six burds in my house, your no getting any lol

ooooooooooer you could be one lol

Awww but he wants more than an FFM lil tease... I wouldn't want to disappoint him lol let me deal with him lol -- you and max form an orderly queue ladies lol "

Pffffft Max and I can keep oorselves amused

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When you're in a nice restaurant in mixed company and you get a dressed as "guys"

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"the most annoying thing for me is ..:I Cannae Get a Meet".

Honestly .its torture ..Ive tried everything from my Vintage 1970s patter up the the modern tecnology top drawer patter..Its just not happening.

Has anyone got a spare 6 pack they could give me for a fortnight ..at least give me half a chance.

Its really annoying

six pack of buds chilling if that helps

A six pacj of Burds ..?

Oh ya fecker ...FFFMFFF

if there's six burds in my house, your no getting any lol

ooooooooooer you could be one lol

Awww but he wants more than an FFM lil tease... I wouldn't want to disappoint him lol let me deal with him lol -- you and max form an orderly queue ladies lol

Pffffft Max and I can keep oorselves amused "

ahhhh herrm... ladies ladies, I'll keep you both amused

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"the most annoying thing for me is ..:I Cannae Get a Meet".

Honestly .its torture ..Ive tried everything from my Vintage 1970s patter up the the modern tecnology top drawer patter..Its just not happening.

Has anyone got a spare 6 pack they could give me for a fortnight ..at least give me half a chance.

Its really annoying

six pack of buds chilling if that helps

A six pacj of Burds ..?

Oh ya fecker ...FFFMFFF

if there's six burds in my house, your no getting any lol

ooooooooooer you could be one lol

Awww but he wants more than an FFM lil tease... I wouldn't want to disappoint him lol let me deal with him lol -- you and max form an orderly queue ladies lol

Pffffft Max and I can keep oorselves amused ahhhh herrm... ladies ladies, I'll keep you both amused "

You like scrabble too??? - what's the odds!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When you're in a nice restaurant in mixed company and you get a dressed as "guys" "

????

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By *ewels74Woman  over a year ago

Dundee/Angus/Blackpool

Silent callers yeah I know it's call centres lol but they go all sI lent

Tons more annoy me hehe

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By *awty MaxWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"When you're in a nice restaurant in mixed company and you get a dressed as "guys" "

I had to check Fergus, as I use it and according to the Cambridge Dictionary the word 'Guys' can be used to address a group of people of either sex.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When you're in a nice restaurant in mixed company and you get a dressed as "guys"

I had to check Fergus, as I use it and according to the Cambridge Dictionary the word 'Guys' can be used to address a group of people of either sex.

"

ding ding round one

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"the most annoying thing for me is ..:I Cannae Get a Meet".

Honestly .its torture ..Ive tried everything from my Vintage 1970s patter up the the modern tecnology top drawer patter..Its just not happening.

Has anyone got a spare 6 pack they could give me for a fortnight ..at least give me half a chance.

Its really annoying

six pack of buds chilling if that helps

A six pacj of Burds ..?

Oh ya fecker ...FFFMFFF

if there's six burds in my house, your no getting any lol

ooooooooooer you could be one lol

Awww but he wants more than an FFM lil tease... I wouldn't want to disappoint him lol let me deal with him lol -- you and max form an orderly queue ladies lol

Pffffft Max and I can keep oorselves amused ahhhh herrm... ladies ladies, I'll keep you both amused

You like scrabble too??? - what's the odds!!!! "

. Yea especially the winning part and the loser has to........

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"the most annoying thing for me is ..:I Cannae Get a Meet".

Honestly .its torture ..Ive tried everything from my Vintage 1970s patter up the the modern tecnology top drawer patter..Its just not happening.

Has anyone got a spare 6 pack they could give me for a fortnight ..at least give me half a chance.

Its really annoying

six pack of buds chilling if that helps

A six pacj of Burds ..?

Oh ya fecker ...FFFMFFF

if there's six burds in my house, your no getting any lol

ooooooooooer you could be one lol

Awww but he wants more than an FFM lil tease... I wouldn't want to disappoint him lol let me deal with him lol -- you and max form an orderly queue ladies lol

Pffffft Max and I can keep oorselves amused ahhhh herrm... ladies ladies, I'll keep you both amused

You like scrabble too??? - what's the odds!!!! . Yea especially the winning part and the loser has to........ "

oh strip scrabble using only dirty words

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"the most annoying thing for me is ..:I Cannae Get a Meet".

Honestly .its torture ..Ive tried everything from my Vintage 1970s patter up the the modern tecnology top drawer patter..Its just not happening.

Has anyone got a spare 6 pack they could give me for a fortnight ..at least give me half a chance.

Its really annoying

six pack of buds chilling if that helps

A six pacj of Burds ..?

Oh ya fecker ...FFFMFFF

if there's six burds in my house, your no getting any lol

ooooooooooer you could be one lol

Awww but he wants more than an FFM lil tease... I wouldn't want to disappoint him lol let me deal with him lol -- you and max form an orderly queue ladies lol

Pffffft Max and I can keep oorselves amused ahhhh herrm... ladies ladies, I'll keep you both amused

You like scrabble too??? - what's the odds!!!! . Yea especially the winning part and the loser has to........ oh strip scrabble using only dirty words "

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By *awty MaxWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"When you're in a nice restaurant in mixed company and you get a dressed as "guys"

I had to check Fergus, as I use it and according to the Cambridge Dictionary the word 'Guys' can be used to address a group of people of either sex.

ding ding round one "

For once I wasn't using Urban Dictionary lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"the most annoying thing for me is ..:I Cannae Get a Meet".

Honestly .its torture ..Ive tried everything from my Vintage 1970s patter up the the modern tecnology top drawer patter..Its just not happening.

Has anyone got a spare 6 pack they could give me for a fortnight ..at least give me half a chance.

Its really annoying

six pack of buds chilling if that helps

A six pacj of Burds ..?

Oh ya fecker ...FFFMFFF

if there's six burds in my house, your no getting any lol

ooooooooooer you could be one lol

Awww but he wants more than an FFM lil tease... I wouldn't want to disappoint him lol let me deal with him lol -- you and max form an orderly queue ladies lol

Pffffft Max and I can keep oorselves amused ahhhh herrm... ladies ladies, I'll keep you both amused

You like scrabble too??? - what's the odds!!!! . Yea especially the winning part and the loser has to........ oh strip scrabble using only dirty words "

That being standard scrabble for you then

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By *awty MaxWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh

Oooh that's reminds me... Guys messaging in French using Google translate

and they end up talking to me about their macaroon or goldfish and calling my butt a donkey

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oooh that's reminds me... Guys messaging in French using Google translate

and they end up talking to me about their macaroon or goldfish and calling my butt a donkey

"

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By *rebor601cplCouple  over a year ago

edinburgh

Politics in the forum ! Labour /Tory ect

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"the most annoying thing for me is ..:I Cannae Get a Meet".

Honestly .its torture ..Ive tried everything from my Vintage 1970s patter up the the modern tecnology top drawer patter..Its just not happening.

Has anyone got a spare 6 pack they could give me for a fortnight ..at least give me half a chance.

Its really annoying

six pack of buds chilling if that helps

A six pacj of Burds ..?

Oh ya fecker ...FFFMFFF

if there's six burds in my house, your no getting any lol

ooooooooooer you could be one lol

Awww but he wants more than an FFM lil tease... I wouldn't want to disappoint him lol let me deal with him lol -- you and max form an orderly queue ladies lol

Pffffft Max and I can keep oorselves amused ahhhh herrm... ladies ladies, I'll keep you both amused

You like scrabble too??? - what's the odds!!!! . Yea especially the winning part and the loser has to........ oh strip scrabble using only dirty words

That being standard scrabble for you then "

absolutely

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oooh that's reminds me... Guys messaging in French using Google translate

and they end up talking to me about their macaroon or goldfish and calling my butt a donkey

"

awwww come on I didn't mean it

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk


"People parking in my parking spot when it says 'reserved' grrrr

People parking too close to my car so i struggle to get out a parking space or get in my car grrrr

That's one of my duties at work Max so 100% agree... everyone thinks they are different and should be allowed to park where they like, they are always only going to be five minutes (doesn't matter you are still in someone else's parking space why should they have to wait for you) and they always ask ME where should they park... isn't that why you pass a driving test and learn the highway code??

And people parking in disabled parking space when they clearly don't have the blue badge

Ignorant!

My dad who's disabled parks behind them blocking them in if there's a few in a row without blue badges.

Can't say I blame him "

I may do this to people without blue badges too when I've got the right passenger

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By *awty MaxWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Oooh that's reminds me... Guys messaging in French using Google translate

and they end up talking to me about their macaroon or goldfish and calling my butt a donkey

awwww come on I didn't mean it "

lol

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk


"Oooh that's reminds me... Guys messaging in French using Google translate

and they end up talking to me about their macaroon or goldfish and calling my butt a donkey

awwww come on I didn't mean it

lol "

He meant to call himself a donkey's ass

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By *awty MaxWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Oooh that's reminds me... Guys messaging in French using Google translate

and they end up talking to me about their macaroon or goldfish and calling my butt a donkey

awwww come on I didn't mean it

lol

He meant to call himself a donkey's ass "

hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The toilet roll being hung up the wrong way. Paper to the front folks lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"the most annoying thing for me is ..:I Cannae Get a Meet".

Honestly .its torture ..Ive tried everything from my Vintage 1970s patter up the the modern tecnology top drawer patter..Its just not happening.

Has anyone got a spare 6 pack they could give me for a fortnight ..at least give me half a chance.

Its really annoying

six pack of buds chilling if that helps

A six pacj of Burds ..?

Oh ya fecker ...FFFMFFF

if there's six burds in my house, your no getting any lol "

Your no team player Up Ye

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Phone losing bat has to be up there

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"the most annoying thing for me is ..:I Cannae Get a Meet".

Honestly .its torture ..Ive tried everything from my Vintage 1970s patter up the the modern tecnology top drawer patter..Its just not happening.

Has anyone got a spare 6 pack they could give me for a fortnight ..at least give me half a chance.

Its really annoying

six pack of buds chilling if that helps

A six pacj of Burds ..?

Oh ya fecker ...FFFMFFF

if there's six burds in my house, your no getting any lol

Your no team player Up Ye

"

jealousy is sooooooo unattractive

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