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What do Fab woman want?
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We are women
We don't know what we want
And we want it now
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"There are two correct answers to this but nobody knows the answers
We are women
We don't know what we want
And we want it now
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"There are two correct answers to this but nobody knows the answers
We are women
We don't know what we want
And we want it now
Brilliant!!!
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"Saw that file with Mel Gibson when he can tell what woman are thinking... made me laugh again and thought I'd post this. "Well if a man knew that answer, we would be gods, never have to chase a lady again. | |||
"Saw that file with Mel Gibson when he can tell what woman are thinking... made me laugh again and thought I'd post this.
Well if a man knew that answer, we would be gods, never have to chase a lady again. "And kinda boring dontcha think  | |||
"Saw that file with Mel Gibson when he can tell what woman are thinking... made me laugh again and thought I'd post this.
Well if a man knew that answer, we would be gods, never have to chase a lady again.
And kinda boring dontcha think "aye it would be | |||
"Saw that file with Mel Gibson when he can tell what woman are thinking... made me laugh again and thought I'd post this.
Well if a man knew that answer, we would be gods, never have to chase a lady again.
And kinda boring dontcha think aye it would be "LOL Men and Women are moths to each others flame... Pretty light... Ouch burny burny... Pretty light... Ouch burny burny... repeat | |||
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Even though at my age, I cant keep up, and aways end up loosing. lol. 
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"We run but not fast and we always do that daft fall and hurt my ankle thing you see in old movies "Hahaha, I must be chasing the wrong ladies.  | |||
"We run but not fast and we always do that daft fall and hurt my ankle thing you see in old movies "that's a f*****g ploy to get the man to do the "here let me help you,are you alright my dear?" Thing then calls him sexist | |||
"We run but not fast and we always do that daft fall and hurt my ankle thing you see in old movies that's a f*****g ploy to get the man to do the "here let me help you,are you alright my dear?" Thing then calls him sexist "Yer point  | |||
"We run but not fast and we always do that daft fall and hurt my ankle thing you see in old movies that's a f*****g ploy to get the man to do the "here let me help you,are you alright my dear?" Thing then calls him sexist
Yer point "I don't have one,I'm a man,didn't think I needed one | |||
"We run but not fast and we always do that daft fall and hurt my ankle thing you see in old movies that's a f*****g ploy to get the man to do the "here let me help you,are you alright my dear?" Thing then calls him sexist
Yer point I don't have one,I'm a man,didn't think I needed one "Oi stop stealing woman logic | |||
"We run but not fast and we always do that daft fall and hurt my ankle thing you see in old movies that's a f*****g ploy to get the man to do the "here let me help you,are you alright my dear?" Thing then calls him sexist
Yer point I don't have one,I'm a man,didn't think I needed one
Oi stop stealing woman logic "and to think you didn't believe I was in touch with my feminine side | |||
"We run but not fast and we always do that daft fall and hurt my ankle thing you see in old movies that's a f*****g ploy to get the man to do the "here let me help you,are you alright my dear?" Thing then calls him sexist
Yer point I don't have one,I'm a man,didn't think I needed one
Oi stop stealing woman logic and to think you didn't believe I was in touch with my feminine side "I'll believe that when you stop posting pics in the shower and post one in the bath with wine and candles | |||
"We run but not fast and we always do that daft fall and hurt my ankle thing you see in old movies that's a f*****g ploy to get the man to do the "here let me help you,are you alright my dear?" Thing then calls him sexist
Yer point I don't have one,I'm a man,didn't think I needed one
Oi stop stealing woman logic and to think you didn't believe I was in touch with my feminine side
I'll believe that when you stop posting pics in the shower and post one in the bath with wine and candles "there's a slight problem there | |||
"We run but not fast and we always do that daft fall and hurt my ankle thing you see in old movies that's a f*****g ploy to get the man to do the "here let me help you,are you alright my dear?" Thing then calls him sexist
Yer point I don't have one,I'm a man,didn't think I needed one
Oi stop stealing woman logic and to think you didn't believe I was in touch with my feminine side
I'll believe that when you stop posting pics in the shower and post one in the bath with wine and candles there's a slight problem there "Are you one of these folk who don't have a bath???  | |||
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"I dont ....shower mostly "You're missing out | |||
"We run but not fast and we always do that daft fall and hurt my ankle thing you see in old movies that's a f*****g ploy to get the man to do the "here let me help you,are you alright my dear?" Thing then calls him sexist
Yer point I don't have one,I'm a man,didn't think I needed one
Oi stop stealing woman logic and to think you didn't believe I was in touch with my feminine side
I'll believe that when you stop posting pics in the shower and post one in the bath with wine and candles there's a slight problem there
Are you one of these folk who don't have a bath??? "correct,I could always come round and use yours just for effect | |||
"We run but not fast and we always do that daft fall and hurt my ankle thing you see in old movies that's a f*****g ploy to get the man to do the "here let me help you,are you alright my dear?" Thing then calls him sexist
Yer point I don't have one,I'm a man,didn't think I needed one
Oi stop stealing woman logic and to think you didn't believe I was in touch with my feminine side
I'll believe that when you stop posting pics in the shower and post one in the bath with wine and candles there's a slight problem there
Are you one of these folk who don't have a bath??? correct,I could always come round and use yours just for effect "Pffft ye better bring yer own caunles n wine | |||
"We run but not fast and we always do that daft fall and hurt my ankle thing you see in old movies that's a f*****g ploy to get the man to do the "here let me help you,are you alright my dear?" Thing then calls him sexist
Yer point I don't have one,I'm a man,didn't think I needed one
Oi stop stealing woman logic and to think you didn't believe I was in touch with my feminine side
I'll believe that when you stop posting pics in the shower and post one in the bath with wine and candles there's a slight problem there
Are you one of these folk who don't have a bath??? correct,I could always come round and use yours just for effect
Pffft ye better bring yer own caunles n wine "fuck am I gonna have to bring my own water and bubbles as well? | |||
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Or a mansion full of uniformed cops would have the same effect | |||
 ? Cake? Alcohol? And a guy with gills where his ears should be? More cake? | |||
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"I want someone to go to the shop for me, cba getting dressed.... mince and tatties dinner for whoever goes "I'm on my way | |||
"I want someone to go to the shop for me, cba getting dressed.... mince and tatties dinner for whoever goes "lol sounds yummy | |||
"We run but not fast and we always do that daft fall and hurt my ankle thing you see in old movies that's a f*****g ploy to get the man to do the "here let me help you,are you alright my dear?" Thing then calls him sexist
Yer point I don't have one,I'm a man,didn't think I needed one
Oi stop stealing woman logic and to think you didn't believe I was in touch with my feminine side
I'll believe that when you stop posting pics in the shower and post one in the bath with wine and candles there's a slight problem there
Are you one of these folk who don't have a bath??? correct,I could always come round and use yours just for effect
Pffft ye better bring yer own caunles n wine fuck am I gonna have to bring my own water and bubbles as well? "Now you're being dramatic... are you sure you're a guy | |||
"We run but not fast and we always do that daft fall and hurt my ankle thing you see in old movies that's a f*****g ploy to get the man to do the "here let me help you,are you alright my dear?" Thing then calls him sexist
Yer point I don't have one,I'm a man,didn't think I needed one
Oi stop stealing woman logic and to think you didn't believe I was in touch with my feminine side
I'll believe that when you stop posting pics in the shower and post one in the bath with wine and candles there's a slight problem there
Are you one of these folk who don't have a bath??? correct,I could always come round and use yours just for effect
Pffft ye better bring yer own caunles n wine fuck am I gonna have to bring my own water and bubbles as well?
Now you're being dramatic... are you sure you're a guy "well I think im doing a good impression of being a woman at least | |||
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"World peace "lol x | |||
"We run but not fast and we always do that daft fall and hurt my ankle thing you see in old movies that's a f*****g ploy to get the man to do the "here let me help you,are you alright my dear?" Thing then calls him sexist
Yer point I don't have one,I'm a man,didn't think I needed one
Oi stop stealing woman logic and to think you didn't believe I was in touch with my feminine side
I'll believe that when you stop posting pics in the shower and post one in the bath with wine and candles there's a slight problem there
Are you one of these folk who don't have a bath??? correct,I could always come round and use yours just for effect
Pffft ye better bring yer own caunles n wine fuck am I gonna have to bring my own water and bubbles as well?
Now you're being dramatic... are you sure you're a guy well I think im doing a good impression of being a woman at least "Next you'll be telling me if I don't know what that means YOU'RE not gonna tell me...flounce flounce | |||
"We run but not fast and we always do that daft fall and hurt my ankle thing you see in old movies that's a f*****g ploy to get the man to do the "here let me help you,are you alright my dear?" Thing then calls him sexist
Yer point I don't have one,I'm a man,didn't think I needed one
Oi stop stealing woman logic and to think you didn't believe I was in touch with my feminine side
I'll believe that when you stop posting pics in the shower and post one in the bath with wine and candles there's a slight problem there
Are you one of these folk who don't have a bath??? correct,I could always come round and use yours just for effect
Pffft ye better bring yer own caunles n wine fuck am I gonna have to bring my own water and bubbles as well?
Now you're being dramatic... are you sure you're a guy well I think im doing a good impression of being a woman at least
Next you'll be telling me if I don't know what that means YOU'RE not gonna tell me...flounce flounce "no I'm not,do your own guess work,or am I gonna have to scar you for life by sending the photos? | |||
"We run but not fast and we always do that daft fall and hurt my ankle thing you see in old movies that's a f*****g ploy to get the man to do the "here let me help you,are you alright my dear?" Thing then calls him sexist
Yer point I don't have one,I'm a man,didn't think I needed one
Oi stop stealing woman logic and to think you didn't believe I was in touch with my feminine side
I'll believe that when you stop posting pics in the shower and post one in the bath with wine and candles there's a slight problem there
Are you one of these folk who don't have a bath??? correct,I could always come round and use yours just for effect
Pffft ye better bring yer own caunles n wine fuck am I gonna have to bring my own water and bubbles as well?
Now you're being dramatic... are you sure you're a guy well I think im doing a good impression of being a woman at least
Next you'll be telling me if I don't know what that means YOU'RE not gonna tell me...flounce flounce no I'm not,do your own guess work,or am I gonna have to scar you for life by sending the photos? "Damn you and your cunning shemale tactics!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |||
"I want someone to go to the shop for me, cba getting dressed.... mince and tatties dinner for whoever goes I'm on my way "potatoes, garden peas, eggs and cigs please, fankoo muckly x | |||
"I want someone to go to the shop for me, cba getting dressed.... mince and tatties dinner for whoever goes I'm on my way
potatoes, garden peas, eggs and cigs please, fankoo muckly x
"TAXI X | |||
"I want someone to go to the shop for me, cba getting dressed.... mince and tatties dinner for whoever goes I'm on my way
potatoes, garden peas, eggs and cigs please, fankoo muckly x
"nae probs | |||
"We run but not fast and we always do that daft fall and hurt my ankle thing you see in old movies that's a f*****g ploy to get the man to do the "here let me help you,are you alright my dear?" Thing then calls him sexist
Yer point I don't have one,I'm a man,didn't think I needed one
Oi stop stealing woman logic and to think you didn't believe I was in touch with my feminine side
I'll believe that when you stop posting pics in the shower and post one in the bath with wine and candles there's a slight problem there
Are you one of these folk who don't have a bath??? correct,I could always come round and use yours just for effect
Pffft ye better bring yer own caunles n wine fuck am I gonna have to bring my own water and bubbles as well?
Now you're being dramatic... are you sure you're a guy well I think im doing a good impression of being a woman at least
Next you'll be telling me if I don't know what that means YOU'RE not gonna tell me...flounce flounce no I'm not,do your own guess work,or am I gonna have to scar you for life by sending the photos?
Damn you and your cunning shemale tactics!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "I have a few cunning stunts I can play | |||
"We run but not fast and we always do that daft fall and hurt my ankle thing you see in old movies "Since when?????? | |||
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"Some want furry hugs, some want furry kisses. Most don't want either "Awwww Son HUGS | |||
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"Some want furry hugs, some want furry kisses. Most don't want either "listen I've told you already,there's fuck all more pity full than trying the "can I have a sympathy shag?"line | |||
"We run but not fast and we always do that daft fall and hurt my ankle thing you see in old movies
Since when?????? "It's in the OLD movies, before your time young un | |||
"Some want furry hugs, some want furry kisses. Most don't want either listen I've told you already,there's fuck all more pity full than trying the "can I have a sympathy shag?"line "Shhhhhhhh.....it was working and it's cheaper than loubatins | |||
"Some want furry hugs, some want furry kisses. Most don't want either listen I've told you already,there's fuck all more pity full than trying the "can I have a sympathy shag?"line
Shhhhhhhh.....it was working and it's cheaper than loubatins "I never thought you'd stoop so low #dissapointed | |||
"Some want furry hugs, some want furry kisses. Most don't want either listen I've told you already,there's fuck all more pity full than trying the "can I have a sympathy shag?"line
Shhhhhhhh.....it was working and it's cheaper than loubatins "Louboutin's you fashion heathen | |||
"We run but not fast and we always do that daft fall and hurt my ankle thing you see in old movies
Since when??????
It's in the OLD movies, before your time young un "Young lady you might need reading glasses fir reading profiles | |||
"Some want furry hugs, some want furry kisses. Most don't want either listen I've told you already,there's fuck all more pity full than trying the "can I have a sympathy shag?"line
Shhhhhhhh.....it was working and it's cheaper than loubatins I never thought you'd stoop so low #dissapointed "He's nearly at your level | |||
"Some want furry hugs, some want furry kisses. Most don't want either listen I've told you already,there's fuck all more pity full than trying the "can I have a sympathy shag?"line
Shhhhhhhh.....it was working and it's cheaper than loubatins I never thought you'd stoop so low #dissapointed
He's nearly at your level "come on to fuck,that's way below me | |||
"Some want furry hugs, some want furry kisses. Most don't want either listen I've told you already,there's fuck all more pity full than trying the "can I have a sympathy shag?"line
Shhhhhhhh.....it was working and it's cheaper than loubatins I never thought you'd stoop so low #dissapointed
He's nearly at your level come on to fuck,that's way below me "Do you REALLY want to go there Gnorman?  | |||
"Some want furry hugs, some want furry kisses. Most don't want either listen I've told you already,there's fuck all more pity full than trying the "can I have a sympathy shag?"line
Shhhhhhhh.....it was working and it's cheaper than loubatins I never thought you'd stoop so low #dissapointed
He's nearly at your level come on to fuck,that's way below me
Do you REALLY want to go there Gnorman? "mon then fanny baws | |||
"Some want furry hugs, some want furry kisses. Most don't want either listen I've told you already,there's fuck all more pity full than trying the "can I have a sympathy shag?"line
Shhhhhhhh.....it was working and it's cheaper than loubatins
Louboutin's you fashion heathen "I'm a bloke - all I know is temp wants them | |||
"Some want furry hugs, some want furry kisses. Most don't want either listen I've told you already,there's fuck all more pity full than trying the "can I have a sympathy shag?"line
Shhhhhhhh.....it was working and it's cheaper than loubatins
Louboutin's you fashion heathen
I'm a bloke - all I know is temp wants them "aye in yer feckin dreams | |||
"Some want furry hugs, some want furry kisses. Most don't want either listen I've told you already,there's fuck all more pity full than trying the "can I have a sympathy shag?"line
Shhhhhhhh.....it was working and it's cheaper than loubatins I never thought you'd stoop so low #dissapointed
He's nearly at your level come on to fuck,that's way below me
Do you REALLY want to go there Gnorman? mon then fanny baws"Really?? You know I'm bigger and taller than you | |||
"Some want furry hugs, some want furry kisses. Most don't want either listen I've told you already,there's fuck all more pity full than trying the "can I have a sympathy shag?"line
Shhhhhhhh.....it was working and it's cheaper than loubatins
Louboutin's you fashion heathen
I'm a bloke - all I know is temp wants them aye in yer feckin dreams "She does - Bunkie keeps trying to pursuade her to buy golf clubs instead | |||
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"Some want furry hugs, some want furry kisses. Most don't want either listen I've told you already,there's fuck all more pity full than trying the "can I have a sympathy shag?"line
Shhhhhhhh.....it was working and it's cheaper than loubatins I never thought you'd stoop so low #dissapointed
He's nearly at your level come on to fuck,that's way below me
Do you REALLY want to go there Gnorman? mon then fanny baws
Really?? You know I'm bigger and taller than you "And older | |||
"Some want furry hugs, some want furry kisses. Most don't want either listen I've told you already,there's fuck all more pity full than trying the "can I have a sympathy shag?"line
Shhhhhhhh.....it was working and it's cheaper than loubatins I never thought you'd stoop so low #dissapointed
He's nearly at your level come on to fuck,that's way below me
Do you REALLY want to go there Gnorman? mon then fanny baws
Really?? You know I'm bigger and taller than you "aye but at least I don't go sneaking into women's toilets and write messages on the back of the doors for the ladies e.g "here doll,do you fancy a tussle wi ma cheesy muscle" | |||
"Some want furry hugs, some want furry kisses. Most don't want either listen I've told you already,there's fuck all more pity full than trying the "can I have a sympathy shag?"line
Shhhhhhhh.....it was working and it's cheaper than loubatins I never thought you'd stoop so low #dissapointed
He's nearly at your level come on to fuck,that's way below me
Do you REALLY want to go there Gnorman? mon then fanny baws
Really?? You know I'm bigger and taller than you aye but at least I don't go sneaking into women's toilets and write messages on the back of the doors for the ladies e.g "here doll,do you fancy a tussle wi ma cheesy muscle" "I wrote your number down like you told me to | |||
"Some want furry hugs, some want furry kisses. Most don't want either listen I've told you already,there's fuck all more pity full than trying the "can I have a sympathy shag?"line
Shhhhhhhh.....it was working and it's cheaper than loubatins I never thought you'd stoop so low #dissapointed
He's nearly at your level come on to fuck,that's way below me
Do you REALLY want to go there Gnorman? mon then fanny baws
Really?? You know I'm bigger and taller than you aye but at least I don't go sneaking into women's toilets and write messages on the back of the doors for the ladies e.g "here doll,do you fancy a tussle wi ma cheesy muscle" "No that's his idea of him being romantic towards me, | |||
"Some want furry hugs, some want furry kisses. Most don't want either listen I've told you already,there's fuck all more pity full than trying the "can I have a sympathy shag?"line
Shhhhhhhh.....it was working and it's cheaper than loubatins I never thought you'd stoop so low #dissapointed
He's nearly at your level come on to fuck,that's way below me
Do you REALLY want to go there Gnorman? mon then fanny baws
Really?? You know I'm bigger and taller than you aye but at least I don't go sneaking into women's toilets and write messages on the back of the doors for the ladies e.g "here doll,do you fancy a tussle wi ma cheesy muscle"
I wrote your number down like you told me to "good lad | |||
"Some want furry hugs, some want furry kisses. Most don't want either listen I've told you already,there's fuck all more pity full than trying the "can I have a sympathy shag?"line
Shhhhhhhh.....it was working and it's cheaper than loubatins I never thought you'd stoop so low #dissapointed
He's nearly at your level come on to fuck,that's way below me
Do you REALLY want to go there Gnorman? mon then fanny baws
Really?? You know I'm bigger and taller than you aye but at least I don't go sneaking into women's toilets and write messages on the back of the doors for the ladies e.g "here doll,do you fancy a tussle wi ma cheesy muscle"
No that's his idea of him being romantic towards me, "Ffs shoosh you | |||
"Some want furry hugs, some want furry kisses. Most don't want either listen I've told you already,there's fuck all more pity full than trying the "can I have a sympathy shag?"line
Shhhhhhhh.....it was working and it's cheaper than loubatins I never thought you'd stoop so low #dissapointed
He's nearly at your level come on to fuck,that's way below me
Do you REALLY want to go there Gnorman? mon then fanny baws
Really?? You know I'm bigger and taller than you aye but at least I don't go sneaking into women's toilets and write messages on the back of the doors for the ladies e.g "here doll,do you fancy a tussle wi ma cheesy muscle"
No that's his idea of him being romantic towards me, Ffs shoosh you "Or do you fancy a shag | |||
"Some want furry hugs, some want furry kisses. Most don't want either listen I've told you already,there's fuck all more pity full than trying the "can I have a sympathy shag?"line
Shhhhhhhh.....it was working and it's cheaper than loubatins I never thought you'd stoop so low #dissapointed
He's nearly at your level come on to fuck,that's way below me
Do you REALLY want to go there Gnorman? mon then fanny baws
Really?? You know I'm bigger and taller than you aye but at least I don't go sneaking into women's toilets and write messages on the back of the doors for the ladies e.g "here doll,do you fancy a tussle wi ma cheesy muscle"
No that's his idea of him being romantic towards me, Ffs shoosh you
Or do you fancy a shag "seeing as you asked.....Mon then,see ya in bed | |||
"Some want furry hugs, some want furry kisses. Most don't want either listen I've told you already,there's fuck all more pity full than trying the "can I have a sympathy shag?"line
Shhhhhhhh.....it was working and it's cheaper than loubatins I never thought you'd stoop so low #dissapointed
He's nearly at your level come on to fuck,that's way below me
Do you REALLY want to go there Gnorman? mon then fanny baws
Really?? You know I'm bigger and taller than you aye but at least I don't go sneaking into women's toilets and write messages on the back of the doors for the ladies e.g "here doll,do you fancy a tussle wi ma cheesy muscle"
No that's his idea of him being romantic towards me, Ffs shoosh you
Or do you fancy a shag "Is that while he walk towards you whirling it around ? | |||
"Some want furry hugs, some want furry kisses. Most don't want either listen I've told you already,there's fuck all more pity full than trying the "can I have a sympathy shag?"line
Shhhhhhhh.....it was working and it's cheaper than loubatins I never thought you'd stoop so low #dissapointed
He's nearly at your level come on to fuck,that's way below me
Do you REALLY want to go there Gnorman? mon then fanny baws
Really?? You know I'm bigger and taller than you aye but at least I don't go sneaking into women's toilets and write messages on the back of the doors for the ladies e.g "here doll,do you fancy a tussle wi ma cheesy muscle"
No that's his idea of him being romantic towards me, Ffs shoosh you
Or do you fancy a shag
Is that while he walk towards you whirling it around ? "Yeah singing the willie dance or last chicken in sainsburys | |||
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"Some want furry hugs, some want furry kisses. Most don't want either listen I've told you already,there's fuck all more pity full than trying the "can I have a sympathy shag?"line
Shhhhhhhh.....it was working and it's cheaper than loubatins I never thought you'd stoop so low #dissapointed
He's nearly at your level come on to fuck,that's way below me
Do you REALLY want to go there Gnorman? mon then fanny baws
Really?? You know I'm bigger and taller than you aye but at least I don't go sneaking into women's toilets and write messages on the back of the doors for the ladies e.g "here doll,do you fancy a tussle wi ma cheesy muscle"
No that's his idea of him being romantic towards me, Ffs shoosh you
Or do you fancy a shag
Is that while he walk towards you whirling it around ?
Yeah singing the willie dance or last chicken in sainsburys "and the problem with that is?its sexy as fuck | |||
"Some want furry hugs, some want furry kisses. Most don't want either listen I've told you already,there's fuck all more pity full than trying the "can I have a sympathy shag?"line
Shhhhhhhh.....it was working and it's cheaper than loubatins I never thought you'd stoop so low #dissapointed
He's nearly at your level come on to fuck,that's way below me
Do you REALLY want to go there Gnorman? mon then fanny baws
Really?? You know I'm bigger and taller than you aye but at least I don't go sneaking into women's toilets and write messages on the back of the doors for the ladies e.g "here doll,do you fancy a tussle wi ma cheesy muscle"
No that's his idea of him being romantic towards me, Ffs shoosh you
Or do you fancy a shag
Is that while he walk towards you whirling it around ?
Yeah singing the willie dance or last chicken in sainsburys and the problem with that is?its sexy as fuck "In your wee world Hun! | |||
"Some want furry hugs, some want furry kisses. Most don't want either listen I've told you already,there's fuck all more pity full than trying the "can I have a sympathy shag?"line
Shhhhhhhh.....it was working and it's cheaper than loubatins I never thought you'd stoop so low #dissapointed
He's nearly at your level come on to fuck,that's way below me
Do you REALLY want to go there Gnorman? mon then fanny baws
Really?? You know I'm bigger and taller than you aye but at least I don't go sneaking into women's toilets and write messages on the back of the doors for the ladies e.g "here doll,do you fancy a tussle wi ma cheesy muscle"
No that's his idea of him being romantic towards me, Ffs shoosh you
Or do you fancy a shag
Is that while he walk towards you whirling it around ?
Yeah singing the willie dance or last chicken in sainsburys and the problem with that is?its sexy as fuck
In your wee world Hun! "yup | |||
"Some want furry hugs, some want furry kisses. Most don't want either listen I've told you already,there's fuck all more pity full than trying the "can I have a sympathy shag?"line
Shhhhhhhh.....it was working and it's cheaper than loubatins I never thought you'd stoop so low #dissapointed
He's nearly at your level come on to fuck,that's way below me
Do you REALLY want to go there Gnorman? mon then fanny baws
Really?? You know I'm bigger and taller than you aye but at least I don't go sneaking into women's toilets and write messages on the back of the doors for the ladies e.g "here doll,do you fancy a tussle wi ma cheesy muscle"
No that's his idea of him being romantic towards me, Ffs shoosh you
Or do you fancy a shag
Is that while he walk towards you whirling it around ?
Yeah singing the willie dance or last chicken in sainsburys and the problem with that is?its sexy as fuck
In your wee world Hun! yup "It's heartening to see real romance isn't dead | |||
