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Tips for all new single guys on fab!
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By *976scott OP Man
over a year ago
North Lanarkshire |
Shamelessly stolen from another forum;
1. Put as many cock shots as you can on your pofile. 15 shots of your Johnson in various positions will get them going.
2. When sending a fake picture make sure it is not Johnny Depp.
3. Use a sky remote or lynx can to show the size of your member. The Lynx effect really works.
4. If you do not get a reply from your first message. Send her another 6 to be sure. She will appreciate the chain mail.
5. Always have a fake girlfriend available for couples.
6. Women love magicians so when you finally get that meet. Dissapear without a trace.
This should help you guys. |
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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago
south east |
7. If by the end of your first day you havent managed to arrange a meet or 6 ..spit the dummy out throw the toys out the pram come on the forums and tell us all how sh#t the site is and how much more fun youd be having if you joined the fishy site instead .. you'll have then throwing themselves at you within minutes   |
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9. If you get a reply to a message that says ty but no ty.... Immediately reply to it... You have two options:
A) asking why?? Cos let's face it you're awesome
Or B) writing a series of abusive colourful words
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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16.always take a pic of your flaccid member while standing at a toilet.....for added effect make sure you have just urinated in said toilet and not flushed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Or my personal favourite ....
15. When she declines your friend invite you can then tell her how her friends and family should be ashamed to know her for being on a site like this!
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16 not that i cant accomm,i dont accomm as i dont let strangers in my home
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"16.always take a pic of your flaccid member while standing at a toilet.....for added effect make sure you have just urinated in said toilet and not flushed
Always help if there's a few pubes in view on the rim maybe a skid or two in the bowl  clatty shite "
Make sure you have an alluring profile name like Clatty Shite
Hugecock69
Pussydestroyer
Dirtymingeeater are all good too...
(apologies to anyone who has those names  ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"7. If by the end of your first day you havent managed to arrange a meet or 6 ..spit the dummy out throw the toys out the pram come on the forums and tell us all how sh#t the site is and how much more fun youd be having if you joined the fishy site instead .. you'll have then throwing themselves at you within minutes "
Great Advice
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If your looking for a Couple ..Make sure you direct all your messages to the Female ..Lets face it ..Its a 3some your looking for ..The Guy has feck all to do with you.
It will make him feel totally exempt and your now in control.
If that doesnt work ..Delete your profile and start again
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In all seriousness...just be patient!
I'm one of the many who won't meet newbies. Take your time. Be nice. Get to a social. Get verified.
Much love,
Goldy xx |
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By *hav02Man
over a year ago
Glasgow/London |
"In all seriousness...just be patient!
I'm one of the many who won't meet newbies. Take your time. Be nice. Get to a social. Get verified.
Much love,
Goldy xx"
Yes but even the nice guys can struggle...i personally get more meets off tinder  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Make sure if you are going too use your wild card ..that your Verified...If your showing your other Female profile in your verification itinerary make sure its not hidden.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tip 100: when the warning message comes up that the your out with that persons age range-just message them anyway, cos you know you can change their mind   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tip 100: when the warning message comes up that the your out with that persons age range-just message them anyway, cos you know you can change their mind "
hmmmm, that might work, well for the hot guys
lolllll  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tip 100: when the warning message comes up that the your out with that persons age range-just message them anyway, cos you know you can change their mind
hmmmm, that might work, well for the hot guys
lolllll "
yea, your fucked! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tip 100: when the warning message comes up that the your out with that persons age range-just message them anyway, cos you know you can change their mind
hmmmm, that might work, well for the hot guys
lolllll yea, your fucked!"
pmsl oh
yer dammed tooting I was fucked lol
XxX peter
I know yer smiling |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Tip 100: when the warning message comes up that the your out with that persons age range-just message them anyway, cos you know you can change their mind
hmmmm, that might work, well for the hot guys
lolllll yea, your fucked!
pmsl oh
yer dammed tooting I was fucked lol
XxX peter
I know yer smiling"
think you may have me mixed up wi someone that gives a shit |
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