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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'm sure all us woman have received the same messages I got below but what's the worst use have had?

Have any guys received a bad first message?

I got tonight...

Hi? I'm the new milkman. Do you want it in the front or back?

And

Hey! Your ass must be a basketball court.. because I'd dribble on it all day long.

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By *oobsandballsMan over a year ago

st andrews

Wow, those are special

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Wow, those are special

I know and people moan that woman don't write back when we get shit like that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I get these quite often...

"Got a wee bag of sniff here. U game?"

Aye come on over stranger. That feels really safe and appealing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well I've just had a message that just said I looked sexy which was fine but I went and read the profile and only info is "guy desperate for no £££ waiting"

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By *vbride1963TV/TS over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

I'm surprised he didn't offer you his special cream

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry desperate for BJ that should have read!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You look like a dirty slut

When you fee to meet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I can't keep up with guys on this. I should block them as I feel so bad I can't reply to them but I just don't have the patience to do it lol broken record sometimes with the messages

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm sure all us woman have received the same messages I got below but what's the worst use have had?

Have any guys received a bad first message?

I got tonight...

Hi? I'm the new milkman. Do you want it in the front or back?

And

Hey! Your ass must be a basketball court.. because I'd dribble on it all day long.

Aw man! Where do I meet these guys?!

I got asked tonight if I want 7 navy boys! Jeeez, let me take time to think about this one.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm sure all us woman have received the same messages I got below but what's the worst use have had?

Have any guys received a bad first message?

I got tonight...

Hi? I'm the new milkman. Do you want it in the front or back?

And

Hey! Your ass must be a basketball court.. because I'd dribble on it all day long.

Aw man! Where do I meet these guys?!

I got asked tonight if I want 7 navy boys! Jeeez, let me take time to think about this one.....

7 navy boys? Il come help U with them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I got one for I want 9 guys to play with

ehm yes if yous were real

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By *UNKIEMan over a year ago

south east

My god you ladies are sooooo fussy lmao

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Also got one earlier offering me high viagra .

And another offering me sniff for a wild night .

Both were ignored

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Our profile normally gets can I fuck your wife,

This weeks one was come fuck me, not sure if he wanted me it Martin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Id be interested to know what the best message is to send. Most hate the 'hi, how are you' message, being none repulsive with their message to you. Yet when you get ones like milkman which id say funny, it's shot down too. Haha no winning here.

Don't think in the years I've used this I've ever had a first message off a female. Go figure.

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By *uzzy-LogicMan over a year ago

Fochabers

What happened to a simple hello l, lovely weather we're having ?

Or hownabout that local sports team? Would you like to discuss it further over a beverage of your choice?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

For me humour catches my attention . Or personalised therefore it's not a copy and paste job. Also cock pics just get deleted

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We like messages that invite us our for hot chocolate

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By *uzzy-LogicMan over a year ago

Fochabers

Having been on as a couples profile have seen some blinders of first message, just got my first silisatation as a single guy though. The bi half of married couple (on a singles profile) would be generous if I let him play with my feet and cock in a quick discreet environment.

If you sent this I'm not a rent boy and won't be replying.

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