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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You know the type, office twat who's always talking crap in a zany fashion.

I'll start us off with this belter....

Hump Day

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By *ortland51Man over a year ago

Glasgow

Wine o'clock...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Wine o'clock...

That's the sort of input we're after ladies and gentlemen.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nice dress"

"Oh it's Pradamark!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Any # ever

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

""Nice dress"

"Oh it's Pradamark!"

That's a new one for me!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Nice dress"

"Oh it's Pradamark!"

That's a new one for me!"

Be thankful.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

""Nice dress"

"Oh it's Pradamark!"

That's a new one for me!

Be thankful."

Oh everyday

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 08/07/16 14:00:17]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Any holes a goal

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Send it up the flagpole and see who salutes it

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By *ndykayMan over a year ago

Falkirk

Don't be defeatist

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

He's a topper.

Pacifically rather than specifically.

A sure fire sign of a cretin and an idiot.

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By *outh of HeavenMan over a year ago

Livingston / Edinburgh / Glasgow

People who do quote fingers grrrr

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS over a year ago

Edinburgh

The one I hate is;

"At the end of the day"

If anyone says that near me I always try to end the sentence with "you go to bed".

Mandy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chillax

What kind of stupid arse word is Chillax?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Chillax

What kind of stupid arse word is Chillax? "

It's chill out and relax in the one wonderful word

Actually one of my favourite things to say lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I hate when people end a sentence with "know wit a mean"

Grrrrrrr fuckin grinds ma gears just typing it, al need to go Chillax now

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By *ucyfur77Woman over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"Any # ever "

#solastyear #muchlolz

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By *ola cubesMan over a year ago

coatbridge

[Removed by poster at 12/07/16 10:26:58]

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By *ola cubesMan over a year ago

coatbridge

Any americanism shows a lack of depth imo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

An old one,but when in Spain, hearing everytime you went into a shop some nugget asking how many potatoes does this cost!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hangover horn

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By *obertELeeMan over a year ago

Montrose

How's it Goan big man or how's it Goan pal.

Fek off I don't even know you

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