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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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One way to show that you are important is to take up 2 seats on the train, one for you & one for your bag. What other ways do you let everyone know that you're an important bastard?
mr j |
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"One way to show that you are important is to take up 2 seats on the train, one for you & one for your bag. What other ways do you let everyone know that you're an important bastard?
mr j"
Taking up 2 car park spaces for the car so no less important folk can damage it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When the cashier has rung up half your shopping saunter off to get the chocolate hob nobs you "forgot" leaving a queue of muttering, disgruntled shoppers behind you then on your return bag up....very...very slowly.   |
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"When the cashier has rung up half your shopping saunter off to get the chocolate hob nobs you "forgot" leaving a queue of muttering, disgruntled shoppers behind you then on your return bag up....very...very slowly. "
Your so important you don't bag up your own shopping  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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  I take up 2 seats and spaces in the car park (mostly at night tbf when the place is empty and there are plenty spaces)
I have to think of others 
Sorry everyone! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When the cashier has rung up half your shopping saunter off to get the chocolate hob nobs you "forgot" leaving a queue of muttering, disgruntled shoppers behind you then on your return bag up....very...very slowly.
Your so important you don't bag up your own shopping "
Oh I do. I'm an important cow...not a lazy one!  |
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"When the cashier has rung up half your shopping saunter off to get the chocolate hob nobs you "forgot" leaving a queue of muttering, disgruntled shoppers behind you then on your return bag up....very...very slowly.
Your so important you don't bag up your own shopping
Oh I do. I'm an important cow...not a lazy one! "
Awaits bothy input |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When the cashier has rung up half your shopping saunter off to get the chocolate hob nobs you "forgot" leaving a queue of muttering, disgruntled shoppers behind you then on your return bag up....very...very slowly.
Your so important you don't bag up your own shopping
Oh I do. I'm an important cow...not a lazy one!
Awaits bothy input "
He will be too busy coughing spluttering and gasping for air to comment....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"One way to show that you are important is to take up 2 seats on the train, one for you & one for your bag. What other ways do you let everyone know that you're an important bastard?
mr j"
I sit at a table for six anytime I eat lunch alone |
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"When the cashier has rung up half your shopping saunter off to get the chocolate hob nobs you "forgot" leaving a queue of muttering, disgruntled shoppers behind you then on your return bag up....very...very slowly.
Your so important you don't bag up your own shopping
Oh I do. I'm an important cow...not a lazy one!
Awaits bothy input
He will be too busy coughing spluttering and gasping for air to comment.... "
Is that the pillow in use again ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I refuse to use my indicators since people should know where I'm going.
I also stand in the middle of the aisle in a shop chatting and holding my trolley to the side just in case anyone thinks they can squeeze past. |
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"When the cashier has rung up half your shopping saunter off to get the chocolate hob nobs you "forgot" leaving a queue of muttering, disgruntled shoppers behind you then on your return bag up....very...very slowly. "
I'd spoil that by having bagged your stuff for you or gotten my runner to get what you needed lol. |
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By *akleonMan
over a year ago
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"I'm that important some have been known to get on their knees for me 
I'd happily get down on my knees and worship you ha
I'm only teasing lol  drat "
What does drat mean? I'm not good with slang words ha |
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By *akleonMan
over a year ago
Helensburgh |
"I'm that important - I OWN the whole road. It's MINE. Cars MUST get out of my way at ALL times.
Us lorry drivers are all the same
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Your the ba$#erd I overtake every morning
Ha .. I'm kidding  |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
Falkirk |
"I'm that important - I OWN the whole road. It's MINE. Cars MUST get out of my way at ALL times.
Us lorry drivers are all the same
Your the ba$#erd I overtake every morning
Ha .. I'm kidding "
Yep. Me and my mate taking up both lanes side by side on the motorway |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One way to show that you are important is to take up 2 seats on the train, one for you & one for your bag. What other ways do you let everyone know that you're an important bastard?
mr j
I sit at a table for six anytime I eat lunch alone "
Hahaha, I do this just to piss people off |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm that important I get the interns at work to make me my morning brew "
Pfft lightweight! I'm that important I used to make them arm wrestle for the privilege AND buy my biccies! |
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By *akleonMan
over a year ago
Helensburgh |
"I'm that important I get the interns at work to make me my morning brew
Pfft lightweight! I'm that important I used to make them arm wrestle for the privilege AND buy my biccies! "
Now thats a skill right there, I cant compete with that Lol 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Another way is to "man-spread" taking up as much space as possible
- public transport so people have to scrunch up to sit next to you (or uncomfortable touching happens)
- passenger seat in the car (making it difficult to change gear due to a knee in the way)
- in the pub (see public transport)
Big balls obviously require lots of space! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've asked my people to relate to your people how one explains ones importance
And they said 'because he's an old git so fuck off' "
Jealousy is a terrible curse young Un |
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Flouncing off Fab and making a hullabaloo about it starting an attention-seeking forum 'leaving' thread... only to return a short few weeks (sometimes days) later with a new profile in the hope that no one will notice it's you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I refuse to use my indicators since people should know where I'm going.
I also stand in the middle of the aisle in a shop chatting and holding my trolley to the side just in case anyone thinks they can squeeze past."
now I know who you are!! |
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By *akleonMan
over a year ago
Helensburgh |
"Flouncing off Fab and making a hullabaloo about it starting an attention-seeking forum 'leaving' thread... only to return a short few weeks (sometimes days) later with a new profile in the hope that no one will notice it's you."
well said lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Flouncing off Fab and making a hullabaloo about it starting an attention-seeking forum 'leaving' thread... only to return a short few weeks (sometimes days) later with a new profile in the hope that no one will notice it's you."
I only did that 6 times! |
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