Damn spell-checker...
We all must have ran into one of these at one time. Something that just makes you laugh every time you thinking about it.
Have you got any funny sex stories that you'd like to share, see if anyone else gets a chuckle from them. Keep them anonymous if you wish.
Here's mine;
Years ago I met a girl from a dating site. We agreed to meet, and she came back to mine. She asked if she could spend the night (Turned out it was a ploy as I was just another "Point" for her on another site, but less said the better).
One thing led to another and we started playing. She said she wanted more, so I got a condom ready. The only ones I had were extended pleasure ones (They have a chemical that numbs your penis and makes you last longer).
We were at it for ages and I just wouldn't climax. So she went down on me. She took the condom off and set at the task at hand. After a minute she said I tasted funny and asked for her glass of . As she tried to drink it, it started dribbling out her mouth. The chemical on the condom had numbed her mouth and lips.
We had a good laugh about it several times during the night.
However a few weeks later after no further contact and I found out I was just a few "extra points" on the private group she was part of, I vowed for revenge and spread the story round. It eventually got to her work and she gained a nickname from it. Which I have been told still sticks today.
In that case I had to be as nasty in return as she had been about me on the group she was part of. I'm not vindictive nowadays (just bitter).
Mandy |
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"Damn spell-checker...
We all must have ran into one of these at one time. Something that just makes you laugh every time you thinking about it.
Have you got any funny sex stories that you'd like to share, see if anyone else gets a chuckle from them. Keep them anonymous if you wish.
Here's mine;
Years ago I met a girl from a dating site. We agreed to meet, and she came back to mine. She asked if she could spend the night (Turned out it was a ploy as I was just another "Point" for her on another site, but less said the better).
One thing led to another and we started playing. She said she wanted more, so I got a condom ready. The only ones I had were extended pleasure ones (They have a chemical that numbs your penis and makes you last longer).
We were at it for ages and I just wouldn't climax. So she went down on me. She took the condom off and set at the task at hand. After a minute she said I tasted funny and asked for her glass of . As she tried to drink it, it started dribbling out her mouth. The chemical on the condom had numbed her mouth and lips.
We had a good laugh about it several times during the night.
However a few weeks later after no further contact and I found out I was just a few "extra points" on the private group she was part of, I vowed for revenge and spread the story round. It eventually got to her work and she gained a nickname from it. Which I have been told still sticks today.
In that case I had to be as nasty in return as she had been about me on the group she was part of. I'm not vindictive nowadays (just bitter).
Mandy"
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She was part of a Private MSN group where they all boasted of their sexual encounters and got points based on what happened during it.
I saw some of the rules but not all, but it included things Like, having dinner or drinks bought, presents, types of sex and so on.
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"Damn spell-checker...
We all must have ran into one of these at one time. Something that just makes you laugh every time you thinking about it.
Have you got any funny sex stories that you'd like to share, see if anyone else gets a chuckle from them. Keep them anonymous if you wish.
Here's mine;
Years ago I met a girl from a dating site. We agreed to meet, and she came back to mine. She asked if she could spend the night (Turned out it was a ploy as I was just another "Point" for her on another site, but less said the better).
One thing led to another and we started playing. She said she wanted more, so I got a condom ready. The only ones I had were extended pleasure ones (They have a chemical that numbs your penis and makes you last longer).
We were at it for ages and I just wouldn't climax. So she went down on me. She took the condom off and set at the task at hand. After a minute she said I tasted funny and asked for her glass of . As she tried to drink it, it started dribbling out her mouth. The chemical on the condom had numbed her mouth and lips.
We had a good laugh about it several times during the night.
However a few weeks later after no further contact and I found out I was just a few "extra points" on the private group she was part of, I vowed for revenge and spread the story round. It eventually got to her work and she gained a nickname from it. Which I have been told still sticks today.
In that case I had to be as nasty in return as she had been about me on the group she was part of. I'm not vindictive nowadays (just bitter).
Mandy"
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