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By *ndykay OP   Man  over a year ago

Falkirk

Share the love people.

If you like short asses or gnomes dressed in green - now is the time to tell all

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Mibee no too green

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What about someone who is a combination of being a short ass and a gnome dressed in green ?

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By *ndykay OP   Man  over a year ago

Falkirk


"What about someone who is a combination of being a short ass and a gnome dressed in green ? "

That will do

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Smurphs seem friendly too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What about a wookie? Ewok?

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By *ndykay OP   Man  over a year ago

Falkirk


"What about a wookie? Ewok? "

Wookies aren't short are they?

Ewoks are

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"What about a wookie? Ewok? "

Ewok's are cute Chewbacca isn't a dwarf though

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What about a wookie? Ewok?

Wookies aren't short are they?

Ewoks are "

I couldn't remember which way round it was

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By *ndykay OP   Man  over a year ago

Falkirk

There's never a gnome around when you need one!!

Must be in adsa's window with his mates again

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"There's never a gnome around when you need one!!

Must be in adsa's window with his mates again "

Hanging with george at asda

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Where's our wee gnome today?

He'd normally be shouting his profanities at everyone by now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There's never a gnome around when you need one!!

Must be in adsa's window with his mates again

Hanging with george at asda "

Only time he's hanging in asda is when he's in the kiddies seat in the trolley....his wee feet hang and not touch the ground

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By *ndykay OP   Man  over a year ago

Falkirk


"Where's our wee gnome today?

He'd normally be shouting his profanities at everyone by now "

Ahhhhhhhhh peace and quiet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Where's our wee gnome today?

He'd normally be shouting his profanities at everyone by now

Ahhhhhhhhh peace and quiet "

Until tomorrow lol

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By *ndykay OP   Man  over a year ago

Falkirk


"Where's our wee gnome today?

He'd normally be shouting his profanities at everyone by now

Ahhhhhhhhh peace and quiet

Until tomorrow lol"

Why do you think this is here??

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By *ensual temptressWoman  over a year ago

Southampton

Not a gnome but i have been called a hobbit by Bunkie boy lol

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By *ndykay OP   Man  over a year ago

Falkirk


"Not a gnome but i have been called a hobbit by Bunkie boy lol "

Perfect size for me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Not a gnome but i have been called a hobbit by Bunkie boy lol "

Sounds like the perfect excuse to go shopping for a new pair of high heels to me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Little green gnomes, dont you mean leprechauns

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Where's our wee gnome today?

He'd normally be shouting his profanities at everyone by now

Ahhhhhhhhh peace and quiet

Until tomorrow lol

Why do you think this is here?? "

Is tomorrow the day we all lose Internet access?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

disny mind a wee gnome, talking of which

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Daughters ex brought her back a gnome one d*unken night, and didn't tell her.

She almost had a heart attack the next morning!!

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston

I have just checked on my 3 G-nomes... All still maroon and no sign of "the other one"..TF!!!!

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By *ndykay OP   Man  over a year ago

Falkirk


"Daughters ex brought her back a gnome one d*unken night, and didn't tell her.

She almost had a heart attack the next morning!!"

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By *ndykay OP   Man  over a year ago

Falkirk


"I have just checked on my 3 G-nomes... All still maroon and no sign of "the other one"..TF!!!! "

Yeah, you don't want a green one

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston


"I have just checked on my 3 G-nomes... All still maroon and no sign of "the other one"..TF!!!!

Yeah, you don't want a green one "

He's threatened to come in at midnight and swap them for G***n ones. Told him I would video him trying to scale my fence hahah

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My wee grandson loves the gnomes in asda. They are the same height as him. He had a lovely wee chat with them yesterday and they all got a hug when we had to move on...so sweet.

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By *ndykay OP   Man  over a year ago

Falkirk


"My wee grandson loves the gnomes in asda. They are the same height as him. He had a lovely wee chat with them yesterday and they all got a hug when we had to move on...so sweet. "

So he's met DLT then

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By *ndykay OP   Man  over a year ago

Falkirk


"I have just checked on my 3 G-nomes... All still maroon and no sign of "the other one"..TF!!!!

Yeah, you don't want a green one

He's threatened to come in at midnight and swap them for G***n ones. Told him I would video him trying to scale my fence hahah"

He will never get over the front railings

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston


"I have just checked on my 3 G-nomes... All still maroon and no sign of "the other one"..TF!!!!

Yeah, you don't want a green one

He's threatened to come in at midnight and swap them for G***n ones. Told him I would video him trying to scale my fence hahah

He will never get over the front railings "

pmsl, the G-nomes are in the back, 6ft fence. Got my camera charging!! x

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By *ensual temptressWoman  over a year ago

Southampton


"Not a gnome but i have been called a hobbit by Bunkie boy lol

Perfect size for me "

Like you would turn down a woman for being too tall lolx

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By *ensual temptressWoman  over a year ago

Southampton


"Not a gnome but i have been called a hobbit by Bunkie boy lol

Sounds like the perfect excuse to go shopping for a new pair of high heels to me "

Oh I do love the way your mind works !! Fancy another pair of iron fist shoes now lol x

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By *ickstributerMan  over a year ago

Ocala/Belleview/mayo

The "ONLY" gnome/shortarse I adore is that "Wee lil' GINTY"! So cute, so curly, so easily wanted across yer lap for a little petting! How furry, is to be discovered! But: butches look if things, she COULD easily nurse a litter(albeit in a que !) Orderly fashion of course. ! But, decorating my lawn... Preferably, my sheets! Now shoo: off to get me another biscuit.. ! Good girl, aye say!

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By *ndykay OP   Man  over a year ago

Falkirk


"Not a gnome but i have been called a hobbit by Bunkie boy lol

Perfect size for me

Like you would turn down a woman for being too tall lolx"

What are you insinuating?

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Not a gnome but i have been called a hobbit by Bunkie boy lol

Perfect size for me

Like you would turn down a woman for being too tall lolx"

More chance he'll go off lemon drizzle than that

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By *ickstributerMan  over a year ago

Ocala/Belleview/mayo

...but "By the" look OF things...! Damn auto correcting phone ! She'll noe that there's "Love" there, for sure... Wee, daft lil' pet.. !......... Marco...?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Share the love people.

If you like short asses or gnomes dressed in green - now is the time to tell all "

short ass here its it compulsory to wear green tho?

I'm more a fluffy pink girl or a passionate red

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"...but "By the" look OF things...! Damn auto correcting phone ! She'll noe that there's "Love" there, for sure... Wee, daft lil' pet.. !......... Marco...?"

Put the twinkies down Robb and step away...you have sugar overload again!! Now, when I told you I had a furry on my lap....I didn't mean THE furry!! Worst luck. I was referring to the kitkats..4 fingers!!! Settle petal xx

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By *ndykay OP   Man  over a year ago

Falkirk


"...but "By the" look OF things...! Damn auto correcting phone ! She'll noe that there's "Love" there, for sure... Wee, daft lil' pet.. !......... Marco...?

Put the twinkies down Robb and step away...you have sugar overload again!! Now, when I told you I had a furry on my lap....I didn't mean THE furry!! Worst luck. I was referring to the kitkats..4 fingers!!! Settle petal xx "

What?

Eh?

What's going on??

I was on who's lap?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"...but "By the" look OF things...! Damn auto correcting phone ! She'll noe that there's "Love" there, for sure... Wee, daft lil' pet.. !......... Marco...?

Put the twinkies down Robb and step away...you have sugar overload again!! Now, when I told you I had a furry on my lap....I didn't mean THE furry!! Worst luck. I was referring to the kitkats..4 fingers!!! Settle petal xx

What?

Eh?

What's going on??

I was on who's lap? "

come rest yer head on my if you like furry

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By *ndykay OP   Man  over a year ago

Falkirk


"...but "By the" look OF things...! Damn auto correcting phone ! She'll noe that there's "Love" there, for sure... Wee, daft lil' pet.. !......... Marco...?

Put the twinkies down Robb and step away...you have sugar overload again!! Now, when I told you I had a furry on my lap....I didn't mean THE furry!! Worst luck. I was referring to the kitkats..4 fingers!!! Settle petal xx

What?

Eh?

What's going on??

I was on who's lap? come rest yer head on my if you like furry "

Ok. Will you stroke me too?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"...but "By the" look OF things...! Damn auto correcting phone ! She'll noe that there's "Love" there, for sure... Wee, daft lil' pet.. !......... Marco...?

Put the twinkies down Robb and step away...you have sugar overload again!! Now, when I told you I had a furry on my lap....I didn't mean THE furry!! Worst luck. I was referring to the kitkats..4 fingers!!! Settle petal xx

What?

Eh?

What's going on?? :-

I was on who's lap? come rest yer head on my if you like furry

Ok. Will you stroke me too? "

Me me me me me me me me me

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"...but "By the" look OF things...! Damn auto correcting phone ! She'll noe that there's "Love" there, for sure... Wee, daft lil' pet.. !......... Marco...?

Put the twinkies down Robb and step away...you have sugar overload again!! Now, when I told you I had a furry on my lap....I didn't mean THE furry!! Worst luck. I was referring to the kitkats..4 fingers!!! Settle petal xx

What?

Eh?

What's going on?? :-

I was on who's lap? come rest yer head on my if you like furry

Ok. Will you stroke me too?

Me me me me me me me me me "

2 dwarfs make one full size guy then

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"...but "By the" look OF things...! Damn auto correcting phone ! She'll noe that there's "Love" there, for sure... Wee, daft lil' pet.. !......... Marco...?

Put the twinkies down Robb and step away...you have sugar overload again!! Now, when I told you I had a furry on my lap....I didn't mean THE furry!! Worst luck. I was referring to the kitkats..4 fingers!!! Settle petal xx

What?

Eh?

What's going on?? :-

I was on who's lap? come rest yer head on my if you like furry

Ok. Will you stroke me too?

Me me me me me me me me me

2 dwarfs make one full size guy then "

It's a BOGOF week Steph

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"...but "By the" look OF things...! Damn auto correcting phone ! She'll noe that there's "Love" there, for sure... Wee, daft lil' pet.. !......... Marco...?

Put the twinkies down Robb and step away...you have sugar overload again!! Now, when I told you I had a furry on my lap....I didn't mean THE furry!! Worst luck. I was referring to the kitkats..4 fingers!!! Settle petal xx

What?

Eh?

What's going on?? :-

I was on who's lap? come rest yer head on my if you like furry

Ok. Will you stroke me too?

Me me me me me me me me me

2 dwarfs make one full size guy then

It's a BOGOF week Steph "

Nobody would give much for one of them even if it was two for one

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"...but "By the" look OF things...! Damn auto correcting phone ! She'll noe that there's "Love" there, for sure... Wee, daft lil' pet.. !......... Marco...?

Put the twinkies down Robb and step away...you have sugar overload again!! Now, when I told you I had a furry on my lap....I didn't mean THE furry!! Worst luck. I was referring to the kitkats..4 fingers!!! Settle petal xx

What?

Eh?

What's going on??

I was on who's lap? come rest yer head on my if you like furry

Ok. Will you stroke me too? "

does a bear shit in the woods

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"...but "By the" look OF things...! Damn auto correcting phone ! She'll noe that there's "Love" there, for sure... Wee, daft lil' pet.. !......... Marco...?

Put the twinkies down Robb and step away...you have sugar overload again!! Now, when I told you I had a furry on my lap....I didn't mean THE furry!! Worst luck. I was referring to the kitkats..4 fingers!!! Settle petal xx

What?

Eh?

What's going on??

I was on who's lap? come rest yer head on my if you like furry

Ok. Will you stroke me too? does a bear shit in the woods "

Furry bear do you shit in the woods ?

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman  over a year ago

Glenrothes


"My wee grandson loves the gnomes in asda. They are the same height as him. He had a lovely wee chat with them yesterday and they all got a hug when we had to move on...so sweet. "

I love watching the kids chatting to the gnomes. Cheers up my working day.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nothing to beat a gnome in green, as long as its a hi viz vest

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"...but "By the" look OF things...! Damn auto correcting phone ! She'll noe that there's "Love" there, for sure... Wee, daft lil' pet.. !......... Marco...?

Put the twinkies down Robb and step away...you have sugar overload again!! Now, when I told you I had a furry on my lap....I didn't mean THE furry!! Worst luck. I was referring to the kitkats..4 fingers!!! Settle petal xx

What?

Eh?

What's going on??

I was on who's lap? come rest yer head on my if you like furry

Ok. Will you stroke me too? does a bear shit in the woods

Furry bear do you shit in the woods ? "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"...but "By the" look OF things...! Damn auto correcting phone ! She'll noe that there's "Love" there, for sure... Wee, daft lil' pet.. !......... Marco...?

Put the twinkies down Robb and step away...you have sugar overload again!! Now, when I told you I had a furry on my lap....I didn't mean THE furry!! Worst luck. I was referring to the kitkats..4 fingers!!! Settle petal xx

What?

Eh?

What's going on??

I was on who's lap? come rest yer head on my if you like furry

Ok. Will you stroke me too? does a bear shit in the woods

Furry bear do you shit in the woods ? "

Only if he's caught SHORT

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By *ickstributerMan  over a year ago

Ocala/Belleview/mayo


"...but "By the" look OF things...! Damn auto correcting phone ! She'll noe that there's "Love" there, for sure... Wee, daft lil' pet.. !......... Marco...?

(Put the twinkies down Robb and step away...you have sugar overload again!! Now, when I told you I had a furry on my lap....I didn't mean THE furry!! Worst luck. I was referring to the kitkats..4 fingers!!! Settle petal xx "

)

Relax, wee pet: was referring to the fur in/on your lap...(within it?)! Concentrate on what's said/written, NOT on the "Twinkies" at hand..! Seems like yer Kitkat has claws & is distracting you from coherent thought.. ! Now back to trimming yer garden, or the knitting needles with you..! Don't you have "Grumpy old sod", or biscuits to contend with.. ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Right now that you f*****g c***s have had your fun,in particular my now estranged hairy brother,the west coast gilf,that maniac bride,and the deviant with the cute arse,just to let you all know payback will be a b*****d

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Right now that you f*****g c***s have had your fun,in particular my now estranged hairy brother,the west coast gilf,that maniac bride,and the deviant with the cute arse,just to let you all know payback will be a b*****d "

Aye right

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Right now that you f*****g c***s have had your fun,in particular my now estranged hairy brother,the west coast gilf,that maniac bride,and the deviant with the cute arse,just to let you all know payback will be a b*****d

Aye right "

Oneeded word for you,divorce

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Right now that you f*****g c***s have had your fun,in particular my now estranged hairy brother,the west coast gilf,that maniac bride,and the deviant with the cute arse,just to let you all know payback will be a b*****d

Aye right Oneeded word for you,divorce "

That's great for me another chance to get married again another dress required

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Right now that you f*****g c***s have had your fun,in particular my now estranged hairy brother,the west coast gilf,that maniac bride,and the deviant with the cute arse,just to let you all know payback will be a b*****d

Aye right Oneeded word for you,divorce

That's great for me another chance to get married again another dress required "

hoorbag

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By *ndykay OP   Man  over a year ago

Falkirk

Did asda let you out of the window or did Mrs DLT have to buy you??

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By *ndykay OP   Man  over a year ago

Falkirk


"Right now that you f*****g c***s have had your fun,in particular my now estranged hairy brother,the west coast gilf,that maniac bride,and the deviant with the cute arse,just to let you all know payback will be a b*****d

Aye right Oneeded word for you,divorce

That's great for me another chance to get married again another dress required hoorbag "

DLT - you're a dumbass!!

Punish Steph by making her go shopping??? Don't make me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Right now that you f*****g c***s have had your fun,in particular my now estranged hairy brother,the west coast gilf,that maniac bride,and the deviant with the cute arse,just to let you all know payback will be a b*****d

Aye right Oneeded word for you,divorce

That's great for me another chance to get married again another dress required hoorbag

DLT - you're a dumbass!!

Punish Steph by making her go shopping??? Don't make me laugh "

aye she is away to buy you an electric razor and some waxing strips ya ewok reject

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did asda let you out of the window or did Mrs DLT have to buy you?? "
only one that could afford me

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Did asda let you out of the window or did Mrs DLT have to buy you?? only one that could afford me "

All the rest of the customers bought the good looking ones first he was left on the shelf

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By *ndykay OP   Man  over a year ago

Falkirk


"Did asda let you out of the window or did Mrs DLT have to buy you?? only one that could afford me

All the rest of the customers bought the good looking ones first he was left on the shelf "

Story of his life

Lucky it was the bottom shelf - otherwise he wouldn't have been able to go for a pee

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Did asda let you out of the window or did Mrs DLT have to buy you?? only one that could afford me

All the rest of the customers bought the good looking ones first he was left on the shelf

Story of his life

Lucky it was the bottom shelf - otherwise he wouldn't have been able to go for a pee "

That wasn't a play pool next to him

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did asda let you out of the window or did Mrs DLT have to buy you?? only one that could afford me

All the rest of the customers bought the good looking ones first he was left on the shelf

Story of his life

Lucky it was the bottom shelf - otherwise he wouldn't have been able to go for a pee

That wasn't a play pool next to him "

naw it was drool from.last week when I did in fact prove to him that mines was bigger than his

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By *ndykay OP   Man  over a year ago

Falkirk


"Did asda let you out of the window or did Mrs DLT have to buy you?? only one that could afford me

All the rest of the customers bought the good looking ones first he was left on the shelf

Story of his life

Lucky it was the bottom shelf - otherwise he wouldn't have been able to go for a pee

That wasn't a play pool next to him naw it was drool from.last week when I did in fact prove to him that mines was bigger than his "

Only after I had to help you climb up on the back!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did asda let you out of the window or did Mrs DLT have to buy you?? only one that could afford me

All the rest of the customers bought the good looking ones first he was left on the shelf

Story of his life

Lucky it was the bottom shelf - otherwise he wouldn't have been able to go for a pee

That wasn't a play pool next to him naw it was drool from.last week when I did in fact prove to him that mines was bigger than his

Only after I had to help you climb up on the back!!!! "

didn't need yer f*****g help

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By *ndykay OP   Man  over a year ago

Falkirk


"Did asda let you out of the window or did Mrs DLT have to buy you?? only one that could afford me

All the rest of the customers bought the good looking ones first he was left on the shelf

Story of his life

Lucky it was the bottom shelf - otherwise he wouldn't have been able to go for a pee

That wasn't a play pool next to him naw it was drool from.last week when I did in fact prove to him that mines was bigger than his

Only after I had to help you climb up on the back!!!! didn't need yer f*****g help "

You lying bastard!! You couldn't even reach the side rail!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did asda let you out of the window or did Mrs DLT have to buy you?? only one that could afford me

All the rest of the customers bought the good looking ones first he was left on the shelf

Story of his life

Lucky it was the bottom shelf - otherwise he wouldn't have been able to go for a pee

That wasn't a play pool next to him naw it was drool from.last week when I did in fact prove to him that mines was bigger than his

Only after I had to help you climb up on the back!!!! didn't need yer f*****g help

You lying bastard!! You couldn't even reach the side rail! "

Seconds Out ! Round Two !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did asda let you out of the window or did Mrs DLT have to buy you?? only one that could afford me

All the rest of the customers bought the good looking ones first he was left on the shelf

Story of his life

Lucky it was the bottom shelf - otherwise he wouldn't have been able to go for a pee

That wasn't a play pool next to him naw it was drool from.last week when I did in fact prove to him that mines was bigger than his

Only after I had to help you climb up on the back!!!! didn't need yer f*****g help

You lying bastard!! You couldn't even reach the side rail! "

at least I have opposable thumbs to grab a handrail ya 2 fingered fluffball

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By *ndykay OP   Man  over a year ago

Falkirk


"Did asda let you out of the window or did Mrs DLT have to buy you?? only one that could afford me

All the rest of the customers bought the good looking ones first he was left on the shelf

Story of his life

Lucky it was the bottom shelf - otherwise he wouldn't have been able to go for a pee

That wasn't a play pool next to him naw it was drool from.last week when I did in fact prove to him that mines was bigger than his

Only after I had to help you climb up on the back!!!! didn't need yer f*****g help

You lying bastard!! You couldn't even reach the side rail! at least I have opposable thumbs to grab a handrail ya 2 fingered fluffball "

OI!! It was the tendon in my little finger that I cut...not my thumb

Mind you, my little finger is till bigger than your legs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did asda let you out of the window or did Mrs DLT have to buy you?? only one that could afford me

All the rest of the customers bought the good looking ones first he was left on the shelf

Story of his life

Lucky it was the bottom shelf - otherwise he wouldn't have been able to go for a pee

That wasn't a play pool next to him naw it was drool from.last week when I did in fact prove to him that mines was bigger than his

Only after I had to help you climb up on the back!!!! didn't need yer f*****g help

You lying bastard!! You couldn't even reach the side rail! at least I have opposable thumbs to grab a handrail ya 2 fingered fluffball

OI!! It was the tendon in my little finger that I cut...not my thumb

Mind you, my little finger is till bigger than your legs "

pity it wisna yer feckin tongue you cut,would have given us all some peace and quiet

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By *ndykay OP   Man  over a year ago

Falkirk

I'm typing - not talking

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm typing - not talking "
thank fuck for that,pity yer fingers widna take cramp ya twat

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"I'm typing - not talking "

Noisy finger's

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By *ndykay OP   Man  over a year ago

Falkirk


"I'm typing - not talking

Noisy finger's "

Don't you start cheeky

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By *ndykay OP   Man  over a year ago

Falkirk


"I'm typing - not talking thank fuck for that,pity yer fingers widna take cramp ya twat "

Biatch

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm typing - not talking

Noisy finger's

Don't you start cheeky "

oi you leave ma maw alone ya wookie failure

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By *ndykay OP   Man  over a year ago

Falkirk


"I'm typing - not talking

Noisy finger's

Don't you start cheeky oi you leave ma maw alone ya wookie failure "

See, THAT explains ALOT!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm typing - not talking

Noisy finger's

Don't you start cheeky oi you leave ma maw alone ya wookie failure

See, THAT explains ALOT!!!! "

aye you wait till ye see ma da

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"I'm typing - not talking

Noisy finger's

Don't you start cheeky oi you leave ma maw alone ya wookie failure

See, THAT explains ALOT!!!! aye you wait till ye see ma da"

I'm still a virgin definitely not mine

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm typing - not talking

Noisy finger's

Don't you start cheeky oi you leave ma maw alone ya wookie failure

See, THAT explains ALOT!!!! aye you wait till ye see ma da

I'm still a virgin definitely not mine "

well if your not my ma then who is?mrs doyle?jinty mcginty?

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"I'm typing - not talking

Noisy finger's

Don't you start cheeky oi you leave ma maw alone ya wookie failure

See, THAT explains ALOT!!!! aye you wait till ye see ma da

I'm still a virgin definitely not mine well if your not my ma then who is?mrs doyle?jinty mcginty?"

I'm taking the 5th on that one

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wookies.gnomes truckers....and you say im insane

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm typing - not talking

Noisy finger's

Don't you start cheeky oi you leave ma maw alone ya wookie failure

See, THAT explains ALOT!!!! aye you wait till ye see ma da

I'm still a virgin definitely not mine well if your not my ma then who is?mrs doyle?jinty mcginty?"

Wasn't me

You is my little brother. ....little being the key word here Gnomey

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm typing - not talking

Noisy finger's

Don't you start cheeky oi you leave ma maw alone ya wookie failure

See, THAT explains ALOT!!!! aye you wait till ye see ma da

I'm still a virgin definitely not mine well if your not my ma then who is?mrs doyle?jinty mcginty?

Wasn't me

You is my little brother. ....little being the key word here Gnomey "

ah right must be miss mcginty who is my mum,but if she is my mum,who is my dad then?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm typing - not talking

Noisy finger's

Don't you start cheeky oi you leave ma maw alone ya wookie failure

See, THAT explains ALOT!!!! aye you wait till ye see ma da

I'm still a virgin definitely not mine well if your not my ma then who is?mrs doyle?jinty mcginty?

Wasn't me

You is my little brother. ....little being the key word here Gnomey ah right must be miss mcginty who is my mum,but if she is my mum,who is my dad then? "

Bothy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm typing - not talking

Noisy finger's

Don't you start cheeky oi you leave ma maw alone ya wookie failure

See, THAT explains ALOT!!!! aye you wait till ye see ma da

I'm still a virgin definitely not mine well if your not my ma then who is?mrs doyle?jinty mcginty?

Wasn't me

You is my little brother. ....little being the key word here Gnomey ah right must be miss mcginty who is my mum,but if she is my mum,who is my dad then?

Bothy "

so it's true,furry is indeed my brother

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"I'm typing - not talking

Noisy finger's

Don't you start cheeky oi you leave ma maw alone ya wookie failure

See, THAT explains ALOT!!!! aye you wait till ye see ma da

I'm still a virgin definitely not mine well if your not my ma then who is?mrs doyle?jinty mcginty?

Wasn't me

You is my little brother. ....little being the key word here Gnomey ah right must be miss mcginty who is my mum,but if she is my mum,who is my dad then?

Bothy "

That does explain a lot now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm typing - not talking

Noisy finger's

Don't you start cheeky oi you leave ma maw alone ya wookie failure

See, THAT explains ALOT!!!! aye you wait till ye see ma da

I'm still a virgin definitely not mine well if your not my ma then who is?mrs doyle?jinty mcginty?

Wasn't me

You is my little brother. ....little being the key word here Gnomey ah right must be miss mcginty who is my mum,but if she is my mum,who is my dad then?

Bothy so it's true,furry is indeed my brother "

But that would then make him my brother too

This is getting a bit confusing

I am thinking that I was adopted

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm typing - not talking

Noisy finger's

Don't you start cheeky oi you leave ma maw alone ya wookie failure

See, THAT explains ALOT!!!! aye you wait till ye see ma da

I'm still a virgin definitely not mine well if your not my ma then who is?mrs doyle?jinty mcginty?

Wasn't me

You is my little brother. ....little being the key word here Gnomey ah right must be miss mcginty who is my mum,but if she is my mum,who is my dad then? "

My lawyers are working on that one. Could be one of two wee Spanish firefighters, Hose A or Hose B. Can you flamenco???

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"I'm typing - not talking

Noisy finger's

Don't you start cheeky oi you leave ma maw alone ya wookie failure

See, THAT explains ALOT!!!! aye you wait till ye see ma da

I'm still a virgin definitely not mine well if your not my ma then who is?mrs doyle?jinty mcginty?

Wasn't me

You is my little brother. ....little being the key word here Gnomey ah right must be miss mcginty who is my mum,but if she is my mum,who is my dad then?

Bothy so it's true,furry is indeed my brother

But that would then make him my brother too

This is getting a bit confusing

I am thinking that I was adopted "

Your princess Leia one of them is Luke who's the other ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm typing - not talking

Noisy finger's

Don't you start cheeky oi you leave ma maw alone ya wookie failure

See, THAT explains ALOT!!!! aye you wait till ye see ma da

I'm still a virgin definitely not mine well if your not my ma then who is?mrs doyle?jinty mcginty?

Wasn't me

You is my little brother. ....little being the key word here Gnomey ah right must be miss mcginty who is my mum,but if she is my mum,who is my dad then?

Bothy so it's true,furry is indeed my brother

But that would then make him my brother too

This is getting a bit confusing

I am thinking that I was adopted

Your princess Leia one of them is Luke who's the other ? "

Does that make Bothy Darth Vader??

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"I'm typing - not talking

Noisy finger's

Don't you start cheeky oi you leave ma maw alone ya wookie failure

See, THAT explains ALOT!!!! aye you wait till ye see ma da

I'm still a virgin definitely not mine well if your not my ma then who is?mrs doyle?jinty mcginty?

Wasn't me

You is my little brother. ....little being the key word here Gnomey ah right must be miss mcginty who is my mum,but if she is my mum,who is my dad then?

Bothy so it's true,furry is indeed my brother

But that would then make him my brother too

This is getting a bit confusing

I am thinking that I was adopted

Your princess Leia one of them is Luke who's the other ?

Does that make Bothy Darth Vader?? "

Mmm I think you've rumbled him

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Have you lot been sniffing the cif today...??

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Have you lot been sniffing the cif today...?? "

No mum

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have you lot been sniffing the cif today...?? "

I think I overdosed on tea Mrs McG

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have you lot been sniffing the cif today...??

I think I overdosed on tea Mrs McG "

....with gin in it?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have you lot been sniffing the cif today...??

No mum "

I'm NOT your mum as well!!! I'm only...26!!!! X

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Have you lot been sniffing the cif today...??

No mum

I'm NOT your mum as well!!! I'm only...26!!!! X "

62 sorry granny

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Damn dyslexia

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have you lot been sniffing the cif today...??

No mum

I'm NOT your mum as well!!! I'm only...26!!!! X

62 sorry granny "

I would run if I was you Steph

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Have you lot been sniffing the cif today...??

No mum

I'm NOT your mum as well!!! I'm only...26!!!! X

62 sorry granny

I would run if I was you Steph "

In these heels ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have you lot been sniffing the cif today...??

No mum

I'm NOT your mum as well!!! I'm only...26!!!! X

62 sorry granny

I would run if I was you Steph

In these heels ? "

I was going to say take your heels off first

Totter away....quickly

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Have you lot been sniffing the cif today...??

No mum

I'm NOT your mum as well!!! I'm only...26!!!! X

62 sorry granny

I would run if I was you Steph

In these heels ?

I was going to say take your heels off first

Totter away....quickly "

Runaway bride

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Right now I'm lost

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Right now I'm lost "

Get your twat nav on Martin

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Right now I'm lost "

Yer sat nav busted ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Right now I'm lost

Get your twat nav on Martin "

fuck off the bastard would take me to furries house lol speaking of which,where is the only ewok with a combover?

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Away to the dark side

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Away to the dark side "
aye he is on the forfar nappy run tomorrow

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Surely the bridie run

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Surely the bridie run "
I was gonna call them something else but thought I'd better bite my tongue

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Surely the bridie run I was gonna call them something else but thought I'd better bite my tongue "

Not like you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Surely the bridie run I was gonna call them something else but thought I'd better bite my tongue

Not like you "

after the last incident I'm not wanting in trouble again

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Surely the bridie run I was gonna call them something else but thought I'd better bite my tongue

Not like you after the last incident I'm not wanting in trouble again "

Chicken

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Surely the bridie run I was gonna call them something else but thought I'd better bite my tongue

Not like you after the last incident I'm not wanting in trouble again "

Quick ! Steph....phone the police ! Our dlt has been kidnapped

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Surely the bridie run I was gonna call them something else but thought I'd better bite my tongue

Not like you after the last incident I'm not wanting in trouble again

Quick ! Steph....phone the police ! Our dlt has been kidnapped "

alright I'm no mentioning fanny pads again

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Surely the bridie run I was gonna call them something else but thought I'd better bite my tongue

Not like you after the last incident I'm not wanting in trouble again

Quick ! Steph....phone the police ! Our dlt has been kidnapped "

Who dunnit ?

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Surely the bridie run I was gonna call them something else but thought I'd better bite my tongue

Not like you after the last incident I'm not wanting in trouble again

Quick ! Steph....phone the police ! Our dlt has been kidnapped alright I'm no mentioning fanny pads again "

Yer flinging the towel in then ?

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Surely the bridie run I was gonna call them something else but thought I'd better bite my tongue

Not like you after the last incident I'm not wanting in trouble again

Quick ! Steph....phone the police ! Our dlt has been kidnapped "

Thought the ducks had him there

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Surely the bridie run I was gonna call them something else but thought I'd better bite my tongue

Not like you after the last incident I'm not wanting in trouble again

Quick ! Steph....phone the police ! Our dlt has been kidnapped alright I'm no mentioning fanny pads again

Yer flinging the towel in then ? "

naw

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

he's not here

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By *ndykay OP   Man  over a year ago

Falkirk

I was sleeping

I am NOT DLTs brother - I'm from Endor

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I was sleeping

I am NOT DLTs brother - I'm from Endor "

aye double endor

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By *ndykay OP   Man  over a year ago

Falkirk


"I was sleeping

I am NOT DLTs brother - I'm from Endor aye double endor "

I didn't realize you'd had BOTH ends - no wonder you were walking funny

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I was sleeping

I am NOT DLTs brother - I'm from Endor aye double endor

I didn't realize you'd had BOTH ends - no wonder you were walking funny "

any more of yer pish and you'll be walking funny

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By *ndykay OP   Man  over a year ago

Falkirk


"I was sleeping

I am NOT DLTs brother - I'm from Endor aye double endor

I didn't realize you'd had BOTH ends - no wonder you were walking funny any more of yer pish and you'll be walking funny "

Seeing as it's you, I'll pick the care home with the scariest matron and put your name down for you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I was sleeping

I am NOT DLTs brother - I'm from Endor aye double endor

I didn't realize you'd had BOTH ends - no wonder you were walking funny any more of yer pish and you'll be walking funny

Seeing as it's you, I'll pick the care home with the scariest matron and put your name down for you "

aye righto,prick

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By *ndykay OP   Man  over a year ago

Falkirk


"I was sleeping

I am NOT DLTs brother - I'm from Endor aye double endor

I didn't realize you'd had BOTH ends - no wonder you were walking funny any more of yer pish and you'll be walking funny

Seeing as it's you, I'll pick the care home with the scariest matron and put your name down for you aye righto,prick "

I'll even ask if she can give you the 'special' treatment

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I was sleeping

I am NOT DLTs brother - I'm from Endor aye double endor

I didn't realize you'd had BOTH ends - no wonder you were walking funny any more of yer pish and you'll be walking funny

Seeing as it's you, I'll pick the care home with the scariest matron and put your name down for you aye righto,prick

I'll even ask if she can give you the 'special' treatment "

I'll leave that to you cause you are "speshul"

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By *ndykay OP   Man  over a year ago

Falkirk


"I was sleeping

I am NOT DLTs brother - I'm from Endor aye double endor

I didn't realize you'd had BOTH ends - no wonder you were walking funny any more of yer pish and you'll be walking funny

Seeing as it's you, I'll pick the care home with the scariest matron and put your name down for you aye righto,prick

I'll even ask if she can give you the 'special' treatment I'll leave that to you cause you are "speshul" "

But I'm special because I give furry hugs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I was sleeping

I am NOT DLTs brother - I'm from Endor aye double endor

I didn't realize you'd had BOTH ends - no wonder you were walking funny any more of yer pish and you'll be walking funny

Seeing as it's you, I'll pick the care home with the scariest matron and put your name down for you aye righto,prick

I'll even ask if she can give you the 'special' treatment I'll leave that to you cause you are "speshul"

But I'm special because I give furry hugs "

In care homes?????????

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By *ndykay OP   Man  over a year ago

Falkirk


"I was sleeping

I am NOT DLTs brother - I'm from Endor aye double endor

I didn't realize you'd had BOTH ends - no wonder you were walking funny any more of yer pish and you'll be walking funny

Seeing as it's you, I'll pick the care home with the scariest matron and put your name down for you aye righto,prick

I'll even ask if she can give you the 'special' treatment I'll leave that to you cause you are "speshul"

But I'm special because I give furry hugs

In care homes?????????"

Not yet but when DLT goes in I'll give him a man hug

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I was sleeping

I am NOT DLTs brother - I'm from Endor aye double endor

I didn't realize you'd had BOTH ends - no wonder you were walking funny any more of yer pish and you'll be walking funny

Seeing as it's you, I'll pick the care home with the scariest matron and put your name down for you aye righto,prick

I'll even ask if she can give you the 'special' treatment I'll leave that to you cause you are "speshul"

But I'm special because I give furry hugs

In care homes?????????

Not yet but when DLT goes in I'll give him a man hug "

That'll start the rumour mill

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By *ndykay OP   Man  over a year ago

Falkirk


"I was sleeping

I am NOT DLTs brother - I'm from Endor aye double endor

I didn't realize you'd had BOTH ends - no wonder you were walking funny any more of yer pish and you'll be walking funny

Seeing as it's you, I'll pick the care home with the scariest matron and put your name down for you aye righto,prick

I'll even ask if she can give you the 'special' treatment I'll leave that to you cause you are "speshul"

But I'm special because I give furry hugs

In care homes?????????

Not yet but when DLT goes in I'll give him a man hug

That'll start the rumour mill "

It's ok, you can have a man hug when I'm in your care home tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I was sleeping

I am NOT DLTs brother - I'm from Endor aye double endor

I didn't realize you'd had BOTH ends - no wonder you were walking funny any more of yer pish and you'll be walking funny

Seeing as it's you, I'll pick the care home with the scariest matron and put your name down for you aye righto,prick

I'll even ask if she can give you the 'special' treatment I'll leave that to you cause you are "speshul"

But I'm special because I give furry hugs

In care homes?????????

Not yet but when DLT goes in I'll give him a man hug

That'll start the rumour mill

It's ok, you can have a man hug when I'm in your care home tomorrow "

Be careful they don't detain you

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By *ndykay OP   Man  over a year ago

Falkirk


"I was sleeping

I am NOT DLTs brother - I'm from Endor aye double endor

I didn't realize you'd had BOTH ends - no wonder you were walking funny any more of yer pish and you'll be walking funny

Seeing as it's you, I'll pick the care home with the scariest matron and put your name down for you aye righto,prick

I'll even ask if she can give you the 'special' treatment I'll leave that to you cause you are "speshul"

But I'm special because I give furry hugs

In care homes?????????

Not yet but when DLT goes in I'll give him a man hug

That'll start the rumour mill

It's ok, you can have a man hug when I'm in your care home tomorrow

Be careful they don't detain you "

It's ok - I'm much younger than you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I was sleeping

I am NOT DLTs brother - I'm from Endor aye double endor

I didn't realize you'd had BOTH ends - no wonder you were walking funny any more of yer pish and you'll be walking funny

Seeing as it's you, I'll pick the care home with the scariest matron and put your name down for you aye righto,prick

I'll even ask if she can give you the 'special' treatment I'll leave that to you cause you are "speshul"

But I'm special because I give furry hugs

In care homes?????????

Not yet but when DLT goes in I'll give him a man hug

That'll start the rumour mill

It's ok, you can have a man hug when I'm in your care home tomorrow

Be careful they don't detain you

It's ok - I'm much younger than you "

Damn but your photographer must have been crap

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I was sleeping

I am NOT DLTs brother - I'm from Endor aye double endor

I didn't realize you'd had BOTH ends - no wonder you were walking funny any more of yer pish and you'll be walking funny

Seeing as it's you, I'll pick the care home with the scariest matron and put your name down for you aye righto,prick

I'll even ask if she can give you the 'special' treatment I'll leave that to you cause you are "speshul"

But I'm special because I give furry hugs

In care homes?????????

Not yet but when DLT goes in I'll give him a man hug

That'll start the rumour mill

It's ok, you can have a man hug when I'm in your care home tomorrow

Be careful they don't detain you

It's ok - I'm much younger than you

Damn but your photographer must have been crap "

canna believe your letting nappy boy get away with that

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By *ndykay OP   Man  over a year ago

Falkirk

Oi. Leave grandpa alone DLT. He's doing the best he can.

I SAID YOU'RE DOING THE BEST YOU CAN GRANDPA

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oi. Leave grandpa alone DLT. He's doing the best he can.

I SAID YOU'RE DOING THE BEST YOU CAN GRANDPA "

Oh that's just mean

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oi. Leave grandpa alone DLT. He's doing the best he can.

I SAID YOU'RE DOING THE BEST YOU CAN GRANDPA

Oh that's just mean "

it's only cause I'm no here he is picing on others

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By *ndykay OP   Man  over a year ago

Falkirk


"Oi. Leave grandpa alone DLT. He's doing the best he can.

I SAID YOU'RE DOING THE BEST YOU CAN GRANDPA

Oh that's just mean it's only cause I'm no here he is picing on others "

I was actually telling you off short ass

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oi. Leave grandpa alone DLT. He's doing the best he can.

I SAID YOU'RE DOING THE BEST YOU CAN GRANDPA

Oh that's just mean it's only cause I'm no here he is picing on others

I was actually telling you off short ass "

your nae man enough to do that

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Oi. Leave grandpa alone DLT. He's doing the best he can.

I SAID YOU'RE DOING THE BEST YOU CAN GRANDPA

Oh that's just mean it's only cause I'm no here he is picing on others

I was actually telling you off short ass your nae man enough to do that "

Haw granda gies peace

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By *ndykay OP   Man  over a year ago

Falkirk

[Removed by poster at 15/06/16 14:50:29]

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By *ndykay OP   Man  over a year ago

Falkirk


"Oi. Leave grandpa alone DLT. He's doing the best he can.

I SAID YOU'RE DOING THE BEST YOU CAN GRANDPA

Oh that's just mean it's only cause I'm no here he is picing on others

I was actually telling you off short ass your nae man enough to do that "

Say that to my face

Here's a box to stand on

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oi. Leave grandpa alone DLT. He's doing the best he can.

I SAID YOU'RE DOING THE BEST YOU CAN GRANDPA

Oh that's just mean it's only cause I'm no here he is picing on others

I was actually telling you off short ass your nae man enough to do that

Say that to my face

Here's a box to stand on "

I'll box yer fuckin lugs ya twat

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By *ndykay OP   Man  over a year ago

Falkirk


"Oi. Leave grandpa alone DLT. He's doing the best he can.

I SAID YOU'RE DOING THE BEST YOU CAN GRANDPA

Oh that's just mean it's only cause I'm no here he is picing on others

I was actually telling you off short ass your nae man enough to do that

Say that to my face

Here's a box to stand on I'll box yer fuckin lugs ya twat "

Stepladder?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oi. Leave grandpa alone DLT. He's doing the best he can.

I SAID YOU'RE DOING THE BEST YOU CAN GRANDPA

Oh that's just mean it's only cause I'm no here he is picing on others

I was actually telling you off short ass your nae man enough to do that

Say that to my face

Here's a box to stand on I'll box yer fuckin lugs ya twat

Stepladder? "

Oi!!!!!!!!

Pick on someone your own size

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oi. Leave grandpa alone DLT. He's doing the best he can.

I SAID YOU'RE DOING THE BEST YOU CAN GRANDPA

Oh that's just mean it's only cause I'm no here he is picing on others

I was actually telling you off short ass your nae man enough to do that

Say that to my face

Here's a box to stand on I'll box yer fuckin lugs ya twat

Stepladder?

Oi!!!!!!!!

Pick on someone your own size "

he is lmfao

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oi. Leave grandpa alone DLT. He's doing the best he can.

I SAID YOU'RE DOING THE BEST YOU CAN GRANDPA

Oh that's just mean it's only cause I'm no here he is picing on others

I was actually telling you off short ass your nae man enough to do that

Say that to my face

Here's a box to stand on I'll box yer fuckin lugs ya twat

Stepladder?

Oi!!!!!!!!

Pick on someone your own size he is lmfao "

I know but we need to stroke his ego somehow

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oi. Leave grandpa alone DLT. He's doing the best he can.

I SAID YOU'RE DOING THE BEST YOU CAN GRANDPA

Oh that's just mean it's only cause I'm no here he is picing on others

I was actually telling you off short ass your nae man enough to do that

Say that to my face

Here's a box to stand on I'll box yer fuckin lugs ya twat

Stepladder?

Oi!!!!!!!!

Pick on someone your own size he is lmfao

I know but we need to stroke his ego somehow "

trust me I have no intention of stroking anything more than his ego

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oi. Leave grandpa alone DLT. He's doing the best he can.

I SAID YOU'RE DOING THE BEST YOU CAN GRANDPA

Oh that's just mean it's only cause I'm no here he is picing on others

I was actually telling you off short ass your nae man enough to do that

Say that to my face

Here's a box to stand on I'll box yer fuckin lugs ya twat

Stepladder?

Oi!!!!!!!!

Pick on someone your own size he is lmfao

I know but we need to stroke his ego somehow trust me I have no intention of stroking anything more than his ego "

Ya know....I am thinking that this bromance has become a 3sum now

You 3 make a lovely couple. ...err 3couple

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oi. Leave grandpa alone DLT. He's doing the best he can.

I SAID YOU'RE DOING THE BEST YOU CAN GRANDPA

Oh that's just mean it's only cause I'm no here he is picing on others

I was actually telling you off short ass your nae man enough to do that

Say that to my face

Here's a box to stand on I'll box yer fuckin lugs ya twat

Stepladder?

Oi!!!!!!!!

Pick on someone your own size he is lmfao

I know but we need to stroke his ego somehow trust me I have no intention of stroking anything more than his ego

Ya know....I am thinking that this bromance has become a 3sum now

You 3 make a lovely couple. ...err 3couple "

Sorry Mrs D

I'm the father figure to those two naughty children

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston

you lot are seriously fuckin mental.....

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By *ndykay OP   Man  over a year ago

Falkirk


"you lot are seriously fuckin mental..... "

Yeah but we are keeping you amused

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oi. Leave grandpa alone DLT. He's doing the best he can.

I SAID YOU'RE DOING THE BEST YOU CAN GRANDPA

Oh that's just mean it's only cause I'm no here he is picing on others

I was actually telling you off short ass your nae man enough to do that

Say that to my face

Here's a box to stand on I'll box yer fuckin lugs ya twat

Stepladder?

Oi!!!!!!!!

Pick on someone your own size he is lmfao

I know but we need to stroke his ego somehow trust me I have no intention of stroking anything more than his ego

Ya know....I am thinking that this bromance has become a 3sum now

You 3 make a lovely couple. ...err 3couple

Sorry Mrs D

I'm the father figure to those two naughty children "

but I'm the youngest and best looking of the 3

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"you lot are seriously fuckin mental..... "
you have to be to be here

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston


"you lot are seriously fuckin mental..... you have to be to be here "

considering I have met the majority of you, I must b as well... Where is Ratshit when you need the special pink pills?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oi. Leave grandpa alone DLT. He's doing the best he can.

I SAID YOU'RE DOING THE BEST YOU CAN GRANDPA

Oh that's just mean it's only cause I'm no here he is picing on others

I was actually telling you off short ass your nae man enough to do that

Say that to my face

Here's a box to stand on I'll box yer fuckin lugs ya twat

Stepladder?

Oi!!!!!!!!

Pick on someone your own size he is lmfao

I know but we need to stroke his ego somehow trust me I have no intention of stroking anything more than his ego

Ya know....I am thinking that this bromance has become a 3sum now

You 3 make a lovely couple. ...err 3couple

Sorry Mrs D

I'm the father figure to those two naughty children but I'm the youngest and best looking of the 3 "

You missed off 'shortest' Gnomey

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"you lot are seriously fuckin mental..... you have to be to be here

considering I have met the majority of you, I must b as well... Where is Ratshit when you need the special pink pills? "

Noooooooo not ratshit

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston


"you lot are seriously fuckin mental..... you have to be to be here

considering I have met the majority of you, I must b as well... Where is Ratshit when you need the special pink pills? Noooooooo not ratshit "

she's on shift at 7!!! x

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"you lot are seriously fuckin mental..... you have to be to be here

considering I have met the majority of you, I must b as well... Where is Ratshit when you need the special pink pills? Noooooooo not ratshit "

Gives all gnomes the fear

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"you lot are seriously fuckin mental..... you have to be to be here

considering I have met the majority of you, I must b as well... Where is Ratshit when you need the special pink pills? Noooooooo not ratshit

she's on shift at 7!!! x"

she is really like a soft widdle poody cat

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By *ndykay OP   Man  over a year ago

Falkirk


"you lot are seriously fuckin mental..... you have to be to be here

considering I have met the majority of you, I must b as well... Where is Ratshit when you need the special pink pills? Noooooooo not ratshit

she's on shift at 7!!! xshe is really like a soft widdle poody cat "

She has a soft spot for short asses like us eh DLT

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"you lot are seriously fuckin mental..... you have to be to be here

considering I have met the majority of you, I must b as well... Where is Ratshit when you need the special pink pills? Noooooooo not ratshit

she's on shift at 7!!! xshe is really like a soft widdle poody cat

She has a soft spot for short asses like us eh DLT "

aye she weeewy weeewy wikes us

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"you lot are seriously fuckin mental..... you have to be to be here

considering I have met the majority of you, I must b as well... Where is Ratshit when you need the special pink pills? Noooooooo not ratshit

she's on shift at 7!!! xshe is really like a soft widdle poody cat

She has a soft spot for short asses like us eh DLT aye she weeewy weeewy wikes us "

After extra meds you two ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"you lot are seriously fuckin mental..... you have to be to be here

considering I have met the majority of you, I must b as well... Where is Ratshit when you need the special pink pills? Noooooooo not ratshit

she's on shift at 7!!! xshe is really like a soft widdle poody cat

She has a soft spot for short asses like us eh DLT aye she weeewy weeewy wikes us

After extra meds you two ? "

nae think I've earned them?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"you lot are seriously fuckin mental..... you have to be to be here

considering I have met the majority of you, I must b as well... Where is Ratshit when you need the special pink pills? Noooooooo not ratshit

she's on shift at 7!!! xshe is really like a soft widdle poody cat

She has a soft spot for short asses like us eh DLT aye she weeewy weeewy wikes us

After extra meds you two ? nae think I've earned them? "

I mean having to find out im related to furry and then finding out in a bizarre twist that mature gent is also the bastard love child of ms mcginty and Mr bothy making him our half brother was trauma enough

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"you lot are seriously fuckin mental..... you have to be to be here

considering I have met the majority of you, I must b as well... Where is Ratshit when you need the special pink pills? Noooooooo not ratshit

she's on shift at 7!!! xshe is really like a soft widdle poody cat

She has a soft spot for short asses like us eh DLT aye she weeewy weeewy wikes us

After extra meds you two ? nae think I've earned them? I mean having to find out im related to furry and then finding out in a bizarre twist that mature gent is also the bastard love child of ms mcginty and Mr bothy making him our half brother was trauma enough "

its something even here my kyle couldn't make up

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"you lot are seriously fuckin mental..... you have to be to be here

considering I have met the majority of you, I must b as well... Where is Ratshit when you need the special pink pills? Noooooooo not ratshit

she's on shift at 7!!! xshe is really like a soft widdle poody cat

She has a soft spot for short asses like us eh DLT aye she weeewy weeewy wikes us

After extra meds you two ? nae think I've earned them? I mean having to find out im related to furry and then finding out in a bizarre twist that mature gent is also the bastard love child of ms mcginty and Mr bothy making him our half brother was trauma enough "

And so ends one of the daftest threads on here in a while will there be another episode ? Will Disney take on the franchise ? Stay tuned

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

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By *ndykay OP   Man  over a year ago

Falkirk

Now it's the end........

For now anyway

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Are you sure ?

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