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"What about someone who is a combination of being a short ass and a gnome dressed in green ? ![]() ![]() That will do ![]() | |||
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"What about a wookie? Ewok? ![]() Wookies aren't short are they? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"What about a wookie? Ewok? ![]() Ewok's are cute Chewbacca isn't a dwarf though ![]() | |||
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"What about a wookie? Ewok? ![]() ![]() ![]() I couldn't remember which way round it was ![]() | |||
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"There's never a gnome around when you need one!! ![]() ![]() ![]() Hanging with george at asda ![]() | |||
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"There's never a gnome around when you need one!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Only time he's hanging in asda is when he's in the kiddies seat in the trolley....his wee feet hang and not touch the ground ![]() | |||
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"Where's our wee gnome today? ![]() ![]() Ahhhhhhhhh peace and quiet ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Where's our wee gnome today? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Until tomorrow ![]() | |||
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"Where's our wee gnome today? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Why do you think this is here?? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Not a gnome but i have been called a hobbit by Bunkie boy lol " Perfect size for me ![]() | |||
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"Not a gnome but i have been called a hobbit by Bunkie boy lol " Sounds like the perfect excuse to go shopping for a new pair of high heels to me ![]() | |||
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"Where's our wee gnome today? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Is tomorrow the day we all lose Internet access? ![]() | |||
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"Daughters ex brought her back a gnome one d*unken night, and didn't tell her. She almost had a heart attack the next morning!!" ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I have just checked on my 3 G-nomes... All still maroon and no sign of "the other one"..TF!!!! ![]() ![]() Yeah, you don't want a green one ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I have just checked on my 3 G-nomes... All still maroon and no sign of "the other one"..TF!!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() He's threatened to come in at midnight and swap them for G***n ones. Told him I would video him trying to scale my fence hahah | |||
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"My wee grandson loves the gnomes in asda. They are the same height as him. He had a lovely wee chat with them yesterday and they all got a hug when we had to move on...so sweet. ![]() So he's met DLT then ![]() | |||
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"I have just checked on my 3 G-nomes... All still maroon and no sign of "the other one"..TF!!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() He will never get over the front railings ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I have just checked on my 3 G-nomes... All still maroon and no sign of "the other one"..TF!!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() pmsl, the G-nomes are in the back, 6ft fence. Got my camera charging!! x ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Not a gnome but i have been called a hobbit by Bunkie boy lol Perfect size for me ![]() Like you would turn down a woman for being too tall lolx | |||
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"Not a gnome but i have been called a hobbit by Bunkie boy lol Sounds like the perfect excuse to go shopping for a new pair of high heels to me ![]() Oh I do love the way your mind works !! Fancy another pair of iron fist shoes now lol x | |||
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"Not a gnome but i have been called a hobbit by Bunkie boy lol Perfect size for me ![]() What are you insinuating? ![]() | |||
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"Not a gnome but i have been called a hobbit by Bunkie boy lol Perfect size for me ![]() More chance he'll go off lemon drizzle than that ![]() | |||
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"Share the love people. If you like short asses or gnomes dressed in green - now is the time to tell all ![]() short ass here its it compulsory to wear green tho? I'm more a fluffy pink girl or a passionate red ![]() ![]() | |||
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"...but "By the" look OF things...! Damn auto correcting phone ![]() ![]() Put the twinkies down Robb and step away...you have sugar overload again!! Now, when I told you I had a furry on my lap....I didn't mean THE furry!! Worst luck. I was referring to the kitkats..4 fingers!!! Settle petal xx ![]() ![]() | |||
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"...but "By the" look OF things...! Damn auto correcting phone ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() What? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"...but "By the" look OF things...! Damn auto correcting phone ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"...but "By the" look OF things...! Damn auto correcting phone ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ok. Will you stroke me too? ![]() | |||
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"...but "By the" look OF things...! Damn auto correcting phone ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Me me me me me me me me me | |||
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"...but "By the" look OF things...! Damn auto correcting phone ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 2 dwarfs make one full size guy then ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"...but "By the" look OF things...! Damn auto correcting phone ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() It's a BOGOF week Steph ![]() | |||
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"...but "By the" look OF things...! Damn auto correcting phone ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Nobody would give much for one of them even if it was two for one ![]() | |||
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"...but "By the" look OF things...! Damn auto correcting phone ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() does a bear shit in the woods ![]() | |||
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"...but "By the" look OF things...! Damn auto correcting phone ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Furry bear do you shit in the woods ? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"My wee grandson loves the gnomes in asda. They are the same height as him. He had a lovely wee chat with them yesterday and they all got a hug when we had to move on...so sweet. ![]() I love watching the kids chatting to the gnomes. Cheers up my working day. | |||
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"...but "By the" look OF things...! Damn auto correcting phone ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Only if he's caught SHORT ![]() ![]() | |||
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"...but "By the" look OF things...! Damn auto correcting phone ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ) Relax, wee pet: was referring to the fur in/on your lap...(within it?)! Concentrate on what's said/written, NOT on the "Twinkies" at hand..! Seems like yer Kitkat has claws & is distracting you from coherent thought.. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Right now that you f*****g c***s have had your fun,in particular my now estranged hairy brother,the west coast gilf,that maniac bride,and the deviant with the cute arse,just to let you all know payback will be a b*****d ![]() ![]() Aye right ![]() | |||
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"Right now that you f*****g c***s have had your fun,in particular my now estranged hairy brother,the west coast gilf,that maniac bride,and the deviant with the cute arse,just to let you all know payback will be a b*****d ![]() ![]() ![]() Oneeded word for you,divorce ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Right now that you f*****g c***s have had your fun,in particular my now estranged hairy brother,the west coast gilf,that maniac bride,and the deviant with the cute arse,just to let you all know payback will be a b*****d ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() That's great for me another chance to get married again another dress required ![]() | |||
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"Right now that you f*****g c***s have had your fun,in particular my now estranged hairy brother,the west coast gilf,that maniac bride,and the deviant with the cute arse,just to let you all know payback will be a b*****d ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() hoorbag ![]() | |||
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"Right now that you f*****g c***s have had your fun,in particular my now estranged hairy brother,the west coast gilf,that maniac bride,and the deviant with the cute arse,just to let you all know payback will be a b*****d ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() DLT - you're a dumbass!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Right now that you f*****g c***s have had your fun,in particular my now estranged hairy brother,the west coast gilf,that maniac bride,and the deviant with the cute arse,just to let you all know payback will be a b*****d ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() aye she is away to buy you an electric razor and some waxing strips ya ewok reject ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Did asda let you out of the window or did Mrs DLT have to buy you?? ![]() ![]() only one that could afford me ![]() | |||
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"Did asda let you out of the window or did Mrs DLT have to buy you?? ![]() ![]() ![]() All the rest of the customers bought the good looking ones first he was left on the shelf ![]() | |||
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"Did asda let you out of the window or did Mrs DLT have to buy you?? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Story of his life ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Did asda let you out of the window or did Mrs DLT have to buy you?? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() That wasn't a play pool next to him ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Did asda let you out of the window or did Mrs DLT have to buy you?? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() naw it was drool from.last week when I did in fact prove to him that mines was bigger than his ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Did asda let you out of the window or did Mrs DLT have to buy you?? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Only after I had to help you climb up on the back!!!! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Did asda let you out of the window or did Mrs DLT have to buy you?? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() didn't need yer f*****g help ![]() | |||
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"Did asda let you out of the window or did Mrs DLT have to buy you?? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You lying bastard!! You couldn't even reach the side rail! ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Did asda let you out of the window or did Mrs DLT have to buy you?? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Seconds Out ! Round Two ! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Did asda let you out of the window or did Mrs DLT have to buy you?? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() at least I have opposable thumbs to grab a handrail ya 2 fingered fluffball ![]() | |||
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"Did asda let you out of the window or did Mrs DLT have to buy you?? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() OI!! It was the tendon in my little finger that I cut...not my thumb ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Did asda let you out of the window or did Mrs DLT have to buy you?? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() pity it wisna yer feckin tongue you cut,would have given us all some peace and quiet ![]() | |||
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"I'm typing - not talking ![]() ![]() thank fuck for that,pity yer fingers widna take cramp ya twat ![]() | |||
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"I'm typing - not talking ![]() ![]() Noisy finger's ![]() | |||
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"I'm typing - not talking ![]() ![]() ![]() Don't you start cheeky ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'm typing - not talking ![]() ![]() ![]() Biatch ![]() | |||
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"I'm typing - not talking ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() oi you leave ma maw alone ya wookie failure ![]() | |||
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"I'm typing - not talking ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() See, THAT explains ALOT!!!! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'm typing - not talking ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() aye you wait till ye see ma da | |||
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"I'm typing - not talking ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm still a virgin definitely not mine ![]() | |||
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"I'm typing - not talking ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() well if your not my ma then who is?mrs doyle?jinty mcginty? | |||
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"I'm typing - not talking ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm taking the 5th on that one ![]() | |||
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"I'm typing - not talking ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Wasn't me ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'm typing - not talking ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ah right must be miss mcginty who is my mum,but if she is my mum,who is my dad then? ![]() | |||
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"I'm typing - not talking ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Bothy ![]() | |||
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"I'm typing - not talking ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() so it's true,furry is indeed my brother ![]() | |||
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"I'm typing - not talking ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() That does explain a lot now ![]() | |||
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"I'm typing - not talking ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() But that would then make him my brother too ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'm typing - not talking ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() My lawyers are working on that one. Could be one of two wee Spanish firefighters, Hose A or Hose B. Can you flamenco??? ![]() | |||
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"I'm typing - not talking ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Your princess Leia one of them is Luke who's the other ? ![]() | |||
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"I'm typing - not talking ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Does that make Bothy Darth Vader?? ![]() | |||
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"I'm typing - not talking ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Mmm I think you've rumbled him ![]() | |||
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"Have you lot been sniffing the cif today...?? ![]() ![]() No mum ![]() | |||
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"Have you lot been sniffing the cif today...?? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Have you lot been sniffing the cif today...?? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ....with gin in it? ![]() | |||
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"Have you lot been sniffing the cif today...?? ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm NOT your mum as well!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Have you lot been sniffing the cif today...?? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 62 sorry granny ![]() | |||
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"Have you lot been sniffing the cif today...?? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Have you lot been sniffing the cif today...?? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() In these heels ? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Have you lot been sniffing the cif today...?? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I was going to say take your heels off first ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Have you lot been sniffing the cif today...?? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Runaway bride ![]() | |||
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"Right now I'm lost ![]() Get your twat nav on Martin ![]() | |||
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"Right now I'm lost ![]() Yer sat nav busted ? ![]() | |||
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"Right now I'm lost ![]() ![]() fuck off the bastard would take me to furries house lol ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Away to the dark side ![]() aye he is on the forfar nappy run tomorrow ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Surely the bridie run ![]() I was gonna call them something else but thought I'd better bite my tongue ![]() | |||
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"Surely the bridie run ![]() ![]() Not like you ![]() | |||
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"Surely the bridie run ![]() ![]() ![]() after the last incident I'm not wanting in trouble again ![]() | |||
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"Surely the bridie run ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Chicken ![]() | |||
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"Surely the bridie run ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Quick ! Steph....phone the police ! Our dlt has been kidnapped ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Surely the bridie run ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() alright I'm no mentioning fanny pads again ![]() | |||
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"Surely the bridie run ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Who dunnit ? ![]() | |||
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"Surely the bridie run ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Yer flinging the towel in then ? ![]() | |||
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"Surely the bridie run ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Thought the ducks had him there ![]() | |||
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"Surely the bridie run ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() naw ![]() | |||
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"I was sleeping ![]() ![]() aye double endor ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I was sleeping ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I didn't realize you'd had BOTH ends - no wonder you were walking funny ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I was sleeping ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() any more of yer pish and you'll be walking funny ![]() | |||
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"I was sleeping ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Seeing as it's you, I'll pick the care home with the scariest matron and put your name down for you ![]() | |||
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"I was sleeping ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() aye righto,prick ![]() | |||
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"I was sleeping ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'll even ask if she can give you the 'special' treatment ![]() | |||
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"I was sleeping ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'll leave that to you cause you are "speshul" ![]() | |||
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"I was sleeping ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() But I'm special because I give furry hugs ![]() | |||
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"I was sleeping ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() In care homes????????? | |||
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"I was sleeping ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Not yet but when DLT goes in I'll give him a man hug ![]() | |||
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"I was sleeping ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() That'll start the rumour mill ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I was sleeping ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() It's ok, you can have a man hug when I'm in your care home tomorrow ![]() | |||
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"I was sleeping ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Be careful they don't detain you ![]() | |||
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"I was sleeping ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() It's ok - I'm much younger than you ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I was sleeping ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Damn but your photographer must have been crap ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I was sleeping ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() canna believe your letting nappy boy get away with that ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Oi. Leave grandpa alone DLT. He's doing the best he can. I SAID YOU'RE DOING THE BEST YOU CAN GRANDPA ![]() ![]() Oh that's just mean ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Oi. Leave grandpa alone DLT. He's doing the best he can. I SAID YOU'RE DOING THE BEST YOU CAN GRANDPA ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() it's only cause I'm no here he is picing on others ![]() | |||
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"Oi. Leave grandpa alone DLT. He's doing the best he can. I SAID YOU'RE DOING THE BEST YOU CAN GRANDPA ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I was actually telling you off short ass ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Oi. Leave grandpa alone DLT. He's doing the best he can. I SAID YOU'RE DOING THE BEST YOU CAN GRANDPA ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() your nae man enough to do that ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Oi. Leave grandpa alone DLT. He's doing the best he can. I SAID YOU'RE DOING THE BEST YOU CAN GRANDPA ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Haw granda gies peace ![]() | |||
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"Oi. Leave grandpa alone DLT. He's doing the best he can. I SAID YOU'RE DOING THE BEST YOU CAN GRANDPA ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Say that to my face ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Oi. Leave grandpa alone DLT. He's doing the best he can. I SAID YOU'RE DOING THE BEST YOU CAN GRANDPA ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'll box yer fuckin lugs ya twat ![]() | |||
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"Oi. Leave grandpa alone DLT. He's doing the best he can. I SAID YOU'RE DOING THE BEST YOU CAN GRANDPA ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Stepladder? ![]() | |||
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"Oi. Leave grandpa alone DLT. He's doing the best he can. I SAID YOU'RE DOING THE BEST YOU CAN GRANDPA ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oi!!!!!!!! Pick on someone your own size ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Oi. Leave grandpa alone DLT. He's doing the best he can. I SAID YOU'RE DOING THE BEST YOU CAN GRANDPA ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() he is lmfao ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Oi. Leave grandpa alone DLT. He's doing the best he can. I SAID YOU'RE DOING THE BEST YOU CAN GRANDPA ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I know but we need to stroke his ego somehow ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Oi. Leave grandpa alone DLT. He's doing the best he can. I SAID YOU'RE DOING THE BEST YOU CAN GRANDPA ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() trust me I have no intention of stroking anything more than his ego ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Oi. Leave grandpa alone DLT. He's doing the best he can. I SAID YOU'RE DOING THE BEST YOU CAN GRANDPA ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ya know....I am thinking that this bromance has become a 3sum now ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Oi. Leave grandpa alone DLT. He's doing the best he can. I SAID YOU'RE DOING THE BEST YOU CAN GRANDPA ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Sorry Mrs D I'm the father figure to those two naughty children ![]() ![]() | |||
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"you lot are seriously fuckin mental..... ![]() ![]() ![]() Yeah but we are keeping you amused ![]() | |||
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"Oi. Leave grandpa alone DLT. He's doing the best he can. I SAID YOU'RE DOING THE BEST YOU CAN GRANDPA ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() but I'm the youngest and best looking of the 3 ![]() | |||
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"you lot are seriously fuckin mental..... ![]() ![]() ![]() you have to be to be here ![]() | |||
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"you lot are seriously fuckin mental..... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() considering I have met the majority of you, I must b as well... Where is Ratshit when you need the special pink pills? ![]() | |||
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"Oi. Leave grandpa alone DLT. He's doing the best he can. I SAID YOU'RE DOING THE BEST YOU CAN GRANDPA ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You missed off 'shortest' Gnomey ![]() ![]() | |||
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"you lot are seriously fuckin mental..... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Noooooooo not ratshit ![]() | |||
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"you lot are seriously fuckin mental..... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() she's on shift at 7!!! x | |||
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"you lot are seriously fuckin mental..... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Gives all gnomes the fear ![]() | |||
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"you lot are seriously fuckin mental..... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() she is really like a soft widdle poody cat ![]() ![]() | |||
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"you lot are seriously fuckin mental..... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() She has a soft spot for short asses like us eh DLT ![]() | |||
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"you lot are seriously fuckin mental..... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() aye she weeewy weeewy wikes us ![]() | |||
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"you lot are seriously fuckin mental..... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() After extra meds you two ? ![]() | |||
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"you lot are seriously fuckin mental..... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() nae think I've earned them? ![]() | |||
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"you lot are seriously fuckin mental..... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I mean having to find out im related to furry and then finding out in a bizarre twist that mature gent is also the bastard love child of ms mcginty and Mr bothy making him our half brother was trauma enough ![]() | |||
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"you lot are seriously fuckin mental..... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() its something even here my kyle couldn't make up | |||
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"you lot are seriously fuckin mental..... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() And so ends one of the daftest threads on here in a while will there be another episode ? Will Disney take on the franchise ? Stay tuned ![]() | |||
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