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By *odareyou OP Man
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
I've heard the Samaritans have set up extra lines for Scottish football fans.. .
the number is 0800 10 10 10...
That's 0800 won nothing won nothing won nothing.
Hope you guys have a great weekend ..  |
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By *odareyou OP Man
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
"A man goes to a brothel and says to the madam "here's £40,can you humiliate me?"
The madam throws him an England shirt and says "here put this on"  "
Scots man visits a brothel and asks the lady if he could have anal... She says "that'll cost you an extra £75..!!"
.."£75.00... Whoa that's a bit expensive".. as he turned to walk out she said "tight arse!".."well in that case ..",says the guy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What does England and a three pin
Plug have in common, both useless in Europe lol xxx"
you just changed scotland to england for that joke didnt you princess
come on this englishman wont judge honest  |
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By *odareyou OP Man
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
When the team of 66 were asked if they'd have beaten Iceland theyn said yep 1-0...
Only 1-0.?...
Yeah you've got to remember were all over 70 now...
Have a great weekend folks |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When the team of 66 were asked if they'd have beaten Iceland theyn said yep 1-0...
Only 1-0.?...
Yeah you've got to remember were all over 70 now...
Have a great weekend folks "
you as well xxx |
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"I've heard the Samaritans have set up extra lines for Scottish football fans.. .
the number is 0800 10 10 10...
That's 0800 won nothing won nothing won nothing.
Hope you guys have a great weekend .. "
Iceland 2 Poundland 0 |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Not with the English in Scotland. Between the football and the vote Scotland has become a pretty unfriendly place again. And ive lived here most of my life.
It is nearly as bad as it was in 2014 with the indy ref. Point that out though and you are told to get a sense of humour.
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lol
Good thread 
