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over a year ago
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"If he did, do you think he'd actually say, would spoil the persona  I dont have diffrent personas I prefer to keep things real  "
Re read that Kola, you're normally more astute |
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"If he did, do you think he'd actually say, would spoil the persona I dont have diffrent personas I prefer to keep things real
Re read that Kola, you're normally more astute"
to spoil the persona I would have to be being fake therefore I would have multiple personas......which I dont |
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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago
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"So your genuinly meeting these folk or........facebook type I love you who do you love thumbs up errrrr pass"
I've met most of the people - not all - who asked. Doesn't mean I've shagged them though.
But as usual, that's not actually the point. The point was to have a giggle and for the guys to 'complain' about getting the 'fancy a fuck' messages instead of the ladies for a change |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I haven't had any messages either from this competition *wink* *wink* *nudge* *nudge* *puppy dog eyes* 
4/10. Must try harder "
well fuck... Back to the drawing board then. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm shamelessly back in and I make no apologies for it.
Yesterday saw an inbox spike I could get rather used to!
It's nice when we get the messages isn't it "
is this a new competition or a follow on from yesterday? |
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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago
Falkirk |
"I'm shamelessly back in and I make no apologies for it.
Yesterday saw an inbox spike I could get rather used to!
It's nice when we get the messages isn't it is this a new competition or a follow on from yesterday?"
Just add to yesterday's tally....first to 100 gets a shag from one of the ladies who messaged him |
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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago
Falkirk |
"Confused. Com lol. What's this game about and how do you play  "
It's about getting as many 'fancy a shag' messages from single ladies or mf couples and then 'complaining' about it.
It's only for a giggle but you never know.....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Confused. Com lol. What's this game about and how do you play
It's about getting as many 'fancy a shag' messages from single ladies or mf couples and then 'complaining' about it.
It's only for a giggle but you never know..... "
I'm no complaining!  |
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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago
Falkirk |
"Can I start a thread where men offer to to do things for women?
I need someone to my front garden.. 
No sex in exchange just the buzz of feeling you've helped "
Not until DLT gets 100 offers  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I start a thread where men offer to to do things for women?
I need someone to my front garden..
No sex in exchange just the buzz of feeling you've helped "
I'll do it in the nude for ya need to improve my tan can kill to birds with one stone...   |
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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago
A world of my own |
"Can I start a thread where men offer to to do things for women?
I need someone to my front garden..
No sex in exchange just the buzz of feeling you've helped
I'll do it in the nude for ya need to improve my tan can kill to birds with one stone... "
Deal my neighbours will appreciate that |
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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago
A world of my own |
"Can I start a thread where men offer to to do things for women?
I need someone to my front garden..
No sex in exchange just the buzz of feeling you've helped
Not until DLT gets 100 offers "
Dlt.. Andy has offered 99 times by now surely |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I start a thread where men offer to to do things for women?
I need someone to my front garden..
No sex in exchange just the buzz of feeling you've helped
I'll do it in the nude for ya need to improve my tan can kill to birds with one stone...
Deal my neighbours will appreciate that "
I'm sure they will just hope is not to cold out where you stay will be round in a bit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I start a thread where men offer to to do things for women?
I need someone to my front garden..
No sex in exchange just the buzz of feeling you've helped "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I start a thread where men offer to to do things for women?
I need someone to my front garden..
No sex in exchange just the buzz of feeling you've helped
Not until DLT gets 100 offers "
well the ladies better get their fingers going then,I need another 81 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I start a thread where men offer to to do things for women?
I need someone to my front garden..
No sex in exchange just the buzz of feeling you've helped
Not until DLT gets 100 offers
Dlt.. Andy has offered 99 times by now surely "
I'm afraid not |
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"I'm shamelessly back in and I make no apologies for it.
Yesterday saw an inbox spike I could get rather used to!
Haha, you got a home game season ticket "
That's the most important mail I could ever receive, Fmuma, we both know this! Haha!
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"I'm shamelessly back in and I make no apologies for it.
Yesterday saw an inbox spike I could get rather used to!
Haha, you got a home game season ticket
That's the most important mail I could ever receive, Fmuma, we both know this! Haha!
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And Europa passes too!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I start a thread where men offer to to do things for women?
I need someone to my front garden..
No sex in exchange just the buzz of feeling you've helped
Not until DLT gets 100 offers
I'd plough your front garden and maybe give your back door a lick of paint !!
Dlt.. Andy has offered 99 times by now surely "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"7 to go thanks naught temptation69
Can i send more than one to the same person? 
You can but it only counts as one
Oh, and it's 97 to go - first to 100 now "
this may take some time! |
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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago
Falkirk |
"7 to go thanks naught temptation69
Can i send more than one to the same person?
You can but it only counts as one
Oh, and it's 97 to go - first to 100 now
this may take some time! "
Yes, but imagine the possibilities |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"7 to go thanks naught temptation69
Can i send more than one to the same person?
You can but it only counts as one
Oh, and it's 97 to go - first to 100 now
this may take some time!
Yes, but imagine the possibilities "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"7 to go thanks naught temptation69
Can i send more than one to the same person?
You can but it only counts as one
Oh, and it's 97 to go - first to 100 now "
I'm not sure the Scotland forum has enough women to get anyone to 100............. |
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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago
Falkirk |
"7 to go thanks naught temptation69
Can i send more than one to the same person?
You can but it only counts as one
Oh, and it's 97 to go - first to 100 now
I'm not sure the Scotland forum has enough women to get anyone to 100............."
Mf couples can send too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What do we get in return for sending these mails 
The knowledge that while your sending them, you ladies aren't receiving them as men are too bamboozled by a message from a lady to think straight, let alone send a message "
It's true
Tis confusion! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The only swelling I want to cause is in number of messages received "
Well in that you succeeded... and ty again... and yes I would like a cup of tea.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm waiting for one of you to start a thread complaining about the lack of effort in these fancy a f**k messages "
Not a chance of that happening most action most of us guys inboxes have had most likely. Plus I like the classics ???? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm waiting for one of you to start a thread complaining about the lack of effort in these fancy a f**k messages "
I put lots of effort in....I personalised a couple and wrote 'Hello Gorjuss ..fancy a f@#k?'
And I checked my spelling |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm waiting for one of you to start a thread complaining about the lack of effort in these fancy a f**k messages
I put lots of effort in....I personalised a couple and wrote 'Hello Gorjuss ..fancy a f@#k?'
And I checked my spelling "
That right there is better than Shakespeare |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm waiting for one of you to start a thread complaining about the lack of effort in these fancy a f**k messages
I put lots of effort in....I personalised a couple and wrote 'Hello Gorjuss ..fancy a f@#k?'
And I checked my spelling
That right there is better than Shakespeare "
You didn't get one of the 'Hello Gorjuss' ones because you have pictures. ...I mean everybody knows you only call people without pictures Gorjuss |
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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago
A world of my own |
"I'm waiting for one of you to start a thread complaining about the lack of effort in these fancy a f**k messages
I put lots of effort in....I personalised a couple and wrote 'Hello Gorjuss ..fancy a f@#k?'
And I checked my spelling "
Oh Mrs Doyle you've missed a trick.. surely the best way to make them practically cum in their boxers is to send a copy and paste message leaving the last persons username at the top. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm waiting for one of you to start a thread complaining about the lack of effort in these fancy a f**k messages
I put lots of effort in....I personalised a couple and wrote 'Hello Gorjuss ..fancy a f@#k?'
And I checked my spelling
Oh Mrs Doyle you've missed a trick.. surely the best way to make them practically cum in their boxers is to send a copy and paste message leaving the last persons username at the top. "
Noted |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm waiting for one of you to start a thread complaining about the lack of effort in these fancy a f**k messages
I put lots of effort in....I personalised a couple and wrote 'Hello Gorjuss ..fancy a f@#k?'
And I checked my spelling
That right there is better than Shakespeare
You didn't get one of the 'Hello Gorjuss' ones because you have pictures. ...I mean everybody knows you only call people without pictures Gorjuss "
Ah i'm still learning these things will have to remember that |
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"Jinty mcginty
Lil tease
Mrs doyle
Sexyjayne73 (mrs)
Mysteryblue
Dsgotgs
Bumbleb
Boobsandballs (mrs)
Honesty
Littlemissfuntimes
Devilishlynaughtyduo (mrs)
Bite me now
Fmuma
Miss behaving
I make that 15,all bar 2 are on my friends list,and in the 6 years I have been on the site all have said those words to me either on line or in person.
Nowhere in the rules did it say they had to have said it today"
Eh.... The others on the list may or may not have offered you a fuck....
I've not  |
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"Jinty mcginty
Lil tease
Mrs doyle
Sexyjayne73 (mrs)
Mysteryblue
Dsgotgs
Bumbleb
Boobsandballs (mrs)
Honesty
Littlemissfuntimes
Devilishlynaughtyduo (mrs)
Bite me now
Fmuma
Miss behaving
I make that 15,all bar 2 are on my friends list,and in the 6 years I have been on the site all have said those words to me either on line or in person.
Nowhere in the rules did it say they had to have said it today
Eh.... The others on the list may or may not have offered you a fuck....
I've not "
Someone caught cheeting tut tut |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm waiting for one of you to start a thread complaining about the lack of effort in these fancy a f**k messages "
I would have done but am still too weak from the shock of actually receiving 4 |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Jinty mcginty
Lil tease
Mrs doyle
Sexyjayne73 (mrs)
Mysteryblue
Dsgotgs
Bumbleb
Boobsandballs (mrs)
Honesty
Littlemissfuntimes
Devilishlynaughtyduo (mrs)
Bite me now
Fmuma
Miss behaving
I make that 15,all bar 2 are on my friends list,and in the 6 years I have been on the site all have said those words to me either on line or in person.
Nowhere in the rules did it say they had to have said it today
Eh.... The others on the list may or may not have offered you a fuck....
I've not "
no remember at cj's when you stole my wig?you fid then lmao |
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"Jinty mcginty
Lil tease
Mrs doyle
Sexyjayne73 (mrs)
Mysteryblue
Dsgotgs
Bumbleb
Boobsandballs (mrs)
Honesty
Littlemissfuntimes
Devilishlynaughtyduo (mrs)
Bite me now
Fmuma
Miss behaving
I make that 15,all bar 2 are on my friends list,and in the 6 years I have been on the site all have said those words to me either on line or in person.
Nowhere in the rules did it say they had to have said it today
Eh.... The others on the list may or may not have offered you a fuck....
I've not no remember at cj's when you stole my wig?you fid then lmao "
Lol... I can assure you I said nothing of the sort |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Jinty mcginty
Lil tease
Mrs doyle
Sexyjayne73 (mrs)
Mysteryblue
Dsgotgs
Bumbleb
Boobsandballs (mrs)
Honesty
Littlemissfuntimes
Devilishlynaughtyduo (mrs)
Bite me now
Fmuma
Miss behaving
I make that 15,all bar 2 are on my friends list,and in the 6 years I have been on the site all have said those words to me either on line or in person.
Nowhere in the rules did it say they had to have said it today
Eh.... The others on the list may or may not have offered you a fuck....
I've not no remember at cj's when you stole my wig?you fid then lmao
Lol... I can assure you I said nothing of the sort "
maybe just wishful thinking |
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"Eh.... The others on the list may or may not have offered you a fuck....
I've not
no remember at cj's when you stole my wig?you fid then lmao
Lol... I can assure you I said nothing of the sort
maybe just wishful thinking "
"What in the world posessed, you, dlt, to not only think I want to fuck you, but declare it on an open forum???
I appreciate it's the weekend, but you really shouldn't be consuming magic fucking mushrooms if you are driving heavy goods vehicles through the week.
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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago
Falkirk |
"Eh.... The others on the list may or may not have offered you a fuck....
I've not
no remember at cj's when you stole my wig?you fid then lmao
Lol... I can assure you I said nothing of the sort
maybe just wishful thinking
"What in the world posessed, you, dlt, to not only think I want to fuck you, but declare it on an open forum???
I appreciate it's the weekend, but you really shouldn't be consuming magic fucking mushrooms if you are driving heavy goods vehicles through the week.
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It must have been why he's given up alcohol |
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"Eh.... The others on the list may or may not have offered you a fuck....
I've not
no remember at cj's when you stole my wig?you fid then lmao
Lol... I can assure you I said nothing of the sort
maybe just wishful thinking
"What in the world posessed, you, dlt, to not only think I want to fuck you, but declare it on an open forum???
I appreciate it's the weekend, but you really shouldn't be consuming magic fucking mushrooms if you are driving heavy goods vehicles through the week.
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Hahaha!!! |
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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago
Falkirk |
"Eh.... The others on the list may or may not have offered you a fuck....
I've not
no remember at cj's when you stole my wig?you fid then lmao
Lol... I can assure you I said nothing of the sort
maybe just wishful thinking
"What in the world posessed, you, dlt, to not only think I want to fuck you, but declare it on an open forum???
I appreciate it's the weekend, but you really shouldn't be consuming magic fucking mushrooms if you are driving heavy goods vehicles through the week.
It must have been why he's given up alcohol "
Just a thought.....is it the toadstool he sits on around the garden pond that may be affecting him?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Eh.... The others on the list may or may not have offered you a fuck....
I've not
no remember at cj's when you stole my wig?you fid then lmao
Lol... I can assure you I said nothing of the sort
maybe just wishful thinking
"What in the world posessed, you, dlt, to not only think I want to fuck you, but declare it on an open forum???
I appreciate it's the weekend, but you really shouldn't be consuming magic fucking mushrooms if you are driving heavy goods vehicles through the week.
It must have been why he's given up alcohol
Just a thought.....is it the toadstool he sits on around the garden pond that may be affecting him?? "
He is spending too much time fishing I think |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Eh.... The others on the list may or may not have offered you a fuck....
I've not
no remember at cj's when you stole my wig?you fid then lmao
Lol... I can assure you I said nothing of the sort
maybe just wishful thinking
"What in the world posessed, you, dlt, to not only think I want to fuck you, but declare it on an open forum???
I appreciate it's the weekend, but you really shouldn't be consuming magic fucking mushrooms if you are driving heavy goods vehicles through the week.
It must have been why he's given up alcohol
Just a thought.....is it the toadstool he sits on around the garden pond that may be affecting him??
He is spending too much time fishing I think "
well it would appear I cast my line and hooked into you didn't I? |
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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago
Falkirk |
"Eh.... The others on the list may or may not have offered you a fuck....
I've not
no remember at cj's when you stole my wig?you fid then lmao
Lol... I can assure you I said nothing of the sort
maybe just wishful thinking
"What in the world posessed, you, dlt, to not only think I want to fuck you, but declare it on an open forum???
I appreciate it's the weekend, but you really shouldn't be consuming magic fucking mushrooms if you are driving heavy goods vehicles through the week.
It must have been why he's given up alcohol
Just a thought.....is it the toadstool he sits on around the garden pond that may be affecting him??
He is spending too much time fishing I think well it would appear I cast my line and hooked into you didn't I? "
Bloody gnomes |
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