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"Hi. Sit on my face and I'll guess your weight
I would kill you
I'd die a happy man
Awesome get your will written out to me and il be round later"
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over a year ago
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"Hi. Sit on my face and I'll guess your weight
I would kill you
I'd die a happy man
Awesome get your will written out to me and il be round later
Already written "
Awesome. What are you leaving me? |
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over a year ago
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"Evenin' all hola
Get out the way shorty
Hello Jinty .... cuppa?
Hi Mrs D. Yes please! Any Yorkshire tart going spare? X "
Kettle on and I saved you a slice or I also have Devon scones ![](/icons/s/cool.gif) |
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"Evenin' all hola
Get out the way shorty
Hello Jinty .... cuppa?
Hi Mrs D. Yes please! Any Yorkshire tart going spare? X " I know she is mad but I wouldn't say she was going spare ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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"Evenin' all hola
Get out the way shorty
Hello Jinty .... cuppa?
Hi Mrs D. Yes please! Any Yorkshire tart going spare? X
Kettle on and I saved you a slice or I also have Devon scones "
Now you're just spoiling me!! ![](/icons/s/razz.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Evenin' all hola
Get out the way shorty
Hello Jinty .... cuppa?
Hi Mrs D. Yes please! Any Yorkshire tart going spare? X
Kettle on and I saved you a slice or I also have Devon scones
Now you're just spoiling me!! "
The 'T' Ladies have to stick together
Now would you excuse me a moment while I go and sort out a very cheeky elf ![](/icons/s/twisted.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Evenin' all hola
Get out the way shorty
Hello Jinty .... cuppa?
Hi Mrs D. Yes please! Any Yorkshire tart going spare? X
Kettle on and I saved you a slice or I also have Devon scones
Now you're just spoiling me!!
The 'T' Ladies have to stick together
Now would you excuse me a moment while I go and sort out a very cheeky elf " I've telt you lot before its a gnome,not an elf ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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"Evenin' all hola
Get out the way shorty
Hello Jinty .... cuppa?
Hi Mrs D. Yes please! Any Yorkshire tart going spare? X
Kettle on and I saved you a slice or I also have Devon scones
Now you're just spoiling me!!
The 'T' Ladies have to stick together
Now would you excuse me a moment while I go and sort out a very cheeky elf I've telt you lot before its a gnome,not an elf "
Forget the Yorkshire tart and Devon scones, I have some jam rolli polli with a couple of raisins has this garden gnome caught any fish yet ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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