Joke for tuesday

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

My mate was shagging twins and I asked him how he told them apart.

He said "that's easy,Tracy has big tits and a shaven fanny,and derek has hairy bollocks and a moustach"

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

In which country does it rain sheep?

Bahrain

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

don't ever change Dlt. Xxx

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

2 monkeys get i to a bath , 1 monkey says the other " OOOOH OOOH AHHH EEEEH AHH UUOH "

And the other say " well put some cold water in ? "

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

don't ever change Dlt. Xxx

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I've no intention of changing xx

By *bridge manMan over a year ago

lanarkshire

Told the wife I wanted to do anal sex on her. Fuck that shit she said. That's the spirit I told her.

By *lder for funxxxMan over a year ago

glasgow

how do you make your wife cry during sex.

phone her.