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over a year ago
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"Do you get to put their name on your truck ?  "
not fucking likely,they wanna do that they can write to the following address:
Mr E Stobart esq
Bollocks lane
Shit driver industrial estate
Fucksville |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Squeeze them....but not too tight. They  a lot. Bribe them with choccy buttons to say "I love granny the best". When they fudge their Huggies, straight back to mum. Never do overnighters ...that's the kids penance for shagging like rabbits. Expect them to get chickenpox on your birthday and cause party cancellation also massive tantrums when they don't manage to blow all your candles out for you!!!
Happy days. Wouldn't swap 'em!!  |
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P.S.
Find out what parsnip pants are!!
Set all channels to Peppa Pig.
Get used to Frozen!
..also yoghurt mixed with snot!
DON'T TURN YOUR BACK FOR A BLOODY SECOND!!!!!!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"P.S.
Find out what parsnip pants are!!
Set all channels to Peppa Pig.
Get used to Frozen!
..also yoghurt mixed with snot!
DON'T TURN YOUR BACK FOR A BLOODY SECOND!!!!!!!! "
you can stick frozen up your arse straight away,the little bugger will be brought up watching convoy |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Best thing I ever did
In fact wished they came first
Seriously enjoy I think I didn't have enough time to spend with my kids and now that I've slowed down and have more time on my hands I can enjoy the Grandkids
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"Best thing I ever did
In fact wished they came first
Seriously enjoy I think I didn't have enough time to spend with my kids and now that I've slowed down and have more time on my hands I can enjoy the Grandkids
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am getting used to the idea slowly |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Best thing I ever did
In fact wished they came first
Seriously enjoy I think I didn't have enough time to spend with my kids and now that I've slowed down and have more time on my hands I can enjoy the Grandkids
am getting used to the idea slowly"
You'll love it all. I'll meet you at the swings!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Best thing I ever did
In fact wished they came first
Seriously enjoy I think I didn't have enough time to spend with my kids and now that I've slowed down and have more time on my hands I can enjoy the Grandkids
am getting used to the idea slowly
You'll love it all. I'll meet you at the swings!!! "
fuck is that the lengths im gonna have to go to to finally meet you |
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"I'm not a grandparent yet but can't wait for my turn to come lol.
Just enjoy and cherish every second  "
I will,still a while off yet though,she only recently found out herself so lots of time to prepare myself lol |
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"I'm not a grandparent yet but can't wait for my turn to come lol.
Just enjoy and cherish every second I will,still a while off yet though,she only recently found out herself so lots of time to prepare myself lol"
Congratulations xxx |
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"I'm not a grandparent yet but can't wait for my turn to come lol.
Just enjoy and cherish every second I will,still a while off yet though,she only recently found out herself so lots of time to prepare myself lol
Congratulations xxx"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"P.S.
Find out what parsnip pants are!!
Set all channels to Peppa Pig.
Get used to Frozen!
..also yoghurt mixed with snot!
DON'T TURN YOUR BACK FOR A BLOODY SECOND!!!!!!!! you can stick frozen up your arse straight away,the little bugger will be brought up watching convoy"
Tried that ...... Convoy smokey and the bandit, race cars even has his own custom made race suit for a 2 year old to match dads and granps but peppa pig and frozen still wins over toy story and cars ????????
Best advice have deep pockets because now you pay for the little tikes's little tikey's nappies wet wipes pram cot etc the list goes on but worth every penny when they look at you and smile |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"P.S.
Find out what parsnip pants are!!
Set all channels to Peppa Pig.
Get used to Frozen!
..also yoghurt mixed with snot!
DON'T TURN YOUR BACK FOR A BLOODY SECOND!!!!!!!! you can stick frozen up your arse straight away,the little bugger will be brought up watching convoy
Tried that ...... Convoy smokey and the bandit, race cars even has his own custom made race suit for a 2 year old to match dads and granps but peppa pig and frozen still wins over toy story and cars ????????
Best advice have deep pockets because now you pay for the little tikes's little tikey's nappies wet wipes pram cot etc the list goes on but worth every penny when they look at you and smile "
as they fill their nappy while sat on your knee? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Remember it's not your child
Listen to the parents
Don't be in competition with the other set of grandparents
The mum would rather you take the wean a walk than have your company x |
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