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Dear Ms Sheets...

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Lets have an agony aunt type thing where anyone can post a prob and anyone can answer if they have a (sensible?) answer. Anything at all, made up, real or just totally off the wall! Have some fun peeps.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

heres one to start....

dear me, (lol) i have problems with my cat staring at me, and its most offputting. What can i do other than poke it in the eye?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hmm don't know what you should do, but what ever you do don't put it in the bin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ohhh forgot what i was going to say....er that's my problem i think... or was it ...

help please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hmm don't know what you should do, but what ever you do don't put it in the bin

Lol!

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By *eatherWoman over a year ago

glasgow

i have a problem ive lost my snake how do i find it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Check in my boxers lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"heres one to start....

dear me, (lol) i have problems with my cat staring at me, and its most offputting. What can i do other than poke it in the eye?"

Have you tried feeding it some of it's favorite cream that should get it purring again.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dear Ms Sheets i seem to have a problem with excessive hand to gland combat..is this normal and will my hairy palms go away

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By *eatherWoman over a year ago

glasgow

Mrs Sheets will u tell tazkan i will look there.What kind of snake has he got

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

tazkan- _eather will go rummage so long as its not venomous....

hairy palms stinkfist... i find hot wax works... maybe candles will have that effect?

Forgot your name the forgetful poster - maybes i should have written it down but anyway erm... write things down poster that forgets thinkgs. i find that helps! lol

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By *carletRomanceCouple over a year ago

glasgow

Dear Ms. Sheets,

Everytime we look at your pics we get funny feeling in our "down-below" places. What should we do?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

i prescribe some pepto bismal for dodgy rumblings of any sort if not change the bed linen! don't want your sheets getting as sticky as mine!

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By *carletRomanceCouple over a year ago

glasgow

"i prescribe some pepto bismal for dodgy rumblings of any sort if not change the bed linen! don't want your sheets getting as sticky as mine!"