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Mr dlt is broken,
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I have broken mr dlt this weekend, he can't cope with my mojo being back with a vengeance,
We had a fantastic play meet last night, on the way home I made him stop, 3 times later we came home and I got him to do it all over again, now he says hell woman you broke me,
And I still want more,
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You're away for the week, you've plenty of time to "recuperate"
Stop moaning, others would kill for the chance to be broken by Mrs DLT  "
I never said I was moaning |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You're away for the week, you've plenty of time to "recuperate"
Stop moaning, others would kill for the chance to be broken by Mrs DLT
My thoughts exactly lol"
awww Ffs minty dinna you start |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Am lying on the settee in just my dressing gown, legs apart and guess what mr dlt is doing 
Flossing his teeth? bit hard to do that "
Aw did ye take yer teeth out? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Am lying on the settee in just my dressing gown, legs apart and guess what mr dlt is doing
Flossing his teeth? bit hard to do that
Aw did ye take yer teeth out? "
naw |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On his knees begging for mercy
No Andy....that's him stood up
Oh yeah furry
Whaaaat?  YOUR DEAD!!!!!
You're
Unfortunately wasted on him "
nae need for that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you find out what caused this increase in libido, do please patent it and flog it over the internet and make a few bob... "
it was a lack of vitamin b in her body,as soon as she got 6 iron injections in 2 weeks it seemed to sort everything out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you find out what caused this increase in libido, do please patent it and flog it over the internet and make a few bob... it was a lack of vitamin b in her body,as soon as she got 6 iron injections in 2 weeks it seemed to sort everything out"
Surely vitamins D L and T |
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"When you find out what caused this increase in libido, do please patent it and flog it over the internet and make a few bob... it was a lack of vitamin b in her body,as soon as she got 6 iron injections in 2 weeks it seemed to sort everything out
Surely vitamins D L and T "
Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When you find out what caused this increase in libido, do please patent it and flog it over the internet and make a few bob... it was a lack of vitamin b in her body,as soon as she got 6 iron injections in 2 weeks it seemed to sort everything out"
Was it b12 ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you find out what caused this increase in libido, do please patent it and flog it over the internet and make a few bob... it was a lack of vitamin b in her body,as soon as she got 6 iron injections in 2 weeks it seemed to sort everything out
Was it b12 ?"
I was told mine B9, 9.5... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When you find out what caused this increase in libido, do please patent it and flog it over the internet and make a few bob... it was a lack of vitamin b in her body,as soon as she got 6 iron injections in 2 weeks it seemed to sort everything out
Was it b12 ?"
Yes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That could happen tonight, if he begs me to stop again lol
Can you not get a replacement trucker to fill in for him?
If I was close enough.....yes she would "
your no a f*****g trucker,you only drive a b********g puddle jumper,trucker my a*** |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*sings*
Lights will guide you home
And ignite your boner
And I will try
To fix yoooooooooooo!!  you should have been on Eurovision at the weekend "
Would have been but I couldn't speed it up....or slow it down |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No way Mr
Jinty can actually sing
Yeah but it's been nursery rhymes recently "
Too right...I've done "The wheels on the Bus" so many times the tyres are flat!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No way Mr
Jinty can actually sing
Yeah but it's been nursery rhymes recently Well she is a granny after all (albeit a very glamorous granny) 
Yeah but she's been singing them to Bothy "
Doesn't matter who she is singing em to |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you find out what caused this increase in libido, do please patent it and flog it over the internet and make a few bob... it was a lack of vitamin b in her body,as soon as she got 6 iron injections in 2 weeks it seemed to sort everything out
Was it b12 ?
Yes"
Well, if your energy levels are anything like mine were after 6 injections DLT can expect to be broke for about 3 weeks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have broken mr dlt this weekend, he can't cope with my mojo being back with a vengeance,
We had a fantastic play meet last night, on the way home I made him stop, 3 times later we came home and I got him to do it all over again, now he says hell woman you broke me,
And I still want more,
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how are you gorgeous been trying to contact you x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No way Mr
Jinty can actually sing
Yeah but it's been nursery rhymes recently
Too right...I've done "The wheels on the Bus" so many times the tyres are flat!! "
Change bus to truck, keep somebody happy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No way Mr
Jinty can actually sing
Yeah but it's been nursery rhymes recently
Too right...I've done "The wheels on the Bus" so many times the tyres are flat!!
Change bus to truck, keep somebody happy "
haha aye me,buses are only slightly less infuriating than caravans,stobarts and tesco drivers |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"No way Mr
Jinty can actually sing
Yeah but it's been nursery rhymes recently
Too right...I've done "The wheels on the Bus" so many times the tyres are flat!!
Change bus to truck, keep somebody happy haha aye me,buses are only slightly less infuriating than caravans,stobarts and tesco drivers "
Nice to see you put yourself in the list |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No way Mr
Jinty can actually sing
Yeah but it's been nursery rhymes recently
Too right...I've done "The wheels on the Bus" so many times the tyres are flat!!
Change bus to truck, keep somebody happy haha aye me,buses are only slightly less infuriating than caravans,stobarts and tesco drivers
Nice to see you put yourself in the list "
f*****g c**t |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's a puddle jumper?a little lorry for someone who hasn't graduated onto big trucks
I thought it was a little aeroplane "
Only a 67 year old dude would think about aeroplanes.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No way Mr
Jinty can actually sing
Yeah but it's been nursery rhymes recently
Too right...I've done "The wheels on the Bus" so many times the tyres are flat!!
Change bus to truck, keep somebody happy haha aye me,buses are only slightly less infuriating than caravans,stobarts and tesco drivers "
Does Furry have a caravan then, that explains it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's a puddle jumper?a little lorry for someone who hasn't graduated onto big trucks
I thought it was a little aeroplane
Only a 67 year old dude would think about aeroplanes. "
Oi you....don't start that again
Look at the trouble it caused last time |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What's a puddle jumper?a little lorry for someone who hasn't graduated onto big trucks
I thought it was a little aeroplane
Only a 67 year old dude would think about aeroplanes.
Oi you....don't start that again
Look at the trouble it caused last time "
It saved dozens on men getting a disappointment!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's a puddle jumper?a little lorry for someone who hasn't graduated onto big trucks
I thought it was a little aeroplane
Only a 67 year old dude would think about aeroplanes.
Oi you....don't start that again
Look at the trouble it caused last time
It saved dozens on men getting a disappointment! "
Two things. ....ventilation shafts and stealing your zimmer |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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He still broken, he canny keep up with me at the moment.
At this rate my batteries will have died by the weekend to,
Any suggestions how to rective this huge problem? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He still broken, he canny keep up with me at the moment.
At this rate my batteries will have died by the weekend to,
Any suggestions how to rective this huge problem? "
Stick a finger up his ass that will get him moving |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's a puddle jumper?a little lorry for someone who hasn't graduated onto big trucks
I thought it was a little aeroplane
Only a 67 year old dude would think about aeroplanes.
Oi you....don't start that again
Look at the trouble it caused last time
It saved dozens on men getting a disappointment!
Two things. ....ventilation shafts and stealing your zimmer "
You wouldn't dare! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He still broken, he canny keep up with me at the moment.
At this rate my batteries will have died by the weekend to,
Any suggestions how to rective this huge problem? "
Jump leads? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He still broken, he canny keep up with me at the moment.
At this rate my batteries will have died by the weekend to,
Any suggestions how to rective this huge problem?
Stick a finger up his ass that will get him moving "
Or a couple of chunky duracell batteries, have you seen how long that bunny can go for |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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Shove two duracells up his ass.....attach jump leads to his nipples and stand back and admire your handiwork. Don't forget to take pictures too
It won't help but it will make us all laugh Mrs DLT |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have you tried packing him in ice you want it to disappear altogether?
There wasn't much to work with in the first place im told. It's cocktail sticks not ice lolly sticks "
As big as that!!!!!!
I'll put the matchsticks away then |
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"Have you tried packing him in ice you want it to disappear altogether?
There wasn't much to work with in the first place im told. It's cocktail sticks not ice lolly sticks
As big as that!!!!!!
I'll put the matchsticks away then "
He might need them to keep his eyes open |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bloody van drivers eh Mrs DLT better than driving a puddle jumper
Has Andy got a Fiat 500????naw a Fiat 500 I too big for him
Still better than a stobart lorry  "
At least you don't have to wear a hi viz |
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