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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Haven't had one in a while,3,2,1 go

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By *awty MaxWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh

Bonjour Chéri

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By *hav02Man  over a year ago

Glasgow/London


"Bonjour Chéri "

ah oui, bonjour Cherie, ca va bien?

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By *awty MaxWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Bonjour Chéri

ah oui, bonjour Cherie, ca va bien? "

Bien merci et toi?

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By *hav02Man  over a year ago

Glasgow/London


"Bonjour Chéri

ah oui, bonjour Cherie, ca va bien?

Bien merci et toi?"

ca va tres bien merci. Il fait beau et il ya a ici une belle femme

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By *awty MaxWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Bonjour Chéri

ah oui, bonjour Cherie, ca va bien?

Bien merci et toi?

ca va tres bien merci. Il fait beau et il ya a ici une belle femme "

il fait beau ici aussi lol

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By *hav02Man  over a year ago

Glasgow/London


"Bonjour Chéri

ah oui, bonjour Cherie, ca va bien?

Bien merci et toi?

ca va tres bien merci. Il fait beau et il ya a ici une belle femme

il fait beau ici aussi lol "

haha, ok that's about as far french as my tongue goes, damnit! too early pour le vin francais. vous aimez le roug ou blanc?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

That's me fucked now lol

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By *awty MaxWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Bonjour Chéri

ah oui, bonjour Cherie, ca va bien?

Bien merci et toi?

ca va tres bien merci. Il fait beau et il ya a ici une belle femme

il fait beau ici aussi lol

haha, ok that's about as far french as my tongue goes, damnit! too early pour le vin francais. vous aimez le roug ou blanc?"

Rosé lol

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By *awty MaxWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"That's me fucked now lol "

Awww... I will never fuck you lol

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By *hav02Man  over a year ago

Glasgow/London


"Bonjour Chéri

ah oui, bonjour Cherie, ca va bien?

Bien merci et toi?

ca va tres bien merci. Il fait beau et il ya a ici une belle femme

il fait beau ici aussi lol

haha, ok that's about as far french as my tongue goes, damnit! too early pour le vin francais. vous aimez le roug ou blanc?

Rosé lol "

haha, typical. toutes les femmes aime Rosé.

quand puis-je vous acheter un glass?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"That's me fucked now lol

Awww... I will never fuck you lol "

awww pleeeeeeez

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk


"That's me fucked now lol

Awww... I will never fuck you lol awww pleeeeeeez "

Me neither

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"That's me fucked now lol

Awww... I will never fuck you lol awww pleeeeeeez

Me neither "

thank god

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"That's me fucked now lol

Awww... I will never fuck you lol awww pleeeeeeez

Me neither thank god "

Nobody wants to fuck you dlt I'm the same not sure if I should be a monk or a nun

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sister Steph

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Sister Steph "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm reminded of the late great Jake Thackeray and his "Sister Josephine"...

" a bloody funny nun you are!"...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm reminded of the late great Jake Thackeray and his "Sister Josephine"...

" a bloody funny nun you are!"... "

hark at mother jinty there

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's Mother Superior actually!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It's Mother Superior actually!! "
and I'm jesus christ

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's Mother Superior actually!! and I'm jesus christ "

No he was definitely taller

Running away

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It's Mother Superior actually!! and I'm jesus christ

No he was definitely taller

Running away "

aye keep running ya cheeky mare

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By *awty MaxWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh

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By *hav02Man  over a year ago

Glasgow/London


" "

Always trying to look innocent

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By *awty MaxWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"

Always trying to look innocent "

Am not trying

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By *hav02Man  over a year ago

Glasgow/London


"

Always trying to look innocent

Am not trying "

it's your eyes - innocently seductive, but we all know that halo isn't real. Just step out away from the lamp light, haha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Always trying to look innocent

Am not trying "

You almost certainly don't need to

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By *awty MaxWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh

My halo is not always were it should be lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My halo is not always were it should be lol "
hanging up on the end of the bed?

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By *hav02Man  over a year ago

Glasgow/London


"My halo is not always were it should be lol "

Do you use it to smack annoying guys? Lol.....

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By *awty MaxWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"My halo is not always were it should be lol

Do you use it to smack annoying guys? Lol..... "

Yeah boomerang halo

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By *awty MaxWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"My halo is not always were it should be lol hanging up on the end of the bed? "

...in the pants drawer

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By *hav02Man  over a year ago

Glasgow/London


"My halo is not always were it should be lol hanging up on the end of the bed?

...in the pants drawer"

Makes you wonder what other bright solid things are in your pants drawer

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By *awty MaxWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"My halo is not always were it should be lol hanging up on the end of the bed?

...in the pants drawer

Makes you wonder what other bright solid things are in your pants drawer "

My victims halos are in the sock drawer lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My halo is not always were it should be lol hanging up on the end of the bed?

...in the pants drawer

Makes you wonder what other bright solid things are in your pants drawer

My victims halos are in the sock drawer lol "

Trophies, I like it.

Mine require crutches by the time I untie them.

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By *hav02Man  over a year ago

Glasgow/London


"My halo is not always were it should be lol hanging up on the end of the bed?

...in the pants drawer

Makes you wonder what other bright solid things are in your pants drawer

My victims halos are in the sock drawer lol "

I've only got horns .. Yeah, long hard apparatus for penetration

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By *awty MaxWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"My halo is not always were it should be lol hanging up on the end of the bed?

...in the pants drawer

Makes you wonder what other bright solid things are in your pants drawer

My victims halos are in the sock drawer lol

Trophies, I like it.

Mine require crutches by the time I untie them. "

I like that

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By *awty MaxWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"My halo is not always were it should be lol hanging up on the end of the bed?

...in the pants drawer

Makes you wonder what other bright solid things are in your pants drawer

My victims halos are in the sock drawer lol

I've only got horns .. Yeah, long hard apparatus for penetration "

You have two??? lol

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By *hav02Man  over a year ago

Glasgow/London


"My halo is not always were it should be lol hanging up on the end of the bed?

...in the pants drawer

Makes you wonder what other bright solid things are in your pants drawer

My victims halos are in the sock drawer lol

I've only got horns .. Yeah, long hard apparatus for penetration

You have two??? lol "

yeh, it puts a whole new meaning to double penetration

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By *awty MaxWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"My halo is not always were it should be lol hanging up on the end of the bed?

...in the pants drawer

Makes you wonder what other bright solid things are in your pants drawer

My victims halos are in the sock drawer lol

I've only got horns .. Yeah, long hard apparatus for penetration

You have two??? lol

yeh, it puts a whole new meaning to double penetration "

I can't believe you made me read this before bedtime lol

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By *hav02Man  over a year ago

Glasgow/London


"My halo is not always were it should be lol hanging up on the end of the bed?

...in the pants drawer

Makes you wonder what other bright solid things are in your pants drawer

My victims halos are in the sock drawer lol

I've only got horns .. Yeah, long hard apparatus for penetration

You have two??? lol

yeh, it puts a whole new meaning to double penetration

I can't believe you made me read this before bedtime lol "

Why? Have i influenced your dreams for tonight? Or has it made you feel the need for a pre-sleep play? Lol

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By *awty MaxWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh

My lips are sealed lol

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Afternoon all

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

What's the prize ?

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

DLT what's the prize ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"What's the prize ?"
the kudos of beating the hairy one

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"What's the prize ?the kudos of beating the hairy one "

Cheapskate

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What's the prize ?the kudos of beating the hairy one "

With a big stick??

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"What's the prize ?the kudos of beating the hairy one

Cheapskate "

aye and you know it

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"What's the prize ?the kudos of beating the hairy one

With a big stick?? "

I wouldn't go that far pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What's the prize ?the kudos of beating the hairy one

With a big stick?? I wouldn't go that far pmsl"

Really????????????

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"What's the prize ?the kudos of beating the hairy one

With a big stick?? I wouldn't go that far pmsl

Really????????????"

alright maybe I would lol

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"What's the prize ?the kudos of beating the hairy one

With a big stick?? I wouldn't go that far pmsl

Really????????????alright maybe I would lol"

Thankfully the big stick wouldn't be that big more like dwarfs with twigs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh god...sounds like 'The Singing Ringing Tree'!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"What's the prize ?the kudos of beating the hairy one

With a big stick?? I wouldn't go that far pmsl

Really????????????alright maybe I would lol

Thankfully the big stick wouldn't be that big more like dwarfs with twigs "

lanky twat

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh god...sounds like 'The Singing Ringing Tree'!!!! "

Ohhhhhhhhhhh I loved that series

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh god...sounds like 'The Singing Ringing Tree'!!!!

Ohhhhhhhhhhh I loved that series "

See what you've started DLT

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"What's the prize ?the kudos of beating the hairy one

With a big stick?? I wouldn't go that far pmsl

Really????????????alright maybe I would lol

Thankfully the big stick wouldn't be that big more like dwarfs with twigs lanky twat "

I resemble that remark I think my legs are my best feature

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oh god...sounds like 'The Singing Ringing Tree'!!!!

Ohhhhhhhhhhh I loved that series

See what you've started DLT "

don't blame me,I'm not old enough to remember that (runs for cover)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Have to blame you, If I blame Jinty she'd set Nurse Ratchet on me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh god...sounds like 'The Singing Ringing Tree'!!!!

Ohhhhhhhhhhh I loved that series

See what you've started DLT don't blame me,I'm not old enough to remember that (runs for cover) "

Oh really??? What are you trying to say??? Hmmmmmmmm?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oh god...sounds like 'The Singing Ringing Tree'!!!!

Ohhhhhhhhhhh I loved that series

See what you've started DLT don't blame me,I'm not old enough to remember that (runs for cover)

Oh really??? What are you trying to say??? Hmmmmmmmm? "

I'm refusing to comment any further without the appropriate legal representation

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Oh god...sounds like 'The Singing Ringing Tree'!!!!

Ohhhhhhhhhhh I loved that series

See what you've started DLT don't blame me,I'm not old enough to remember that (runs for cover)

Oh really??? What are you trying to say??? Hmmmmmmmm? I'm refusing to comment any further without the appropriate legal representation "

Chicken stand up and take your punishment like a man oops you are standing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh god...sounds like 'The Singing Ringing Tree'!!!!

Ohhhhhhhhhhh I loved that series

See what you've started DLT don't blame me,I'm not old enough to remember that (runs for cover)

Oh really??? What are you trying to say??? Hmmmmmmmm? I'm refusing to comment any further without the appropriate legal representation

Chicken stand up and take your punishment like a man oops you are standing "

Jinty and I will get him grrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh god...sounds like 'The Singing Ringing Tree'!!!!

Ohhhhhhhhhhh I loved that series

See what you've started DLT don't blame me,I'm not old enough to remember that (runs for cover)

Oh really??? What are you trying to say??? Hmmmmmmmm? I'm refusing to comment any further without the appropriate legal representation

Chicken stand up and take your punishment like a man oops you are standing

Jinty and I will get him grrrrrrr "

Hmmmmm I wonder if that series is why I have a thing for Peter Dinklage

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oh god...sounds like 'The Singing Ringing Tree'!!!!

Ohhhhhhhhhhh I loved that series

See what you've started DLT don't blame me,I'm not old enough to remember that (runs for cover)

Oh really??? What are you trying to say??? Hmmmmmmmm? I'm refusing to comment any further without the appropriate legal representation

Chicken stand up and take your punishment like a man oops you are standing

Jinty and I will get him grrrrrrr "

tell you what red,I'll take you and jinty on at the same time

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" Jinty and I will get him grrrrrrr tell you what red,I'll take you and jinty on at the same time "

You mad fool...all that will be left will be a ball of fluff..muahahaha!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


" Jinty and I will get him grrrrrrr tell you what red,I'll take you and jinty on at the same time

You mad fool...all that will be left will be a ball of fluff..muahahaha!!! "

I've been trying for nearly 4 years to get you to carry out that threat

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ah ken!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" Jinty and I will get him grrrrrrr tell you what red,I'll take you and jinty on at the same time

You mad fool...all that will be left will be a ball of fluff..muahahaha!!! "

Aye and even less o him

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


" Jinty and I will get him grrrrrrr tell you what red,I'll take you and jinty on at the same time

You mad fool...all that will be left will be a ball of fluff..muahahaha!!!

Aye and even less o him "

Right im gonna lay the challenge down,you 2 and me,DARE YOU BOTH

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" Jinty and I will get him grrrrrrr tell you what red,I'll take you and jinty on at the same time

You mad fool...all that will be left will be a ball of fluff..muahahaha!!!

Aye and even less o him Right im gonna lay the challenge down,you 2 and me,DARE YOU BOTH "

If ya kin find me... YER ON lolol xxxxx (canny speak for Jintz tho)

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


" Jinty and I will get him grrrrrrr tell you what red,I'll take you and jinty on at the same time

You mad fool...all that will be left will be a ball of fluff..muahahaha!!!

Aye and even less o him Right im gonna lay the challenge down,you 2 and me,DARE YOU BOTH

If ya kin find me... YER ON lolol xxxxx (canny speak for Jintz tho) "

I'll just use the who's near thingy to get within a mile then go into sherlock Holmes mode

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

This I have got to see

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk

They'll eat you alive DLT

Ladies, just keep an eye out for him - he's easy to spot.....the only lorry driver with a booster seat

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"They'll eat you alive DLT

Ladies, just keep an eye out for him - he's easy to spot.....the only lorry driver with a booster seat "

Thanks for the tip... looking out my blonde wig and dark glasses too

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"They'll eat you alive DLT "
that's what I'm hoping for

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Is a DLT like a BLT but with something else instead of bacon...

looks innocent

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By *awty MaxWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"They'll eat you alive DLT

Ladies, just keep an eye out for him - he's easy to spot.....the only lorry driver with a booster seat "

Lol Andy The Grey

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is a DLT like a BLT but with something else instead of bacon...

looks innocent "

I'm thinking chicken nuggets, Red!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is a DLT like a BLT but with something else instead of bacon...

looks innocent

I'm thinking chicken nuggets, Red!!! "

LMAO there might be two of them in the deal

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk


"Is a DLT like a BLT but with something else instead of bacon...

looks innocent

I'm thinking chicken nuggets, Red!!!

LMAO there might be two of them in the deal "

More like chicken popcorn I've heard

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk


"They'll eat you alive DLT

Ladies, just keep an eye out for him - he's easy to spot.....the only lorry driver with a booster seat

Lol Andy The Grey and distinguished"

Fixed that for you Max

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is a DLT like a BLT but with something else instead of bacon...

looks innocent

I'm thinking chicken nuggets, Red!!!

LMAO there might be two of them in the deal

More like chicken popcorn I've heard "

CPLT???

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By *awty MaxWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"They'll eat you alive DLT

Ladies, just keep an eye out for him - he's easy to spot.....the only lorry driver with a booster seat

Lol Andy The Grey and distinguished

Fixed that for you Max "

Oooh did you do that at home or you went to a Salon lol

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk


"They'll eat you alive DLT

Ladies, just keep an eye out for him - he's easy to spot.....the only lorry driver with a booster seat

Lol Andy The Grey and distinguished

Fixed that for you Max

Oooh did you do that at home or you went to a Salon lol "

You know I always colour my grey myself and it takes hours

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"They'll eat you alive DLT

Ladies, just keep an eye out for him - he's easy to spot.....the only lorry driver with a booster seat

Lol Andy The Grey and distinguished

Fixed that for you Max

Oooh did you do that at home or you went to a Salon lol

You know I always colour my grey myself and it takes hours "

Must be a bugger getting the tint right

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk


"They'll eat you alive DLT

Ladies, just keep an eye out for him - he's easy to spot.....the only lorry driver with a booster seat

Lol Andy The Grey and distinguished

Fixed that for you Max

Oooh did you do that at home or you went to a Salon lol

You know I always colour my grey myself and it takes hours

Must be a bugger getting the tint right "

It is. Especially as I have to do each one individually

Mind you, every day there's less of them to do thank god

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Poped in still a while to go

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Poped in still a while to go "

Helping out

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Poped in still a while to go

Helping out "

Got to keep your hand in . In out shake it all about do the Hokey Cokey

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By *awty MaxWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"They'll eat you alive DLT

Ladies, just keep an eye out for him - he's easy to spot.....the only lorry driver with a booster seat

Lol Andy The Grey and distinguished

Fixed that for you Max

Oooh did you do that at home or you went to a Salon lol

You know I always colour my grey myself and it takes hours

Must be a bugger getting the tint right

It is. Especially as I have to do each one individually

Mind you, every day there's less of them to do thank god "

Lol and... You have to suffer to look beautiful... Well... by beautiful I mean... Not grey lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just checking, still miles to go

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"They'll eat you alive DLT

Ladies, just keep an eye out for him - he's easy to spot.....the only lorry driver with a booster seat

Lol Andy The Grey and distinguished

Fixed that for you Max

Oooh did you do that at home or you went to a Salon lol

You know I always colour my grey myself and it takes hours

Must be a bugger getting the tint right "

can of silver spray paint and he is all the road

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk


"They'll eat you alive DLT

Ladies, just keep an eye out for him - he's easy to spot.....the only lorry driver with a booster seat

Lol Andy The Grey and distinguished

Fixed that for you Max

Oooh did you do that at home or you went to a Salon lol

You know I always colour my grey myself and it takes hours

Must be a bugger getting the tint right can of silver spray paint and he is all the road "

At least I don't spray it green like you

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"They'll eat you alive DLT

Ladies, just keep an eye out for him - he's easy to spot.....the only lorry driver with a booster seat

Lol Andy The Grey and distinguished

Fixed that for you Max

Oooh did you do that at home or you went to a Salon lol

You know I always colour my grey myself and it takes hours

Must be a bugger getting the tint right can of silver spray paint and he is all the road

At least I don't spray it green like you "

nae green allowed in or on my truck

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"They'll eat you alive DLT

Ladies, just keep an eye out for him - he's easy to spot.....the only lorry driver with a booster seat

Lol Andy The Grey and distinguished

Fixed that for you Max

Oooh did you do that at home or you went to a Salon lol

You know I always colour my grey myself and it takes hours

Must be a bugger getting the tint right can of silver spray paint and he is all the road

At least I don't spray it green like you nae green allowed in or on my truck "

So, you've got one of those Pink Hi Viz then

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"They'll eat you alive DLT

Ladies, just keep an eye out for him - he's easy to spot.....the only lorry driver with a booster seat

Lol Andy The Grey and distinguished

Fixed that for you Max

Oooh did you do that at home or you went to a Salon lol

You know I always colour my grey myself and it takes hours

Must be a bugger getting the tint right can of silver spray paint and he is all the road

At least I don't spray it green like you nae green allowed in or on my truck

So, you've got one of those Pink Hi Viz then "

naw yellow one,furry has the pink one (he thinks it makes him look important)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You did say important, with ther R in it

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You did say important, with ther R in it "
damn spellchecker

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You did say important, with ther R in it damn spellchecker "

Aye, f**ks up many a message

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk


"You did say important, with ther R in it "

It still works - it's just disconnected

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk


"They'll eat you alive DLT

Ladies, just keep an eye out for him - he's easy to spot.....the only lorry driver with a booster seat

Lol Andy The Grey and distinguished

Fixed that for you Max

Oooh did you do that at home or you went to a Salon lol

You know I always colour my grey myself and it takes hours

Must be a bugger getting the tint right can of silver spray paint and he is all the road

At least I don't spray it green like you nae green allowed in or on my truck

So, you've got one of those Pink Hi Viz then naw yellow one,furry has the pink one (he thinks it makes him look important) "

Don't try and turn it on me short ass

We all know you've borrowed your mates truck and tshirt for your latest pics to hide your stobart fetish

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"They'll eat you alive DLT

Ladies, just keep an eye out for him - he's easy to spot.....the only lorry driver with a booster seat

Lol Andy The Grey and distinguished

Fixed that for you Max

Oooh did you do that at home or you went to a Salon lol

You know I always colour my grey myself and it takes hours

Must be a bugger getting the tint right can of silver spray paint and he is all the road

At least I don't spray it green like you nae green allowed in or on my truck

So, you've got one of those Pink Hi Viz then naw yellow one,furry has the pink one (he thinks it makes him look important)

Don't try and turn it on me short ass

We all know you've borrowed your mates truck and tshirt for your latest pics to hide your stobart fetish "

ooooft!!!!

That was below the belt Andy

Mind you, how you got that low is amazing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Anyway..... scone and a cuppa anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anyway..... scone and a cuppa anyone? "

Yes please Jinty

Quite the bromance those guys have going on. ...an MMM in the making

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That's what I'm thinking Mrs D...milk and sugar? It's apple and cinnamon scones today.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Anyway..... scone and a cuppa anyone?

Yes please Jinty

Quite the bromance those guys have going on. ...an MMM in the making "

you leave our bromance out of this

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That's what I'm thinking Mrs D...milk and sugar? It's apple and cinnamon scones today. "

Just milk please Jinty

Scones ...lovely

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anyway..... scone and a cuppa anyone?

Yes please Jinty

Quite the bromance those guys have going on. ...an MMM in the making you leave our bromance out of this "

Thinking I might sell tickets for this event

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Anyway..... scone and a cuppa anyone?

Yes please Jinty

Quite the bromance those guys have going on. ...an MMM in the making you leave our bromance out of this

Thinking I might sell tickets for this event "

and what percentage are you taking?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anyway..... scone and a cuppa anyone?

Yes please Jinty

Quite the bromance those guys have going on. ...an MMM in the making you leave our bromance out of this

Thinking I might sell tickets for this event "

Just put me down for one thanks. Bothy is way too delicate for all that malarky!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anyway..... scone and a cuppa anyone?

Yes please Jinty

Quite the bromance those guys have going on. ...an MMM in the making you leave our bromance out of this

Thinking I might sell tickets for this event and what percentage are you taking? "

Percentage?

I want everything dlt

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anyway..... scone and a cuppa anyone?

Yes please Jinty

Quite the bromance those guys have going on. ...an MMM in the making you leave our bromance out of this

Thinking I might sell tickets for this event

Just put me down for one thanks. Bothy is way too delicate for all that malarky! "

Do you think Bothy might be security and do the door?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anyway..... scone and a cuppa anyone?

Yes please Jinty

Quite the bromance those guys have going on. ...an MMM in the making you leave our bromance out of this

Thinking I might sell tickets for this event and what percentage are you taking?

Percentage?

I want everything dlt "

Don't you always

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk

If Mrs D wants everything, does that make her greedy?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If Mrs D wants everything, does that make her greedy? "

Moi?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"If Mrs D wants everything, does that make her greedy?

Moi? "

I think she should get 20%,me and Furry get the rest

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk


"If Mrs D wants everything, does that make her greedy?

Moi? I think she should get 20%,me and Furry get the rest "

How about we just give her everything?

And we take the money

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"If Mrs D wants everything, does that make her greedy?

Moi? I think she should get 20%,me and Furry get the rest

How about we just give her everything?

And we take the money "

Hmmm I like your thinking

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk


"If Mrs D wants everything, does that make her greedy?

Moi? I think she should get 20%,me and Furry get the rest

How about we just give her everything?

And we take the money Hmmm I like your thinking "

That's a first

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"If Mrs D wants everything, does that make her greedy?

Moi? I think she should get 20%,me and Furry get the rest

How about we just give her everything?

And we take the money Hmmm I like your thinking

That's a first "

take joy from this moment cause it won't happen again

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anyway..... scone and a cuppa anyone?

Yes please Jinty

Quite the bromance those guys have going on. ...an MMM in the making you leave our bromance out of this

Thinking I might sell tickets for this event

Just put me down for one thanks. Bothy is way too delicate for all that malarky!

Do you think Bothy might be security and do the door? "

Erm... Not a good idea. He won't let ANYBODY in!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anyway..... scone and a cuppa anyone?

Yes please Jinty

Quite the bromance those guys have going on. ...an MMM in the making you leave our bromance out of this

Thinking I might sell tickets for this event

Just put me down for one thanks. Bothy is way too delicate for all that malarky!

Do you think Bothy might be security and do the door?

Erm... Not a good idea. He won't let ANYBODY in! "

Use your feminine wiles on him Jinty

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If Mrs D wants everything, does that make her greedy?

Moi? I think she should get 20%,me and Furry get the rest

How about we just give her everything?

And we take the money Hmmm I like your thinking "

Err....hello...my idea...I decide on the percentages

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk


"If Mrs D wants everything, does that make her greedy?

Moi? I think she should get 20%,me and Furry get the rest

How about we just give her everything?

And we take the money Hmmm I like your thinking

Err....hello...my idea...I decide on the percentages "

Nice try - but nooooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Quiet in here isn't it?

FREE BEER AT MY PLACE!!!!

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By *awty MaxWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Quiet in here isn't it?

FREE BEER AT MY PLACE!!!! "

Am in if you make it Cider

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 11/05/16 18:54:33]

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Quiet in here isn't it?

FREE BEER AT MY PLACE!!!!

Am in if you make it Cider"

especially if it's dickens cider

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk

Got cake too jints?

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By *awty MaxWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Quiet in here isn't it?

FREE BEER AT MY PLACE!!!!

Am in if you make it Ciderespecially if it's dickens cider "

I read 'chicken' cider lol

I've lost it lol

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk


"Quiet in here isn't it?

FREE BEER AT MY PLACE!!!!

Am in if you make it Ciderespecially if it's dickens cider

I read 'chicken' cider lol

I've lost it lol "

Nah, you've just been drinking too much cider

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By *awty MaxWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Quiet in here isn't it?

FREE BEER AT MY PLACE!!!!

Am in if you make it Ciderespecially if it's dickens cider

I read 'chicken' cider lol

I've lost it lol

Nah, you've just been drinking too much cider "

lol

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk


"Quiet in here isn't it?

FREE BEER AT MY PLACE!!!!

Am in if you make it Ciderespecially if it's dickens cider

I read 'chicken' cider lol

I've lost it lol

Nah, you've just been drinking too much cider

lol"

I might be grey, but I know what you're like Max

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By *awty MaxWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Quiet in here isn't it?

FREE BEER AT MY PLACE!!!!

Am in if you make it Ciderespecially if it's dickens cider

I read 'chicken' cider lol

I've lost it lol

Nah, you've just been drinking too much cider

lol

I might be grey, but I know what you're like Max "

lol Moi??? Am a lil

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk


"Quiet in here isn't it?

FREE BEER AT MY PLACE!!!!

Am in if you make it Ciderespecially if it's dickens cider

I read 'chicken' cider lol

I've lost it lol

Nah, you've just been drinking too much cider

lol

I might be grey, but I know what you're like Max

lol Moi??? Am a lil "

Yeah yeah

More like a little

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Evening all

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk

Bride

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Evening all "
oh fuck here's trouble

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Are we nearly there yet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Are we nearly there yet? "
32 to go

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By *awty MaxWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh

Hi Bride

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Evening all oh fuck here's trouble "

Oi short one less of that

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Are we nearly there yet? "

We're nearly nearly there

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Evening all oh fuck here's trouble

Oi short one less of that "

nope

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Evening all oh fuck here's trouble

Oi short one less of that nope "

Oi stobart one less of that

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Bride "

Hows the hand ?

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Hi Bride "

Hi Nawty

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening all "

Hi Steph...where's you been!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Evening all oh fuck here's trouble

Oi short one less of that nope

Oi stobart one less of that "

or what?

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Evening all

Hi Steph...where's you been!! "

Sh*** day at work all done now thankfully

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening all

Hi Steph...where's you been!!

Sh*** day at work all done now thankfully "

Awe...wee soul x

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Evening all oh fuck here's trouble

Oi short one less of that nope

Oi stobart one less of that or what? "

The lanky bitch will kick yer erse

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Evening all oh fuck here's trouble

Oi short one less of that nope

Oi stobart one less of that or what?

The lanky bitch will kick yer erse "

better be feckin quick lol

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Evening all oh fuck here's trouble

Oi short one less of that nope

Oi stobart one less of that or what?

The lanky bitch will kick yer erse better be feckin quick lol"

I don't need to lift my foot far to reach it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

So much violence!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening all oh fuck here's trouble

Oi short one less of that nope

Oi stobart one less of that or what?

The lanky bitch will kick yer erse better be feckin quick lol

I don't need to lift my foot far to reach it "

Ding..ding...end of round 1

Stop fighting

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Evening all oh fuck here's trouble

Oi short one less of that nope

Oi stobart one less of that or what?

The lanky bitch will kick yer erse better be feckin quick lol

I don't need to lift my foot far to reach it

Ding..ding...end of round 1

Stop fighting "

Naw ye canny stop me

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Evening all oh fuck here's trouble

Oi short one less of that nope

Oi stobart one less of that or what?

The lanky bitch will kick yer erse better be feckin quick lol

I don't need to lift my foot far to reach it

Ding..ding...end of round 1

Stop fighting "

Ok mrs d I'm ready for round 2

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Evening all oh fuck here's trouble

Oi short one less of that nope

Oi stobart one less of that or what?

The lanky bitch will kick yer erse better be feckin quick lol

I don't need to lift my foot far to reach it

Ding..ding...end of round 1

Stop fighting

Naw ye canny stop me "

no self discipline

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Evening all oh fuck here's trouble

Oi short one less of that nope

Oi stobart one less of that or what?

The lanky bitch will kick yer erse better be feckin quick lol

I don't need to lift my foot far to reach it

Ding..ding...end of round 1

Stop fighting

Naw ye canny stop me no self discipline "

Plenty to dish to short upstarts

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hey...I'm short!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Evening all oh fuck here's trouble

Oi short one less of that nope

Oi stobart one less of that or what?

The lanky bitch will kick yer erse better be feckin quick lol

I don't need to lift my foot far to reach it

Ding..ding...end of round 1

Stop fighting

Naw ye canny stop me no self discipline

Plenty to dish to short upstarts "

MON THEN

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Evening all oh fuck here's trouble

Oi short one less of that nope

Oi stobart one less of that or what?

The lanky bitch will kick yer erse better be feckin quick lol

I don't need to lift my foot far to reach it

Ding..ding...end of round 1

Stop fighting

Naw ye canny stop me no self discipline

Plenty to dish to short upstarts MON THEN "

Right where's the stobart shitheap parked ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Evening all oh fuck here's trouble

Oi short one less of that nope

Oi stobart one less of that or what?

The lanky bitch will kick yer erse better be feckin quick lol

I don't need to lift my foot far to reach it

Ding..ding...end of round 1

Stop fighting

Naw ye canny stop me no self discipline

Plenty to dish to short upstarts MON THEN

Right where's the stobart shitheap parked ? "

Cowdenbeath bring it on ya big fucker

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Evening all oh fuck here's trouble

Oi short one less of that nope

Oi stobart one less of that or what?

The lanky bitch will kick yer erse better be feckin quick lol

I don't need to lift my foot far to reach it

Ding..ding...end of round 1

Stop fighting

Naw ye canny stop me no self discipline

Plenty to dish to short upstarts MON THEN

Right where's the stobart shitheap parked ? Cowdenbeath bring it on ya big fucker "

Whit ye dain in fife got lost ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

He's looking fur me!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"He's looking fur me!!! "

In vain I suspect

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening all oh fuck here's trouble

Oi short one less of that nope

Oi stobart one less of that or what?

The lanky bitch will kick yer erse better be feckin quick lol

I don't need to lift my foot far to reach it

Ding..ding...end of round 1

Stop fighting Ok mrs d I'm ready for round 2 "

Quick recovery

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"He's looking fur me!!! "

He's not near enough then

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Here come the lurkers!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"He's looking fur me!!! "
I know exactly where you are

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"He's looking fur me!!! "

He's not near enough then

I hope i declare Jinty the winner !

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"He's looking fur me!!! "

He's not near enough then

I hope i declare Jinty the winner !

Was it ?

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"He's looking fur me!!! "

He's not near enough then

I hope i declare Jinty the winner !

Was it ?

Only 1 away feck mini Martin should step aside and give it to Jinty

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Morning all

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By *earded blossomCouple  over a year ago

Glasgow

Is it too late to join?

John

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