Roast me

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Gimme yer best patter and roast me

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wrap you up in tin foil and put in the oven kinda thing. That's a weird kink you have there. You'll get burnt surely

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Wrap you up in tin foil and put in the oven kinda thing. That's a weird kink you have there. You'll get burnt surely

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I don't burn I'm the mother of dragons (just relised that sounds weird ID yer not into Game Of Thrones

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wrap you up in tin foil and put in the oven kinda thing. That's a weird kink you have there. You'll get burnt surely

Lmfao

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from durex

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Now we're talking

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You must have been born on a motorway, because that's where most accidents happen.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wrap you up in tin foil and put in the oven kinda thing. That's a weird kink you have there. You'll get burnt surely

I don't burn I'm the mother of dragons (just relised that sounds weird ID yer not into Game Of Thrones"

Your right sounds weird

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If I wanted comeback I would've wiped it aff yer maws chin!

By *arkob13Man over a year ago

Airdrie

If I wanted a friend like u a wood just take myself a little squat and shit one oot

By *heesyheadbandMan over a year ago

Glenrothes

^^ wit? lol

roast me wtf ya fud