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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago
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Ladies
Please can you help gas monkey....
He needs someone to take his mind off the hoards of marauding ducks.
So if there are any nice ladies out there who are willing to help him and 'distract' him we would all be eternally grateful  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ladies
Please can you help gas monkey....
He needs someone to take his mind off the hoards of marauding ducks.
So if there are any nice ladies out there who are willing to help him and 'distract' him we would all be eternally grateful "
My sacrifice of living a monks existence is is a small price to pay .so fab can keep on gabbing
Although if you have boob pics for my stv duckkiller then I be gratefull |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I will have duck for tea every day from now on to help get rid of the wee bassas  "
This is how the evil hoards attain domination of the humans...they so evil they offer up the virgin ducks for human consumption just so we absorb the dna and become susceptible to the master ducks evil plan of world domination via mind comtrol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I will have duck for tea every day from now on to help get rid of the wee bassas
This is how the evil hoards attain domination of the humans...they so evil they offer up the virgin ducks for human consumption just so we absorb the dna and become susceptible to the master ducks evil plan of world domination via mind comtrol"
Virgin ducks????  hmmmm what if the ducks are RIGHT and we are wrong... or have I eaten too much duck  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have you encountered any vampire ducks ??
Only asking because I was followed along Great Western Road by two ducks at 3am on Friday."
What were they doing out so late? a little bit of ducking and diving |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have you encountered any vampire ducks ??
Only asking because I was followed along Great Western Road by two ducks at 3am on Friday."
google Count Duckula |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have you encountered any vampire ducks ??
Only asking because I was followed along Great Western Road by two ducks at 3am on Friday."
Did you have bread in your pockets? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have you encountered any vampire ducks ??
Only asking because I was followed along Great Western Road by two ducks at 3am on Friday.
What were they doing out so late? a little bit of ducking and diving "
I know, they must be quackers being out at that time  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have you encountered any vampire ducks ??
Only asking because I was followed along Great Western Road by two ducks at 3am on Friday.
google Count Duckula "
Aye but he doesnt have fangs and prefers broccoli sandwiches  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have you encountered any vampire ducks ??
Only asking because I was followed along Great Western Road by two ducks at 3am on Friday."
It was a recon by a splinter group of ducks who don't want mind control.they want to eliminate all mankind...you was lucky I was also there I managed to avert a travesty of justice by distracting the ducks from kidnapping you to gain info about fab |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know that with dangerous Lambs a cry of mint sauce, mint sauce gains a few seconds to escape, does hoi sin hoi sin work for ducks "
nope just a duck whistle.my charming whit,and a 12 bore  |
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