Thought it would be interesting to hear some cracking opening message tales.
New to using the forums so may have been covered before but I'm sure we all get them. Those messages you have to read more than once just to be sure you didn't get it wrong somewhere. No naming n shaming needed. Keep it light n all that  |
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over a year ago
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I'm sure there have been many weird ones... but the one that springs to mind is the guy asking if I would consider someone with a 2inch cock... at first I thought he was being cheeky/witty but he then sent pics and into more detail on how he could compensate...  |
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"I'm sure there have been many weird ones... but the one that springs to mind is the guy asking if I would consider someone with a 2inch cock... at first I thought he was being cheeky/witty but he then sent pics and into more detail on how he could compensate... "
Aww, bless  |
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"I'm sure there have been many weird ones... but the one that springs to mind is the guy asking if I would consider someone with a 2inch cock... at first I thought he was being cheeky/witty but he then sent pics and into more detail on how he could compensate...
Aww, bless "
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I received a message from a FF Couple who wanted me to go to their Hotel.They said that they hoped i didnt mind if they brought another 2 of their Female friends.They said they all wanted too play with each other and for me to be stripped naked and watch.
Huh !!
See they feckin Spam Messages ..
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"I'm sure there have been many weird ones... but the one that springs to mind is the guy asking if I would consider someone with a 2inch cock... at first I thought he was being cheeky/witty but he then sent pics and into more detail on how he could compensate... "
Had this quite a few times though I usually just delete the messages, never seen the pics. |
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"I'm sure there have been many weird ones... but the one that springs to mind is the guy asking if I would consider someone with a 2inch cock... at first I thought he was being cheeky/witty but he then sent pics and into more detail on how he could compensate...
Had this quite a few times though I usually just delete the messages, never seen the pics. "
Yep me too... curiosity got the better of me lol |
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Had a guy say that he wanted to meet me and 'blow my brains out' then a very quick second message to say that he meant 'blow my mind'......
Not quite sure how the first message got sent. If it was auto text then that is still worrying...... |
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"Had a guy say that he wanted to meet me and 'blow my brains out' then a very quick second message to say that he meant 'blow my mind'......
Not quite sure how the first message got sent. If it was auto text then that is still worrying......"
I think maybe it was a case of a standing cock types no sense... lol |
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"Had a guy say that he wanted to meet me and 'blow my brains out' then a very quick second message to say that he meant 'blow my mind'......
Not quite sure how the first message got sent. If it was auto text then that is still worrying......
I think maybe it was a case of a standing cock types no sense... lol "
Indeed! Will still avoid just in case  |
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"Had a guy say that he wanted to meet me and 'blow my brains out' then a very quick second message to say that he meant 'blow my mind'......
Not quite sure how the first message got sent. If it was auto text then that is still worrying......
I think maybe it was a case of a standing cock types no sense... lol
Indeed! Will still avoid just in case "
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"My weirdest so far is "I want to tongue punch your fart box".
I couldn't reply for laughing "
I can't stop laughing at that that's a good one.
Mine's was "your hot can I eat your shit"  |
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