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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago
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DON'T PUT KNIVES IN THE WASHING UP WATER
So, I cut the back of my little finger on a knife while washing up. Only problem is it's right at the first joint and the hospital think I've nicked a tendon as I have restricted movement in the rest of the finger.
So I need surgery on it at the end of the week to see if there's damage. If there is, they'll fix it.
Don't need sympathy (unless you ladies want to give me some ) but just wanted to remind people not to be as daft as me  |
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"DON'T PUT KNIVES IN THE WASHING UP WATER
So, I cut the back of my little finger on a knife while washing up. Only problem is it's right at the first joint and the hospital think I've nicked a tendon as I have restricted movement in the rest of the finger.
So I need surgery on it at the end of the week to see if there's damage. If there is, they'll fix it.
Don't need sympathy (unless you ladies want to give me some) but just wanted to remind people not to be as daft as me "
hope it's not ermmmm your griping hand lol
Hope the surgery to repair goes well and ob the plus side Andy NURSES  |
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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago
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"DON'T PUT KNIVES IN THE WASHING UP WATER
So, I cut the back of my little finger on a knife while washing up. Only problem is it's right at the first joint and the hospital think I've nicked a tendon as I have restricted movement in the rest of the finger.
So I need surgery on it at the end of the week to see if there's damage. If there is, they'll fix it.
Don't need sympathy (unless you ladies want to give me some) but just wanted to remind people not to be as daft as me hope it's not ermmmm your griping hand lol
Hope the surgery to repair goes well and ob the plus side Andy NURSES "
It's my right hand - and I'm right handed  |
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over a year ago
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"Jeez, Is that all you have to do to get a booby hug? Where's me knife...? 
Imagine what you get if you cut the whole finger off   "
What do I get for a split thumbnail? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Jeez, Is that all you have to do to get a booby hug? Where's me knife...?
Imagine what you get if you cut the whole finger off
What do I get for a split thumbnail?"
A look but no touching |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Jeez, Is that all you have to do to get a booby hug? Where's me knife...?
Imagine what you get if you cut the whole finger off
What do I get for a split thumbnail?
A look but no touching "
I'll take it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"DON'T PUT KNIVES IN THE WASHING UP WATER
So, I cut the back of my little finger on a knife while washing up. Only problem is it's right at the first joint and the hospital think I've nicked a tendon as I have restricted movement in the rest of the finger.
So I need surgery on it at the end of the week to see if there's damage. If there is, they'll fix it.
Don't need sympathy (unless you ladies want to give me some) but just wanted to remind people not to be as daft as me "
you daft b******,but seriously hope there isn't too much damage been done |
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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago
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"Op tomorrow to see the extent of the damage and repair it.
Oh what fun.
Ladies, no grapes just cakes and chocolate please
And kisses toowhat no hugs? "
I thought they would be automatic. Do I need to ask? |
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"Op tomorrow to see the extent of the damage and repair it.
Oh what fun.
Ladies, no grapes just cakes and chocolate please
And kisses toowhat no hugs?
I thought they would be automatic. Do I need to ask? "
of course if you don't ask you dont get but you know I'd give them anyway  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"DON'T PUT KNIVES IN THE WASHING UP WATER
So, I cut the back of my little finger on a knife while washing up. Only problem is it's right at the first joint and the hospital think I've nicked a tendon as I have restricted movement in the rest of the finger.
So I need surgery on it at the end of the week to see if there's damage. If there is, they'll fix it.
Don't need sympathy (unless you ladies want to give me some) but just wanted to remind people not to be as daft as me "
Did you put the knife in the sink yourself? If you did, you're an idiot but hope you're ok. If you didn't then I hope you make whoever did it suffer! |
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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago
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"DON'T PUT KNIVES IN THE WASHING UP WATER
So, I cut the back of my little finger on a knife while washing up. Only problem is it's right at the first joint and the hospital think I've nicked a tendon as I have restricted movement in the rest of the finger.
So I need surgery on it at the end of the week to see if there's damage. If there is, they'll fix it.
Don't need sympathy (unless you ladies want to give me some) but just wanted to remind people not to be as daft as me
Did you put the knife in the sink yourself? If you did, you're an idiot but hope you're ok. If you didn't then I hope you make whoever did it suffer!"
No I bloody didn't  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Op successful thanks all
Cast until Wednesday when stitches come out then have to wait and see but surgeon is happy not be wanking for a while
He'd find a way "
Well you only need a couple of fingers for tweezers |
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"Op successful thanks all
Cast until Wednesday when stitches come out then have to wait and see but surgeon is happy not be wanking for a while
He'd find a way Well you only need a couple of fingers for tweezers "
Balance the magnifying glass . |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Thank you ladies and Rawk
As for you squirt and the cheeky bride - I'll get help aye yer needing help
Not sure anyone's up to giving him the help he needs "
Sounds like a job for _urse ratshit |
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"Thank you ladies and Rawk
As for you squirt and the cheeky bride - I'll get help aye yer needing help
Not sure anyone's up to giving him the help he needs
Sounds like a job for _urse ratshit "
Best idea yet |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I'm just as daft!
A couple of years ago when doing the dishes I was trying to get the sponge scourer to the bottom of the inside of the glass by forcing my hand in the glass! Heard a popping sound as the glass shattered with my hand inside it!
Left a pretty deep cut that wouldn't stop bleeding.....I thought I'd be fine if I just kept a dishcloth wrapped around my finger till it stopped bleeding....but my gf at the time decided to phone nhs 24 because I'm not a doctor!
One trip to A n E n a couple of stitches later n it was fine.....dozy bastard that I am!  |
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