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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago
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Let's talk random shit because I'm bored with the moans 
Post all your random rubbish and talk gibberish all in one handy thread. Use it to vent that your supermarket didn't have the right cake or that your coffee was cold or just to admit that you love boobs  |
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"Apparently I'm no fun and too stuck up as I rejected a guy for repeatedly sending me cock pics."
What a tosspot.
Thread contribution : silver toast racks are the most useless object ever conceived. Let's make an expensive stand that does the exact same thing as a plate, but *only* for slices of toast. Meanwhile let's make it out of a highly conductive material and expose each slice's entire surface area to the ambient room temperature so they go cold as quickly as humanly possible. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"silver toast racks are the most useless object ever conceived. Let's make an expensive stand that does the exact same thing as a plate, but *only* for slices of toast. Meanwhile let's make it out of a highly conductive material and expose each slice's entire surface area to the ambient room temperature so they go cold as quickly as humanly possible. "
Not quite the most useless thing ever concieved, as my contender for that title I give you.....
....diet water!! Yes it does actually exist and for some unknown reason people do buy it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"silver toast racks are the most useless object ever conceived. Let's make an expensive stand that does the exact same thing as a plate, but *only* for slices of toast. Meanwhile let's make it out of a highly conductive material and expose each slice's entire surface area to the ambient room temperature so they go cold as quickly as humanly possible.
Not quite the most useless thing ever concieved, as my contender for that title I give you.....
....diet water!! Yes it does actually exist and for some unknown reason people do buy it."
is that the black water stuff? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is this not a rant thread in a different disguise ?? 
French fancies. ...imagine the supermarket being out of French fancies  "
What's wrong with Scottish Fancies? Bloody west end snobs....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love boobs ( might get myself a new pair soon )
Wish didn't have to defuzz so often body hair is a pest 
I love boobies"
I love boobs to although apart from my own I don't get to feel enough...ducks I hate ducks this war is taking it's toll I need a wingperson to help me in my quest but everyone wants to feed the ducks.i have to kill them afore they dominate the world...im lonely in my quest and you are all scaredy of the duck masters |
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"I love boobs ( might get myself a new pair soon )
Wish didn't have to defuzz so often body hair is a pest
I love boobies
I love boobs to although apart from my own I don't get to feel enough...ducks I hate ducks this war is taking it's toll I need a wingperson to help me in my quest but everyone wants to feed the ducks.i have to kill them afore they dominate the world...im lonely in my quest and you are all scaredy of the duck masters"
I'll eat as many as I can if their in a nice duck curry |
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"I love boobs ( might get myself a new pair soon )
Wish didn't have to defuzz so often body hair is a pest
I love boobies
I love boobs to although apart from my own I don't get to feel enough...ducks I hate ducks this war is taking it's toll I need a wingperson to help me in my quest but everyone wants to feed the ducks.i have to kill them afore they dominate the world...im lonely in my quest and you are all scaredy of the duck masters
I'll eat as many as I can if their in a nice duck curry "
No no no even in death the duck dna is dominant...have you not seen the duck pouts'..they all ate duck.....kill the ducks and burn them |
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Feeling bit daft when ignoring someones texts and thinking haha its cool they wont know im blanking them only for them to whats app me to say uve been online for a hour why u ignoring my texts lol
After a quick 5 min of aww fuck all i could come up with is my signals down only working as im on wifi at min so not got ur texts
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I love boobs ( might get myself a new pair soon )
Wish didn't have to defuzz so often body hair is a pest
I love boobies
I love boobs to although apart from my own I don't get to feel enough...ducks I hate ducks this war is taking it's toll I need a wingperson to help me in my quest but everyone wants to feed the ducks.i have to kill them afore they dominate the world...im lonely in my quest and you are all scaredy of the duck masters
I'll eat as many as I can if their in a nice duck curry
No no no even in death the duck dna is dominant...have you not seen the duck pouts'..they all ate duck.....kill the ducks and burn them"
I think your quest may already be Donald Ducked  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Love ladies boobs, bums, curves, wobbly bits, tiger stripes.....
Basically, I love ladies of all shapes and sizes "
And...bloody glad we are for it, Furry!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Im nearly home. I'm going to revel in the football result from last night by watching the highlights that I recorded
Wait there's no rant. Sorry. Um......
Bloody students!!
Mr J |
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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago
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I've had a rubbish night. My car is looking a bit bashed. I'm not long home from work its been a 14 hour day.
There is no one to hug me and tell me tomorrow will be better.
And I've been given a massive lecture by my aunt.
Do I win a prize?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jelly tots and ice cream are great together
You told me it was Jelly Tits... 
You weren't meant to tell everyone
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You should have patented it when I said. |
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I sometimes pop home from work for lunch and regularly get incandescent with rage that I can't park on my street for commuters using my road as a park and ride. It's minor I know but it irrationally infuriates me to the point of swearing loudly every time. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I need a fucking rant! Broke my fucking wrist yesterday, all in all this is the combined 8th time Iv broken either my right wrist or my right hand. Now whilst I'm fine to use my left for work and to write etc there's two things that I always forget were the hardest to do. One is making a cup of tea! Seriously try it, use your other hand to fill the kettle and pour it then do the milk etc. Messy.
The other is wiping my arse after a plop, again I suggest you try it (your own arse not mine). Nearly fell off the pan this morning, balance was like that of a newly born giraffe... |
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"I need a fucking rant! Broke my fucking wrist yesterday, all in all this is the combined 8th time Iv broken either my right wrist or my right hand. Now whilst I'm fine to use my left for work and to write etc there's two things that I always forget were the hardest to do. One is making a cup of tea! Seriously try it, use your other hand to fill the kettle and pour it then do the milk etc. Messy.
The other is wiping my arse after a plop, again I suggest you try it (your own arse not mine). Nearly fell off the pan this morning, balance was like that of a newly born giraffe..."
But congrats on some excellent typing... but maybe you are kinna good at one handed typing anyway |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I need a fucking rant! Broke my fucking wrist yesterday, all in all this is the combined 8th time Iv broken either my right wrist or my right hand. Now whilst I'm fine to use my left for work and to write etc there's two things that I always forget were the hardest to do. One is making a cup of tea! Seriously try it, use your other hand to fill the kettle and pour it then do the milk etc. Messy.
The other is wiping my arse after a plop, again I suggest you try it (your own arse not mine). Nearly fell off the pan this morning, balance was like that of a newly born giraffe..."
I'm sorry but I laughed! I broke my fingers once and I swear the worst bit was the after toilet cleaning! That and continually forgetting I had broken fingers and attempting to use them causing extreme pain!
By the way, what the hell are you doing to break it 8 times!?! Do you not learn from your mistakes!? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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But congrats on some excellent typing... but maybe you are kinna good at one handed typing anyway "
I may have occasionally browsed the interwebs videos with my left hand whilst my right was busy.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I'm sorry but I laughed! I broke my fingers once and I swear the worst bit was the after toilet cleaning! That and continually forgetting I had broken fingers and attempting to use them causing extreme pain!
By the way, what the hell are you doing to break it 8 times!?! Do you not learn from your mistakes!?"
The wrist and hand are just very weak with the damages over the years,
1 - broke knuckle when I was a ned at 13
2 - broke wrist when saving a penalty (don't laugh)
3 - broke wrist in judo
4 - broke wrist at work by a fall
5 - broke 9 bones in my right hand, I now have a pin in place
6 - small bone breaks in the hand (hadn't properly healed)
7 - fracture to wrist after having to slam the brakes on the car (seriously Urgh)
8 - 2 small bones at the ball joint  break when I picked up my tool bag, just snapped.
Nurse said to me yesterday that if I was a dog the bet would just amputate the paw!!! Then I'd never get to wipe my arse properly! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Today I have mostly been a domestic goddess
Sorry about that!
You could have popped over to do the hoovering. ....I would have made you a cuppa  "
Don't be silly, everybody knows the the instructions for hoovers are written in woman, and men can't translate it! |
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