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"Hi folks, how are we all? Any ladies in the Fife area like a man in uniform? Maybe a subway or McDonald's outfit? Or better still a fireman or soldier :p"
McDonald's, only if they have big whopper
Subway, only if they do what Dom wants
Fireman, only if they like watersport
Soldier, only if they like dipping into the yoke
Policeman, only if they use their truncheon properly
Priest, only if opposite sex
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hi folks, how are we all? Any ladies in the Fife area like a man in uniform? Maybe a subway or McDonald's outfit? Or better still a fireman or soldier :p
McDonald's, only if they have big whopper
Subway, only if they do what Dom wants
Fireman, only if they like watersport
Soldier, only if they like dipping into the yoke
Policeman, only if they use their truncheon properly
Priest, only if opposite sex
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your whopper joke was almost funny but thats burger king  |
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"Hi folks, how are we all? Any ladies in the Fife area like a man in uniform? Maybe a subway or McDonald's outfit? Or better still a fireman or soldier :p
McDonald's, only if they have big whopper
Subway, only if they do what Dom wants
Fireman, only if they like watersport
Soldier, only if they like dipping into the yoke
Policeman, only if they use their truncheon properly
Priest, only if opposite sex
your whopper joke was almost funny but thats burger king "
Funny I though that wasn't correct, both diners are not place I frequent so was not certain, as they say learn something new everyday, thank you for educating me on this day, I will forever be grateful to you and your teacher. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hi folks, how are we all? Any ladies in the Fife area like a man in uniform? Maybe a subway or McDonald's outfit? Or better still a fireman or soldier :p
McDonald's, only if they have big whopper
Subway, only if they do what Dom wants
Fireman, only if they like watersport
Soldier, only if they like dipping into the yoke
Policeman, only if they use their truncheon properly
Priest, only if opposite sex
your whopper joke was almost funny but thats burger king
Funny I though that wasn't correct, both diners are not place I frequent so was not certain, as they say learn something new everyday, thank you for educating me on this day, I will forever be grateful to you and your teacher. "
 you are most welcome sir and madam.
Nah it was funny just had to correct that |
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"What about the most hated uniform jobs. Like a parking attendant lol"
No I would not even fuck them with your cock, I always said I would never do animals and they are under this category |
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"What about the most hated uniform jobs. Like a parking attendant lol
No I would not even fuck them with your cock, I always said I would never do animals and they are under this category "
They are just doing their job.
Don't want a ticket - don't park where you shouldn't.
Simple.
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"What about the most hated uniform jobs. Like a parking attendant lol
No I would not even fuck them with your cock, I always said I would never do animals and they are under this category "
Only upholding the law. If you weren't parked illegally you wouldn't get a ticket simples  |
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"What about the most hated uniform jobs. Like a parking attendant lol
No I would not even fuck them with your cock, I always said I would never do animals and they are under this category
They are just doing their job.
That sounds too sensible lol. Just because they are too lazy to find a parking place and park legally is no excuse to whine about getting a ticket.
Don't want a ticket - don't park where you shouldn't.
Simple.
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"In Scotland a police officer has a baton and not a truncheon.
It is also 22 inches long just in case you feel the need to ask.
Here endeth the public information service."
I think I need to get my tape measure out just to be sure.  |
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