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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Post a status update for the person above,they in turn must keep it as their status for 1 hour

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By *vbride1963TV/TS over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Thanks to Eddie Stobart for helping me move

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Going for new rigger boots today.

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By *ndykayMan over a year ago

Falkirk

Sick of doing bloody handstands

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sick of doing bloody handstands

Going to get my chest waxed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Searching for the most sensual kisser on FAB. Is it you?

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By *vbride1963TV/TS over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

[Removed by poster at 06/04/16 13:17:59]

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By *vbride1963TV/TS over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

[Removed by poster at 06/04/16 13:18:30]

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By *vbride1963TV/TS over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

I'm not a time waster honest

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm actually a guy...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anyone fancy a cheese ham and onion toasty

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hand up if you use rightguard

(Remove your profile fom hidden)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm not a time waster honest

Hahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hand up if you use rightguard

(Remove your profile fom hidden)"

Done

I don't know why but folk seem to see right through me...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm not a time waster honest

You do know that revenge will be mine, Steph!

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By *ndykayMan over a year ago

Falkirk

I love grumpy old men

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By *vbride1963TV/TS over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

I love grumpy old folk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love boobs

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By *ndykayMan over a year ago

Falkirk

[Removed by poster at 06/04/16 15:19:39]

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By *ndykayMan over a year ago

Falkirk

I love hairy chests

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I love hairy chests

"
I've burnt out the ladyshave on my chest

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By *ndykayMan over a year ago

Falkirk

I LOVE EDDIE STOBART

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I LOVE EDDIE STOBART

Any ladies got any tips for my shaving rash??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I LOVE EDDIE STOBART

Any ladies got any tips for my shaving rash?? "

Ah, goan,goan, goan, father!

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By *ndykayMan over a year ago

Falkirk

I'm meeting now - but only on a day with a Y in it

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By *enfreddyMan over a year ago

Edinburgh

(Taken from profile because i love it)

**give me a cuppa and cake and I'm all yours**

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"(Taken from profile because i love it)

**give me a cuppa and cake and I'm all yours**"

I can't remember if my name is Ben or Freddy but you can call me anything just kiss me...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"(Taken from profile because i love it)

**give me a cuppa and cake and I'm all yours**

I can't remember if my name is Ben or Freddy but you can call me anything just kiss me..."
DRINK,WOMEN,FEEEECCCKKK

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By *ndykayMan over a year ago

Falkirk

I'm a short ass who does what his wife tells him

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I will never eat another cake in my puff

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 06/04/16 20:30:22]

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By *issBehavingxxWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

"I will never eat another cake in my puff "

Looking for guys with huge cocks. I want proof. A pic with a proper ruler or measuring tape

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By *ndykayMan over a year ago

Falkirk

Small cocks only need apply

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Any one got a spare set of anal beeds

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By *vbride1963TV/TS over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

[Removed by poster at 06/04/16 21:04:04]

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By *issBehavingxxWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

"Small cocks only need apply

Ladies... show me your fruit and veg filled Vag

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By *ab femWoman over a year ago

Ayrshire

"Small cocks only need apply

Ladies... show me your fruit and veg filled Vag

I'm looking for love. Who wants to marry me? I've got the dress

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By *ndykayMan over a year ago

Falkirk

Only message me if you have sheep

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fun at my office now

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By *ndykayMan over a year ago

Falkirk

I want REAL men only

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By *issBehavingxxWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

"Small cocks only need apply

Ladies... show me your fruit and veg filled Vag

I'm looking for love. Who wants to marry me? I've got the dress "

I need to wait an hour...

If youre a psychotic, stalky, all round strange one... Mail me.. I'd LOVE to meet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I want balls big hairy dangly balls on Ma forehead

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By *issBehavingxxWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

"I want balls big hairy dangly balls on Ma forehead "

want balls big hairy dangly balls on Ma forehead

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I want balls big hairy dangly balls on Ma forehead "

I'm bottom top only apply within

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By *issBehavingxxWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

"I want balls big hairy dangly balls on Ma forehead

I'm bottom top only apply within

What does a woman have to do to get a double facial on the site!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I want balls big hairy dangly balls on Ma forehead

I'm bottom top only apply within

What does a woman have to do to get a double facial on the site!!!!"
DLT would be my fantasy shag

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By *vbride1963TV/TS over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Me and Furry need five more dwarfs to keep Snow White happy

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By *ndykayMan over a year ago

Falkirk

[Removed by poster at 06/04/16 21:42:42]

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By *ndykayMan over a year ago

Falkirk

How I wish mine was as big as DLTs and furrys

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I shagged Mr kipling

I had cravings

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By *issBehavingxxWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

"I shagged Mr kipling

I had cravings

Damn.. cant put this cucumber in tomorrows sandwiches after where its just been

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I shagged Mr kipling

I had cravings

Damn.. cant put this cucumber in tomorrows sandwiches after where its just been "

I want to sit on someone's face right now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just been double teamed by DLT and furry

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By *ustcantgetenuf50Woman over a year ago

Glasgow

"I shagged Mr kipling

I had cravings

Damn.. cant put this cucumber in tomorrows sandwiches after where its just been

I want to sit on someone's face right now "

My nipples are itchy, who will scratch them for me?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I shagged Mr kipling

I had cravings

Damn.. cant put this cucumber in tomorrows sandwiches after where its just been

I want to sit on someone's face right now

My nipples are itchy, who will scratch them for me?

Could really do with a fisting in the bum!

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By *ndykayMan over a year ago

Falkirk

"Just been double teamed by DLT and furry

Need 6 hunky men, a sausage and dessert

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By *ustcantgetenuf50Woman over a year ago

Glasgow

"I shagged Mr kipling

I had cravings

Damn.. cant put this cucumber in tomorrows sandwiches after where its just been

I want to sit on someone's face right now

My nipples are itchy, who will scratch them for me?

Could really do with a fisting in the bum! "

Lol I've just put on my status update , cheers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm 5 short of a gang bang

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm 5 short of a gang bang "

Sitting with a flake up my chocolate box

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm a spy for fbi come say hi

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By *lawless doveWoman over a year ago

bothwell

Can I have some prawn crackers

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By *ndykayMan over a year ago

Falkirk

I'm not shagging any under 40s

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By *lawless doveWoman over a year ago

bothwell

"I'm not shagging any under 40s

Done

For you "time to shave the chest hair"

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By *ndykayMan over a year ago

Falkirk

All I want is messages with hairy cock pics

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm a spy for fbi come say hi"

Loving this bareback lifestyle x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Need to get my gran back on here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Show me yer boaby!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Show me yer boaby!!! "
I'm officially a diesel queen

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Show me yer boaby!!! I'm officially a diesel queen

I love dogging wi ma Stobart bro's n ho's

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By *ndykayMan over a year ago

Falkirk

[Removed by poster at 07/04/16 11:50:30]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The chest waxing stole all my words.....

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By *ndykayMan over a year ago

Falkirk

Lorry drivers make better lovers than any other men

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mines is tiny. DLT's is huge!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There's a man hanging out my bottom.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There's a man hanging out my bottom.

There's a man hanging out my bottom

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There's a man hanging out my bottom.

There's a man hanging out my bottom

Hoist, by my own petard...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There's a man hanging out my bottom.

There's a man hanging out my bottom

Anyone want to dig for fossils?

(Revenge is sweet, Mrs D!)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There's a man hanging out my bottom.

There's a man hanging out my bottom

Anyone want to dig for fossils?

(Revenge is sweet, Mrs D!)"

Looking for someone to fuck me hard and fast prefferebly big

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By *ndykayMan over a year ago

Falkirk

Only looking for 42 year old men with hairy chests for unlimited sex sessions

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Only looking for 42 year old men with hairy chests for unlimited sex sessions

Only looking for hung men to take my anal virginity in a gangbang

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Only looking for 42 year old men with hairy chests for unlimited sex sessions

Only looking for hung men to take my anal virginity in a gangbang

Looking to be taken by the cast of Time Team...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Looking for someone to fuck my face

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Looking for someone to fuck my face "

(I'll update in 11 minutes)

Looking for a wasps nest to stick in my pants.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Looking for someone to fuck my face

(I'll update in 11 minutes)

Looking for a wasps nest to stick in my pants."

I'm a real genuine bullshitter.

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By *ndykayMan over a year ago

Falkirk

All I want in my inbox is cock pics

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"All I want in my inbox is cock pics

I like my men hairy.

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By *ndykayMan over a year ago

Falkirk

I like my men hairy and hung

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wondered about some of the strange statuses I'd seen lol

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By *ndykayMan over a year ago

Falkirk

We aren't Devils - we are boring and 77

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We aren't Devils - we are boring and 77

DLT is better hung than me

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By *ndykayMan over a year ago

Falkirk

I'm really 67 and a dude

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Free taxi service tonight!

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By *ndykayMan over a year ago

Falkirk

I want 15 guys to unload over my boobs tomorrow lunchtime

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By *ripleXrateDWoman over a year ago

Ayrshire

Need a good chest waxer

Xxxx

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By *ripleXrateDWoman over a year ago

Ayrshire

That was supposed to say need a good chest waxing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm the bee's knees

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm the bee's knees"

Who wants to cream my horn

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By *ndykayMan over a year ago

Falkirk

I love my primark underwear

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You meany! Thats mostly ann summers in my pics

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I love my primark underwear

Just tried to re-create american pie with a victoria sponge ... Cream everywhere

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I need handers getting out ma undies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Does my cock look big in this!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Does my cock look big in this!!"

I wear string vests

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I need a nice big pole to slide down, can anyone help?

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By *vbride1963TV/TS over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Four weeks and not enough cock picks in my inbox

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love licking cream off bums

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Four weeks and not enough cock picks in my inbox

I did laugh at your cruelty!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I love licking cream off bums

Looking to meet right now, must be willing to wear latex

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love bald men, balder the better

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I love licking cream off bums

Looking to meet right now, must be willing to wear latex"

Want to see all the hairy down below guys! Send the pics in pls I'm so horny xxxx

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By *ortland51Man over a year ago

Glasgow

I want to be covered head to toe in tomato ketchup and have it licked off my body.

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By *ab femWoman over a year ago

Ayrshire

I'm _ab fems bitch

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By *vbride1963TV/TS over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

I'm Tvbride's bitch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm portlands shoe buffer

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By *enfreddyMan over a year ago

Edinburgh

The more the merrier

yum yum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is anyone else turned on by toilet brushes?

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By *enfreddyMan over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Is anyone else turned on by toilet brushes? "

Or is it just me and ben??

#shareabrush

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I love licking cream off bums

Looking to meet right now, must be willing to wear latex

Want to see all the hairy down below guys! Send the pics in pls I'm so horny xxxx"

thanks you cruel bitch

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By *ab femWoman over a year ago

Ayrshire

Still looking for a decent shag on here

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By *enfreddyMan over a year ago

Edinburgh

Knit me a gimp mask im all yours

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bend me over and ride me cowboy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Best teabagging ever, you know who you are

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Click my lit.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sick my duck

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By *enfreddyMan over a year ago

Edinburgh

Nuck my sipples

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get in ma belly!!!

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By *enfreddyMan over a year ago

Edinburgh

Get in ma bum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Get in ma bum

Haha great comeback

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By *enfreddyMan over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Get in ma bum

Haha great comeback

;)

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Get in ma bum

Haha great comeback

;)"

"What word should I shave into my chest hair?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Get in ma bum

Haha great comeback

;)

"What word should I shave into my chest hair?""

I'm always standing in the corner, I must be very naughty!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Get in ma bum

Haha great comeback

;)

"What word should I shave into my chest hair?"

I'm always standing in the corner, I must be very naughty!"

I escaped the Death Star

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Get in ma bum

Haha great comeback

;)

"What word should I shave into my chest hair?"

I'm always standing in the corner, I must be very naughty!

I escaped the Death Star

I love shoe-kaki parties!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can't find my phone or computer. Someone help me. Oh wait a minute, silly me!

Mr J

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By *enfreddyMan over a year ago

Edinburgh

Sick of making cake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can bend over and touch my toes wanna see

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By *enfreddyMan over a year ago

Edinburgh

I like watching guys bend over to touch their toes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why when I bring my dishes out of dishwasher they are always covered in pubic hair!?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 09/04/16 09:25:46]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Looking for a meet small cocks only need apply

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By *issBehavingxxWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

"Looking for a meet small cocks only need apply

Off to A&E.... Squirted on my wand and electrocuted myself

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By *vbride1963TV/TS over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Looking for a dinky winky for the weekend

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Looking for a dinky winky for the weekend

Please don't let me end up like Miss Havisham!

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