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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Hi all was wondering with etiquette how d*unk is too d*unk

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By *ndykayMan over a year ago

Falkirk

When you can't stand up, make any sense or focus

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Think that's my problem I agree

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By *akedninjaMan over a year ago

edinburgh

Too d*unk is when you wake up out of a coma years later in a sketchy foreign country with no recollection of how you got there and missing a kidney

or to the lesser extent if you shit,piss and vomit all over yourself and wake up in a coffin on top of a friend/family member the morning after a wake/funeral....or worse still 6 feet under....now that's next level alcoholism in practice

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By *ndykayMan over a year ago

Falkirk

"Too d*unk is when you wake up out of a coma years later in a sketchy foreign country with no recollection of how you got there and missing a kidney

So that's where you were last year ninj

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Too d*unk for me is usually after a few tequilas

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you get on top and realise you are dizzy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Too d*unk is when you wake up out of a coma years later in a sketchy foreign country with no recollection of how you got there and missing a kidney

Is this the voice of experience speaking?

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By *oobsandballsMan over a year ago

st andrews

Are you referring to whilst swinging, OP?

We won't play with anyone who is clearly pissed - if they can't stand up, they slur their words or any d*unken behaviour.

I'm also reluctant to play with younger guys who've been drinking quite a bit, as I don't enjoy being skullfucked due to their inability to sustain an erection.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Was just meaning in general after my weekend of drink . Can see what you are saying though don't sound nice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Was just meaning in general after my weekend of drink . Can see what you are saying though don't sound nice "

If your anything like me I don't drink often the hangovers are far too brutal.

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By *ortland51Man over a year ago

Glasgow

If you aren't aware of the answer to this, then you probably ought not to be drinking.

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By *akedninjaMan over a year ago

edinburgh

Possibly the reason I don't drink

prevention is better than cure!

"Too d*unk is when you wake up out of a coma years later in a sketchy foreign country with no recollection of how you got there and missing a kidney

Is this the voice of experience speaking?

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By *akedninjaMan over a year ago

edinburgh

That's what drinking full proof rum in the Caribbean with some pirates of the Caribbean can lead to

"Too d*unk is when you wake up out of a coma years later in a sketchy foreign country with no recollection of how you got there and missing a kidney

Is this the voice of experience speaking?

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By *anSusieCouple over a year ago

Midlothian

The old saying:everybody likes a drink nobody likes a d*unk

is very true in swinging.That goes for both men and women!!!Instant turn off for us.

(susie)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There's always a song lyric... right now am thinking... perhaps appropriately... Madness... One Step Beyond

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There's always a song lyric... right now am thinking... perhaps appropriately... Madness... One Step Beyond

"...He drinks a whiskey drink,

He drinks a vodka drink,

He drinks a lager drink,

He drinks a cider drink... "

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