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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dick pics, one liners, last minute meets, pissed on, farted on, called names, given diseases and stood up.
Now your sorted, away and have fun my good fellow |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dick pics, one liners, last minute meets, pissed on, farted on, called names, given diseases and stood up.
Now your sorted, away and have fun my good fellow"
PMSL  |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"should have realised not to be too serious in my expectations ... lol
I mean tea at half time ?? I mean tea !!
ffs ! lol  "
And cake!! 
What??? It's happened before and it will happen again I'm sure  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yorkshire tea at half time is what I want 
Only trouble is she means half time from a Yorkshire cricket match "
I had to stop going to watch Yorkshire play as every time I went they lost  
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"just exactly is it that a woman wants ?? seriously coming back as a female !! lol  "
Even then I suspect you still won't find out as you'll be changing your mind every 5 minutes. Just go with chocolate and wine. |
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By *uncity1 OP Man
over a year ago
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hahahaha ....
still no definitive answer ?
guess its one of those questions where there is no answer ?
I do find that female profiles can be so contradictive and intimidating ....confusion follows !! lol |
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You better shape up
'Cause I need a man
And my heart is set on you
You better shape up
You better understand
To my heart I must be true
Nothing left
Nothing left for me to do
You're the one that I want
Oo-oo-oo, honey
The one that I want
Oo-oo-oo, honey
The one that I want
Oo-oo-oo, the one I need
Oh, yes, indeed |
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"now your just being nawty !!
still doesn't answer my original question ?
the enigma that is the female mind !!
aaaaaarrrrgh !!
lol"
me nawty ? NEVA LOL
we just want the same as you red bloodied men  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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They want me to stop fighting the duck hoard and meet them.but priorities must come 1st the ducks will never stop trying for world domination and I will never give up the good fight on behalf of my fellow fabbers  |
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"well I think I'm pretty open about what I would like ....
women seem to hold all the aces and abuse their use ..
or maybe I'm just being paranoid ?
no mirrors in my house lol"
you come across as a nice man so just keep being you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd like 4 men in a Forrest with me for hours . Loads of rope blind folds a whip a cane and a few great imaginations
But the next day ill more than likely want a bubble bath cup of tea and a caramel wafer
See were not that complicated  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We want the men of fab forums to realise that we aren't all the same. We are each individual and delicate like beautiful snowflakes, and they should stop fucking assuming we all want the same things |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" You better shape up
'Cause I need a man
And my heart is set on you
You better shape up
You better understand
To my heart I must be true
Nothing left
Nothing left for me to do
You're the one that I want
Oo-oo-oo, honey
The one that I want
Oo-oo-oo, honey
The one that I want
Oo-oo-oo, the one I need
Oh, yes, indeed "
Haw You !1
Your Taking This Too Far
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tonight I'd like a back rub.
Tomorrow id like something else.
We are so good at variety "
Do me a favour .. ?
Let me know what your doing in the last week in September in 2018 ..It might be a Saturday x
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd like 4 men in a Forrest with me for hours . Loads of rope blind folds a whip a cane and a few great imaginations
But the next day ill more than likely want a bubble bath cup of tea and a caramel wafer
See were not that complicated "
Go Geez Peece x
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" You better shape up
'Cause I need a man
And my heart is set on you
You better shape up
You better understand
To my heart I must be true
Nothing left
Nothing left for me to do
You're the one that I want
Oo-oo-oo, honey
The one that I want
Oo-oo-oo, honey
The one that I want
Oo-oo-oo, the one I need
Oh, yes, indeed
Haw You !1
Your Taking This Too Far
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hunni the one that I want Oo Oo |
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