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missing dildos

By *eenonfun2 OP Couple over a year ago

Glasgow

Family coming today and 2 inquisitive young nephews. Trouble is i have misplaced 2 dildos the other day. Dont know where they are. Have checked drawers and everywhere i can think of. Knowing my luck my nephews will find within 3mins of coming and produce them in front of everyone lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Retrace your steps. What were you doing when you last saw them...

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Have you checked they ain't still inserted

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By *r and Mrs SnogalotCouple over a year ago

Glasgow

Moment of orgasm they flew out the window and are now chugging their way towards helensburough!!!

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By *eenonfun2 OP Couple over a year ago

Glasgow

I washed them after a heavy session lol....and our (adult) playroom is already out of bounds to my nephews -for obvious reasons like our swing etc.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have you looked in the dishwasher?

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By *ndykayMan over a year ago

Falkirk

Check the fridge.....down the sofa.....under the mattress.....in the airing cupboard......potting shed......rabbits cage......

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By *eenonfun2 OP Couple over a year ago

Glasgow

Only my glass one in the dishwasher

. Panic over. Found them right at the back of our bondage drawer. Phew. Both of us looked in that drawer several times since wednesday . Maybe thd dildo fairy borrowed them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd give them a quick wash again then...

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By *dlilbumCouple over a year ago

Aviemore and regularly visit Glasgow

The sex toy sweep round the house is always a must before friends and family arrive! Haha.

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