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By *ndykay OP   Man  over a year ago

Falkirk

The guy you're working with has never heard of Haynes car manuals

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By *ndykay OP   Man  over a year ago

Falkirk

You remember 1/2 penny mojos

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You still call starburst... Opal fruits ...

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Your watching porn and thinking F**k me that bed looks comfy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Your terrified to pay for things 'contactless'

Freaks me the fuck out!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Your terrified to pay for things 'contactless'

Freaks me the fuck out!"

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By *wiftieeMan  over a year ago

near Glasgow


"The guy you're working with has never heard of Haynes car manuals "

Never heard of them either Andy??

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By *ndykay OP   Man  over a year ago

Falkirk


"The guy you're working with has never heard of Haynes car manuals

Never heard of them either Andy?? "

Nice try!!!

I actually knew Mrs Haynes. She used to live in the same village as my grandparents

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By *ustcantgetenuf50Woman  over a year ago

Glasgow

You have nickers older than some of the guys on fab

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You are recruiting new staff and the applicants were born after you left school

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Your considering asking for a tumble drier for your 30th x

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By *olly Gentle GiantMan  over a year ago

Glenrothes

A gallon of petrol was 50 pence

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By *ustcantgetenuf50Woman  over a year ago

Glasgow

People look at you as if your mad when you tell them you used to go to Saltcoats for your summer holidays

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You gravitate towards the "comfort fit" shoe racks....

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By *ary_ArgyllMan  over a year ago

Argyll

The coppers all look like kids

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Text speak is a whole new unfathomable language

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The teenager at the front of the queue lets you on the bus first.

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"The guy you're working with has never heard of Haynes car manuals "

Didn't know who David Bowie was

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By *ustforalaugh1Man  over a year ago

Glasgow

You grunt or groan every time you stand up / sit down / bend over!

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By *ustcantgetenuf50Woman  over a year ago

Glasgow

When u have only heard of 2 out of the 6 nominations for British solo male singer at the Brits

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"You grunt or groan every time you stand up / sit down / bend over!

"

can relate to this ....or worse when you're moaning and groaning on a meet and not for pleasure reasons but every time you need to change position lol

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By *ayjay218Man  over a year ago

Aberdeen

You jump for the remote when the Brits come on!!!

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By *ustcantgetenuf50Woman  over a year ago

Glasgow


"You grunt or groan every time you stand up / sit down / bend over!

can relate to this ....or worse when you're moaning and groaning on a meet and not for pleasure reasons but every time you need to change position lol "

I've heard u doing this x

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"You grunt or groan every time you stand up / sit down / bend over!

can relate to this ....or worse when you're moaning and groaning on a meet and not for pleasure reasons but every time you need to change position lol

I've heard u doing this x"

Oi you shhhhhhhhhh

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By *yldstyleWoman  over a year ago

A world of my own

You remember getting 10 sweets in a 10p mix bag

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By *yldstyleWoman  over a year ago

A world of my own

And when you don't know who some of the brit nominees are

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By *ndykay OP   Man  over a year ago

Falkirk


"You remember getting 10 sweets in a 10p mix bag "

You aren't that old are you? Only 10?

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By *ndykay OP   Man  over a year ago

Falkirk

[Removed by poster at 24/02/16 20:50:07]

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By *eterjamesmcMan  over a year ago

glasgow

You have to sit down to put your socks on.

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By *ustforalaugh1Man  over a year ago

Glasgow


"You have to sit down to put your socks on."

PMSL!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You remember getting 10 sweets in a 10p mix bag

You aren't that old are you? Only 10? "

20....ah those were the days

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By *p4funduoCouple  over a year ago

Edinburgh

u can't find ur seeks in the morning and walk around blind looking for them?

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By *p4funduoCouple  over a year ago

Edinburgh

and u post without reading! lol x

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By *ndykay OP   Man  over a year ago

Falkirk


"and u post without reading! lol x"

And autocorrect didn't exist in your teens

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By *ndykay OP   Man  over a year ago

Falkirk


"You remember getting 10 sweets in a 10p mix bag

You aren't that old are you? Only 10?

20....ah those were the days"

yep

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When tomorrow's meet hadn't started primary school by the time you left high school

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

6d got a quarter of cola cubes or many others .

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By *ensual temptressWoman  over a year ago

Southampton

When research for homework projects meant you went out to the library .

Oil of olay was oil of ulay and cif was jiff lol

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By *ustcantgetenuf50Woman  over a year ago

Glasgow


"6d got a quarter of cola cubes or many others . "

What is 6d ?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"6d got a quarter of cola cubes or many others .

What is 6d ? "

its no dildos if that's what you're thinking lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"And when you don't know who some of the brit nominees are "

Some? Any!

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"6d got a quarter of cola cubes or many others .

What is 6d ? its no dildos if that's what you're thinking lol "

Decimilisation was in 1971 so mist 50 year olds should remember old money

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By *urlyShirtyMan  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"You still call starburst... Opal fruits ..."

And Snickers Marathon.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When your favourite sweet from the van was a golden cup.

Or your maw would send you out with a bowl for four scoops of ice cream to make ice drinks.

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By *urlyShirtyMan  over a year ago

Edinburgh

When somebody says you sound like their dad only to work out you're older than their father.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When your favourite sweet from the van was a golden cup.

Or your maw would send you out with a bowl for four scoops of ice cream to make ice drinks. "

Ooh golden cups! I'd do things for one of those!

Like wash dishes or something

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When Ajax was for cleaning the bath, not a football team. Or if you're really old... vim!

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By *ustforalaugh1Man  over a year ago

Glasgow


"When your favourite sweet from the van was a golden cup.

Or your maw would send you out with a bowl for four scoops of ice cream to make ice drinks.

Ooh golden cups! I'd do things for one of those!

Like wash dishes or something "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By *argaidMan  over a year ago

glasgow

When the toffee in Curly Wurlys was hard enough to break your teeth and for a certain well-known Scottish newsreader to use as a dildo. Allegedly.

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By *rixi DevineWoman  over a year ago

Dundee


"Your considering asking for a tumble drier for your 30th x"

i asked for a tumble dryer for my 21st

haha

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When your favourite sweet from the van was a golden cup.

Or your maw would send you out with a bowl for four scoops of ice cream to make ice drinks.

Ooh golden cups! I'd do things for one of those!

Like wash dishes or something "

We're obviously talking about the wee bars here.

Nestle secret bars, Cadbury spira's, when caramel freddos were taz bars. Or when chewy penny cola bottles were thin and not that chubby haribo shite.

The world today is shite. That's it I'm leaving.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When the telly finished at midnight with late call.

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By *uster67uknMan  over a year ago

Glasgow

When your barber spends as much time trimming yer ears n eyebrows as he does cutting yer hair

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By *loki the BoatbuilderMan  over a year ago

Kattegat

When there were only 3 TV Channels, and channel 4 launched as alternative viewing on that Baird telly that took up the whole corner of the room with only six channel buttons, and you had to physically get up off your seatto change channels

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When your favourite sweet from the van was a golden cup.

Or your maw would send you out with a bowl for four scoops of ice cream to make ice drinks.

Ooh golden cups! I'd do things for one of those!

Like wash dishes or something

We're obviously talking about the wee bars here.

Nestle secret bars, Cadbury spira's, when caramel freddos were taz bars. Or when chewy penny cola bottles were thin and not that chubby haribo shite.

The world today is shite. That's it I'm leaving. "

I'm coming with you. To a world filled with secrets and Tudor Spring onion

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By *ripleXrateDWoman  over a year ago

Ayrshire

I wouldn't know im still young lol xxxx

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By *ndykay OP   Man  over a year ago

Falkirk


"I wouldn't know im still young lol xxxx"

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By *ustcantgetenuf50Woman  over a year ago

Glasgow

When a finger of fudge was only 5 p and a milky way was a sweet you can eat between meals without ruining your appetite

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You wake up with the aun splitting the trees and your first thought is.. great day to get a washing out....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When you miss MB bars

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By *gowbhoy4funMan  over a year ago

glasgow


"Your watching porn and thinking F**k me that bed looks comfy "

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

when you remember the coal lorry doing its rounds.

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"When there were only 3 TV Channels, and channel 4 launched as alternative viewing on that Baird telly that took up the whole corner of the room with only six channel buttons, and you had to physically get up off your seatto change channels "

Granada Visionhire Radio Rentals DER Multi Broadcast . Rented telly cause they were to expensive to buy and unreliable so got fixed for nowt when rented , 26 inch was the biggest you got they weighed a ton .

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When your favourite sweet from the van was a golden cup.

Or your maw would send you out with a bowl for four scoops of ice cream to make ice drinks.

Ooh golden cups! I'd do things for one of those!

Like wash dishes or something

We're obviously talking about the wee bars here.

Nestle secret bars, Cadbury spira's, when caramel freddos were taz bars. Or when chewy penny cola bottles were thin and not that chubby haribo shite.

The world today is shite. That's it I'm leaving.

I'm coming with you. To a world filled with secrets and Tudor Spring onion"

Tudor crisps!! And smiths salt n shake. C'mon let's go

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When Etch a Sketch was your first Laptop..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When you could travel into town then out to your favourite football ground and get in and watch a top flight football match, but a programme, a pie and a bovril and still have change off a

Pound

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Remember going to the BB's on a Friday night

Bus fare there was 1d

Collection 1d

Bus home 1d

Bag of chips, bottle of Irn Bru and a Mars Bar cost 5d

Total night out for less than 2 bob ( 10p)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

2 pints of lager and a packet of Cheese & onion for a pound

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Remember going to the BB's on a Friday night

Bus fare there was 1d

Collection 1d

Bus home 1d

Bag of chips, bottle of Irn Bru and a Mars Bar cost 5d

Total night out for less than 2 bob ( 10p) "

Bus fare to the BB? I had to walk 3 miles each way in the dark. (No street lights in farmers fields!). Still got money for collection and a quarter of wine gums though.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I was a lazy wee shite, was a 3 mike round trip for me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I wouldn't know im still young lol xxxx"

Haha you beat me to it

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By *argaidMan  over a year ago

glasgow

When an all-nighter means you manage to sleep through without having to get up for a pee.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When 90s music is nostalgic...

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By *enuineguy99Man  over a year ago

Glasgow area

A tattoo used to cost 14 quid not a140 !!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A gallon of petrol was 50 pence"

You must be a lot older than you say you are

When I started driving 40 years ago petrol was selling at 75p a gallon !!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When there were only 3 TV Channels, and channel 4 launched as alternative viewing on that Baird telly that took up the whole corner of the room with only six channel buttons, and you had to physically get up off your seatto change channels "

Nothing wrong with a bit of exercise

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When you remember when wellies came in one colour. Black.

...and your mother used to cut the toes out of your gym shoes so you'd get extra wear out of them. God, the abuse!!!

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By *976scottMan  over a year ago

North Lanarkshire

You do a bit of manscaping and the bathroom floor looks like you've murdered a skunk!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You need a wee nap mid-afternoon to make it through the day.

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By *eather47Woman  over a year ago

Glasgow

When u cant remember Now what was it i was to remember

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By *eather47Woman  over a year ago

Glasgow

And then u forgot what u had to make it through the day for

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When you had to change the channels on your TV manually from the set

Then now ..you change it from your Mobile Phone.

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