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over a year ago
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Yip been asked to kick the good old jewels lol I declined even though the offer was tempting 
I was asked to fart in a guys mouth....another one I declined  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yip been asked to kick the good old jewels lol I declined even though the offer was tempting
I was asked to fart in a guys mouth....another one I declined "
That's sick. Used panties has been my worst one he got blocked straightaway ew |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A guy on kik wanted me to fuck his dog
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I know i said no way obviously.
He then said he loved all animal porn.
Blocked quickly
That's absolutely revolting. Poor dog.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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On a different site I was asked by an 18yo girl if I'd go to hers & play either daddy daughter or big brother little sister, becuase she was quite short & looked very young she would be wearing her 12yo sisters clothes!!
After I'd finished laughing I told her no not really my thing but she'd maybe find a willing participant on the Gary glitter fan page. She didn't get the joke  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When playing a game in the forums a certain single den who shall remain nameless and is currently dead to me, instructed that I was to place my status as
'Needing a hard cock up my ass'
You can see where this is going. A few emails were fine until one gave me the proper boke. He wanted to fuck my poor little bum and cum up me, then drain me with a cup. A fucking cup!
gives a new meaning to the line 'fancy a cuppa' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Jesus god that was an eye opener reading all the weird things people ask for.
I've been asked for money for sex with a guy
Asphyxiation
Scat & watersports
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He wanted to fuck my poor little bum and cum up me, then drain me with a cup. A fucking cup!
gives a new meaning to the line 'fancy a cuppa'"
Two guys, one cup... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A guy asked me if he could have my used tampon so he could suck on it and put it in the freezer so it would be like an icelolly the vile creature that he is |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A guy asked me if he could have my used tampon so he could suck on it and put it in the freezer so it would be like an icelolly the vile creature that he is "
nae words lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Met a couple on here, she wanted him to Wank me off and cum over her as she played with her self, fusing the 3 some I was lying on my back thinking she was sucking my cock, looked up and her head was not moving but his was lol |
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Had a guy ask me to piss in a funnel system he'd invented. The funnel was for me to piss in, and the tubing attached to the funnel went into his mouth....
I replied saying I'd do it, but could i have 8pints of guiness first?..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had a guy ask me to piss in a funnel system he'd invented. The funnel was for me to piss in, and the tubing attached to the funnel went into his mouth....
I replied saying I'd do it, but could i have 8pints of guiness first?....."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was once asked if she could insert the end of a straw into the eye of my bit so she could suck my cum through it! Couldn't decide if it was really hot or downright bizarre lol |
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over a year ago
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A guy asked for my postcode! Then blocked me when I wouldn't give it as I'm too aggressive for him.
It's so difficult. Sometimes I try and reply to be polite but a lot of guys see that as a green light! I think I'll just stop replying. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A guy asked for my postcode! Then blocked me when I wouldn't give it as I'm too aggressive for him.
It's so difficult. Sometimes I try and reply to be polite but a lot of guys see that as a green light! I think I'll just stop replying. "
Really baffles me why so many people are just so rude, arrogant or both. If that's how they treat you to begin with then they're definitely not worthy of your time and you've at least saved yourself a lot of bother in the long run, but still, that's just not on. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A guy asked for my postcode! Then blocked me when I wouldn't give it as I'm too aggressive for him.
It's so difficult. Sometimes I try and reply to be polite but a lot of guys see that as a green light! I think I'll just stop replying.
Really baffles me why so many people are just so rude, arrogant or both. If that's how they treat you to begin with then they're definitely not worthy of your time and you've at least saved yourself a lot of bother in the long run, but still, that's just not on."
I may have been curt but I really can't see the point in giving out these details when he is not what I am looking for. Plus he was going by the "nearby" thing and I was at work. Anyway if I'm ever rude to anyone on here please understand it's because I'm fed up being nice then getting told I'm a time waster. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A guy asked for my postcode! Then blocked me when I wouldn't give it as I'm too aggressive for him.
It's so difficult. Sometimes I try and reply to be polite but a lot of guys see that as a green light! I think I'll just stop replying.
Really baffles me why so many people are just so rude, arrogant or both. If that's how they treat you to begin with then they're definitely not worthy of your time and you've at least saved yourself a lot of bother in the long run, but still, that's just not on.
I may have been curt but I really can't see the point in giving out these details when he is not what I am looking for. Plus he was going by the "nearby" thing and I was at work. Anyway if I'm ever rude to anyone on here please understand it's because I'm fed up being nice then getting told I'm a time waster. "
To be fair if he'd found out which part of town you live in he may have blocked you and runaway anyway |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A guy asked for my postcode! Then blocked me when I wouldn't give it as I'm too aggressive for him.
It's so difficult. Sometimes I try and reply to be polite but a lot of guys see that as a green light! I think I'll just stop replying.
Really baffles me why so many people are just so rude, arrogant or both. If that's how they treat you to begin with then they're definitely not worthy of your time and you've at least saved yourself a lot of bother in the long run, but still, that's just not on.
I may have been curt but I really can't see the point in giving out these details when he is not what I am looking for. Plus he was going by the "nearby" thing and I was at work. Anyway if I'm ever rude to anyone on here please understand it's because I'm fed up being nice then getting told I'm a time waster.
To be fair if he'd found out which part of town you live in he may have blocked you and runaway anyway "
You be quiet I'm really posh!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just got a message tonight from a couple. Saying that they want to invite me over to watch them fuck, but I can only watch and do nothing, and not only that she wants to hit and degrade me at the same time.
Damn, that's not even BDSM kink that's domestic abuse as a side dish for sex? Flat out said no to them, got blocked as a result. Well good fucking riddance! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Amazing. Ha.
I have a top 3.
1. Said I was hot like his niece but it's ok, she's 18 now.
2. Can I skull fuck you? (My reply: if I can skull fuck you first.)
3. Will you put nappies on me? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Amazing. Ha.
I have a top 3.
1. Said I was hot like his niece but it's ok, she's 18 now.
2. Can I skull fuck you? (My reply: if I can skull fuck you first.)
3. Will you put nappies on me? "
1 & 2 aren't weird they are just plane wrong, number 3, well it takes all sorts, whatever floats your boat |
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1. Been offered £2000 a month to be a guys toy---- politely declined
2. Was asked to kick a guy in the crotch with a pair of shoes of my choice. I opted for my exes parade boots which are steel toe capped - he declined
3. Was offered money for a part in a porn movie to be distributed only in the Far East --- declined
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That tampon ice lolly one is possibly a new low of things ive read on fab
Ive just had the usual money for sex and poop stuff which has all been declined |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So from what I've read there is some sick fucks on this site pmsl.
I can see why some of you have been offered cash as you do look amazing, but that said it's degrading. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I arranged to meet on another site and the guy asked me to collect my pee so he can drink it. We were meeting socially and he wanted to refill his own glass! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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holy fuck ive led a sheltered life and after reading some of that just as well .whats wrong with just enjoying a warm embrace a kiss and even a simple passionate fuck lol |
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Got talking to an older guy while out at a dogging site and he said his niece loved getting fucked and cum in her and said she would like me. Went on about her making it sound like she was about 20 and was a nympho but when I asked how old she was he replied 12!!!!!! A mouthful and massive fuck off was delivered, sick bastard |
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"Got talking to an older guy while out at a dogging site and he said his niece loved getting fucked and cum in her and said she would like me. Went on about her making it sound like she was about 20 and was a nympho but when I asked how old she was he replied 12!!!!!! A mouthful and massive fuck off was delivered, sick bastard "
WTF |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Got talking to an older guy while out at a dogging site and he said his niece loved getting fucked and cum in her and said she would like me. Went on about her making it sound like she was about 20 and was a nympho but when I asked how old she was he replied 12!!!!!! A mouthful and massive fuck off was delivered, sick bastard "
no words
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Got talking to an older guy while out at a dogging site and he said his niece loved getting fucked and cum in her and said she would like me. Went on about her making it sound like she was about 20 and was a nympho but when I asked how old she was he replied 12!!!!!! A mouthful and massive fuck off was delivered, sick bastard "
Should have take a picture of the prick and passed it to the police. People who make comments like that need to be investigated |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not weird but recent...after politely saying no thanks got the following...
Any ladies you know who like big cock, ask them to msg me...
I replied "I'll get right on that"
He said "wow thanks"
Still trying to figure out if he is intelligent enough for that to be sarcastic humour or he means it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Had someone message and ask if they could watch doll fuck our dog it's one thing messing with us but for fucks sake leave the dogs out of your weird shit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Also been asked to kick a guy in the balls as hard as I could while he filmed it.
He was in the Midlands and willing to drive a 700 mile round trip for it "
Blimey!
And the cost of all that petrol would have been a kick in his wallet |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Also been asked to kick a guy in the balls as hard as I could while he filmed it.
He was in the Midlands and willing to drive a 700 mile round trip for it
Blimey!
And the cost of all that petrol would have been a kick in his wallet "
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"Also been asked to kick a guy in the balls as hard as I could while he filmed it.
He was in the Midlands and willing to drive a 700 mile round trip for it
Blimey!
And the cost of all that petrol would have been a kick in his wallet "
About £100, my ex is from Derby so I've driven the M6 a lot |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had a guy who wanted me to dress in a prom outfit, then pull on a set of rubber wellies and go walking in the fields with him.
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Well, it is romantic, up to a point!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just what sort of signals are you giving out ladies to attract so many deviants,lol.
Heres me thinking i was a perv for wearing any partners moist panties after sex. |
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"Got talking to an older guy while out at a dogging site and he said his niece loved getting fucked and cum in her and said she would like me. Went on about her making it sound like she was about 20 and was a nympho but when I asked how old she was he replied 12!!!!!! A mouthful and massive fuck off was delivered, sick bastard
Should have take a picture of the prick and passed it to the police. People who make comments like that need to be investigated"
I agree but thought it would be hard explaining to the cops why I was there not seen him again tho |
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