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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Any moments when you were on a swinging meet just those times where you just about fell over laughing
So many from parties I used to hold from bed breaking and people ending up jackknifed to a lovely lady falling off the sofa and breaking her new pink rampent rabbit  what are yours |
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By *dlilbumCouple
over a year ago
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Had a funny experience at CJ's one time back in my single days. A young single guy with a beard and longish hair had been christened "baby Jesus" by a female who was also at CJ's that night.
Fast forward to later on in the evening where things are getting a bit steamy in the open room. A cry comes from another room "baby Jesus where are you!? Baby Jesus! Baby Jesus get in here!!" From the earlier mentioned young lady. Que a loud chorus of "away in a manger" from the mass of naked bodies who are all engaging in sexual acts on the bed in the open room.
Literally the most surreal experience of my life! Had never expected to hear that particular song being sung in the middle of an orgy! 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I met a couple a few years ago and the gent excused himself to let the dog out for a pee - his Mrs and I were getting it on in the lounge and then we heard this cry and racket from outside the window. The guy had stood on a bin to look in the window at us and he's fell off the bin. Classic. We lost the moment and we had a cup of tea and a laugh. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Had a funny experience at CJ's one time back in my single days. A young single guy with a beard and longish hair had been christened "baby Jesus" by a female who was also at CJ's that night.
Fast forward to later on in the evening where things are getting a bit steamy in the open room. A cry comes from another room "baby Jesus where are you!? Baby Jesus! Baby Jesus get in here!!" From the earlier mentioned young lady. Que a loud chorus of "away in a manger" from the mass of naked bodies who are all engaging in sexual acts on the bed in the open room.
Literally the most surreal experience of my life! Had never expected to hear that particular song being sung in the middle of an orgy!
D x"
I'm buckled. Absolutely gone!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had a funny experience at CJ's one time back in my single days. A young single guy with a beard and longish hair had been christened "baby Jesus" by a female who was also at CJ's that night.
Fast forward to later on in the evening where things are getting a bit steamy in the open room. A cry comes from another room "baby Jesus where are you!? Baby Jesus! Baby Jesus get in here!!" From the earlier mentioned young lady. Que a loud chorus of "away in a manger" from the mass of naked bodies who are all engaging in sexual acts on the bed in the open room.
Literally the most surreal experience of my life! Had never expected to hear that particular song being sung in the middle of an orgy!
D x"
lmao! Poor Jamie lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I met a couple and the lady was really nice and chatty. The guy was very much up himself, it was all about his great job , house , car and holidays when we were chatting.
Later when we did move to the bedroom the super cool guy had a large bit of toilet paper wedged between the cheeks of his arse !!! Not such a good look |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I met a couple once (the reason for that will become apparent). When the fun started, she was on her back on an ottoman, naked, her hubby (naked) had his cock in her mouth, while I, also naked, was attending to her front bottom. So, there we all are, in the midst of ecstacy, when the lounge door opens, and in runs a great dane the size of a pony, which tries to mount ME...
Needless to say, this brought my stiffy to a sudden end, as I tried to get away, and hubby wrestled with his collar, while wife calls him all the names of the day for not making sure the mutt was securely locked up! I got dressed and out of there as quick as I could, and it put me off meeting for a while, especially if people had any pets other than a goldfish! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I met a couple once (the reason for that will become apparent). When the fun started, she was on her back on an ottoman, naked, her hubby (naked) had his cock in her mouth, while I, also naked, was attending to her front bottom. So, there we all are, in the midst of ecstacy, when the lounge door opens, and in runs a great dane the size of a pony, which tries to mount ME...
Needless to say, this brought my stiffy to a sudden end, as I tried to get away, and hubby wrestled with his collar, while wife calls him all the names of the day for not making sure the mutt was securely locked up! I got dressed and out of there as quick as I could, and it put me off meeting for a while, especially if people had any pets other than a goldfish!"
This made me laugh ALOT |
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"I met a couple once (the reason for that will become apparent). When the fun started, she was on her back on an ottoman, naked, her hubby (naked) had his cock in her mouth, while I, also naked, was attending to her front bottom. So, there we all are, in the midst of ecstacy, when the lounge door opens, and in runs a great dane the size of a pony, which tries to mount ME...
Needless to say, this brought my stiffy to a sudden end, as I tried to get away, and hubby wrestled with his collar, while wife calls him all the names of the day for not making sure the mutt was securely locked up! I got dressed and out of there as quick as I could, and it put me off meeting for a while, especially if people had any pets other than a goldfish!"
This reminds me of the time we went to a couples house, and they had two dogs. The bedroom door was open and the dogs were going in and out, but not coming near us.
So there I am, naked and on my knees at the edge of the bed and going down on the lady, when I feel something warm and wet run between my pussy lips. I jump up and look around for a dog, then turn round to see C licking his finger and pissing himself laughing!
Git. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This reminds me of the time we went to a couples house, and they had two dogs. The bedroom door was open and the dogs were going in and out, but not coming near us.
So there I am, naked and on my knees at the edge of the bed and going down on the lady, when I feel something warm and wet run between my pussy lips. I jump up and look around for a dog, then turn round to see C licking his finger and pissing himself laughing!
Git."
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
Falkirk |
"I met a couple once (the reason for that will become apparent). When the fun started, she was on her back on an ottoman, naked, her hubby (naked) had his cock in her mouth, while I, also naked, was attending to her front bottom. So, there we all are, in the midst of ecstacy, when the lounge door opens, and in runs a great dane the size of a pony, which tries to mount ME...
Needless to say, this brought my stiffy to a sudden end, as I tried to get away, and hubby wrestled with his collar, while wife calls him all the names of the day for not making sure the mutt was securely locked up! I got dressed and out of there as quick as I could, and it put me off meeting for a while, especially if people had any pets other than a goldfish!
This reminds me of the time we went to a couples house, and they had two dogs. The bedroom door was open and the dogs were going in and out, but not coming near us.
So there I am, naked and on my knees at the edge of the bed and going down on the lady, when I feel something warm and wet run between my pussy lips. I jump up and look around for a dog, then turn round to see C licking his finger and pissing himself laughing!
Git."
Lmao |
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"I met a couple once (the reason for that will become apparent). When the fun started, she was on her back on an ottoman, naked, her hubby (naked) had his cock in her mouth, while I, also naked, was attending to her front bottom. So, there we all are, in the midst of ecstacy, when the lounge door opens, and in runs a great dane the size of a pony, which tries to mount ME...
Needless to say, this brought my stiffy to a sudden end, as I tried to get away, and hubby wrestled with his collar, while wife calls him all the names of the day for not making sure the mutt was securely locked up! I got dressed and out of there as quick as I could, and it put me off meeting for a while, especially if people had any pets other than a goldfish!
This reminds me of the time we went to a couples house, and they had two dogs. The bedroom door was open and the dogs were going in and out, but not coming near us.
So there I am, naked and on my knees at the edge of the bed and going down on the lady, when I feel something warm and wet run between my pussy lips. I jump up and look around for a dog, then turn round to see C licking his finger and pissing himself laughing!
Git.
Lmao "
He still thinks it's hilarious  |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
Falkirk |
"I met a couple once (the reason for that will become apparent). When the fun started, she was on her back on an ottoman, naked, her hubby (naked) had his cock in her mouth, while I, also naked, was attending to her front bottom. So, there we all are, in the midst of ecstacy, when the lounge door opens, and in runs a great dane the size of a pony, which tries to mount ME...
Needless to say, this brought my stiffy to a sudden end, as I tried to get away, and hubby wrestled with his collar, while wife calls him all the names of the day for not making sure the mutt was securely locked up! I got dressed and out of there as quick as I could, and it put me off meeting for a while, especially if people had any pets other than a goldfish!
This reminds me of the time we went to a couples house, and they had two dogs. The bedroom door was open and the dogs were going in and out, but not coming near us.
So there I am, naked and on my knees at the edge of the bed and going down on the lady, when I feel something warm and wet run between my pussy lips. I jump up and look around for a dog, then turn round to see C licking his finger and pissing himself laughing!
Git.
Lmao
He still thinks it's hilarious "
Can't say I blame him |
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"I met a couple once (the reason for that will become apparent). When the fun started, she was on her back on an ottoman, naked, her hubby (naked) had his cock in her mouth, while I, also naked, was attending to her front bottom. So, there we all are, in the midst of ecstacy, when the lounge door opens, and in runs a great dane the size of a pony, which tries to mount ME...
Needless to say, this brought my stiffy to a sudden end, as I tried to get away, and hubby wrestled with his collar, while wife calls him all the names of the day for not making sure the mutt was securely locked up! I got dressed and out of there as quick as I could, and it put me off meeting for a while, especially if people had any pets other than a goldfish!
This reminds me of the time we went to a couples house, and they had two dogs. The bedroom door was open and the dogs were going in and out, but not coming near us.
So there I am, naked and on my knees at the edge of the bed and going down on the lady, when I feel something warm and wet run between my pussy lips. I jump up and look around for a dog, then turn round to see C licking his finger and pissing himself laughing!
Git.
Lmao
He still thinks it's hilarious
Can't say I blame him "
I'll get my own back eventually |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"I met a couple once (the reason for that will become apparent). When the fun started, she was on her back on an ottoman, naked, her hubby (naked) had his cock in her mouth, while I, also naked, was attending to her front bottom. So, there we all are, in the midst of ecstacy, when the lounge door opens, and in runs a great dane the size of a pony, which tries to mount ME...
Needless to say, this brought my stiffy to a sudden end, as I tried to get away, and hubby wrestled with his collar, while wife calls him all the names of the day for not making sure the mutt was securely locked up! I got dressed and out of there as quick as I could, and it put me off meeting for a while, especially if people had any pets other than a goldfish!
This reminds me of the time we went to a couples house, and they had two dogs. The bedroom door was open and the dogs were going in and out, but not coming near us.
So there I am, naked and on my knees at the edge of the bed and going down on the lady, when I feel something warm and wet run between my pussy lips. I jump up and look around for a dog, then turn round to see C licking his finger and pissing himself laughing!
Git.
Lmao
He still thinks it's hilarious
Can't say I blame him
I'll get my own back eventually "
Thank feck for incontinence pants, I nearly drenched the couch pmsl.... |
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"I met a couple once (the reason for that will become apparent). When the fun started, she was on her back on an ottoman, naked, her hubby (naked) had his cock in her mouth, while I, also naked, was attending to her front bottom. So, there we all are, in the midst of ecstacy, when the lounge door opens, and in runs a great dane the size of a pony, which tries to mount ME...
Needless to say, this brought my stiffy to a sudden end, as I tried to get away, and hubby wrestled with his collar, while wife calls him all the names of the day for not making sure the mutt was securely locked up! I got dressed and out of there as quick as I could, and it put me off meeting for a while, especially if people had any pets other than a goldfish!
This reminds me of the time we went to a couples house, and they had two dogs. The bedroom door was open and the dogs were going in and out, but not coming near us.
So there I am, naked and on my knees at the edge of the bed and going down on the lady, when I feel something warm and wet run between my pussy lips. I jump up and look around for a dog, then turn round to see C licking his finger and pissing himself laughing!
Git.
Lmao
He still thinks it's hilarious
Can't say I blame him
I'll get my own back eventually
Thank feck for incontinence pants, I nearly drenched the couch pmsl.... "
This is what I have to deal with but I wouldn't have him any other way |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"I met a couple once (the reason for that will become apparent). When the fun started, she was on her back on an ottoman, naked, her hubby (naked) had his cock in her mouth, while I, also naked, was attending to her front bottom. So, there we all are, in the midst of ecstacy, when the lounge door opens, and in runs a great dane the size of a pony, which tries to mount ME...
Needless to say, this brought my stiffy to a sudden end, as I tried to get away, and hubby wrestled with his collar, while wife calls him all the names of the day for not making sure the mutt was securely locked up! I got dressed and out of there as quick as I could, and it put me off meeting for a while, especially if people had any pets other than a goldfish!
This reminds me of the time we went to a couples house, and they had two dogs. The bedroom door was open and the dogs were going in and out, but not coming near us.
So there I am, naked and on my knees at the edge of the bed and going down on the lady, when I feel something warm and wet run between my pussy lips. I jump up and look around for a dog, then turn round to see C licking his finger and pissing himself laughing!
Git.
Lmao
He still thinks it's hilarious
Can't say I blame him
I'll get my own back eventually
Thank feck for incontinence pants, I nearly drenched the couch pmsl....
This is what I have to deal with but I wouldn't have him any other way "
Seriously decked laughing, not good when you have MS and can't get back off the floor!! |
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"I met a couple once (the reason for that will become apparent). When the fun started, she was on her back on an ottoman, naked, her hubby (naked) had his cock in her mouth, while I, also naked, was attending to her front bottom. So, there we all are, in the midst of ecstacy, when the lounge door opens, and in runs a great dane the size of a pony, which tries to mount ME...
Needless to say, this brought my stiffy to a sudden end, as I tried to get away, and hubby wrestled with his collar, while wife calls him all the names of the day for not making sure the mutt was securely locked up! I got dressed and out of there as quick as I could, and it put me off meeting for a while, especially if people had any pets other than a goldfish!
This reminds me of the time we went to a couples house, and they had two dogs. The bedroom door was open and the dogs were going in and out, but not coming near us.
So there I am, naked and on my knees at the edge of the bed and going down on the lady, when I feel something warm and wet run between my pussy lips. I jump up and look around for a dog, then turn round to see C licking his finger and pissing himself laughing!
Git.
Lmao
He still thinks it's hilarious
Can't say I blame him
I'll get my own back eventually
Thank feck for incontinence pants, I nearly drenched the couch pmsl....
This is what I have to deal with but I wouldn't have him any other way
Seriously decked laughing, not good when you have MS and can't get back off the floor!! "
Ouch! Be careful |
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