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Favourite fart

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What kinda fart do you like to pass through your dung valve?

I like a loud belly, bum and knee trembling fart.

Second is the bubble fart, usually produced after a night on the tiles and eating 6 BIG MACS and 2 QUARTER POUNDERS. A dildo up the ass will also provide the same bubble fart sensation.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Another favourite, is the hot simmering one that burns your arse hole and hair on exit.

These beauties usually empty a room.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

A definite NO NO is the dreaded SHART

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

A little raspberry ripple is a not bad way to dispose of bagged up wind. Set it free for all to smell.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Potato fart, aka the turtle head.

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By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

Winner of the oddest thread of the day. Congrats!

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By *vbride1963TV/TS over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"Winner of the oddest thread of the day. Congrats!

No shit

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Winner of the oddest thread of the day. Congrats!

No shit

Plenty of shite.

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By *alnsanCouple over a year ago

Glasgow

Hahaha hahaha dung valve hahahaha

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