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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

There once was a man from Nantucket, who's dick was so long he could suck it, he said with a grin as he wiped off his chin if my nose was a cunt I would fuck it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I know a guy from Chapelhall,

He's on fab having a ball,

He likes to meet chicks,

But not chicks with dicks,

That does nothing for him at all

Mr J

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I know a guy from Chapelhall,

He's on fab having a ball,

He likes to meet chicks,

But not chicks with dicks,

That does nothing for him at all

Mr J"

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

There once was a man from Bel Air,

Who was doing his girl on the stair.

When the banister broke,

He doubled his stroke,

And finished her off in mid-air.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There once was a slut called Tina,

Who squealed like a fuckin hyena.

For all that she laid,

She was very well paid,

and her fanny was like an arena

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There once was a boot called Donna,

who went further than thought she was gonna.

Till the bizzies arrived,

and carted their prize,

now Donna cant go were she wanna

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