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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So Ive just been told by a physio , he would love to help me strengthen my hips to improve my photos
Which made me laugh alot! As its clear from my pictures im totally pear shaped but this was definitely an original way of saying im particularly chubby round the middle haha 
Whats the most creative insult or back handed compliment youve ever had ? Give us all a giggle ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So Ive just been told by a physio , he would love to help me strengthen my hips to improve my photos
Which made me laugh alot! As its clear from my pictures im totally pear shaped but this was definitely an original way of saying im particularly chubby round the middle haha
Whats the most creative insult or back handed compliment youve ever had ? Give us all a giggle ... "
What kinda pear would that be then lol |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
Falkirk |
"Then that's the strangest looking pear I've seen. Lol.
I get told a lot that I'd look great with a chest wax 
But then you wouldnt be furry "
Exactly lol. And there's nowt wrong with those hips - look strong to me  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Then that's the strangest looking pear I've seen. Lol.
I get told a lot that I'd look great with a chest wax
But then you wouldnt be furry
Exactly lol. And there's nowt wrong with those hips - look strong to me "
Well the expert opinion is they are weak leading to my thighs rolling in in a number of my pictures which will lead to knee pain
(Read as you have knock knees and zero thigh gap ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was asked if any of the women I met needed drugs..(I'll assume to have met me)
Well, I can't imagine why they'd say that about you
Paddy are they sure they wern't asking if you are on drugs "
if you were a drug I'd overdose on you..
see..I can be sweet x |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"I got a message saying I love your fat bits.
He got told to go f himself
Nice guy  probably same guy I briefly spoke to haha "
There really are some charming guys out there.
Like the ones who message you ladies desperately hoping to meet you, then when you say no thanks all of a sudden you're fat and ugly. Except 2 messages ago they were seperate to get you into bed  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I got a message saying I love your fat bits.
He got told to go f himself
Nice guy probably same guy I briefly spoke to haha
There really are some charming guys out there.
Like the ones who message you ladies desperately hoping to meet you, then when you say no thanks all of a sudden you're fat and ugly. Except 2 messages ago they were seperate to get you into bed "
It's true though. Make me cautious when looking to meet. Want to meet guys that would chat me up if he met me at the pub  Mrs |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"I got a message saying I love your fat bits.
He got told to go f himself
Nice guy probably same guy I briefly spoke to haha
There really are some charming guys out there.
Like the ones who message you ladies desperately hoping to meet you, then when you say no thanks all of a sudden you're fat and ugly. Except 2 messages ago they were seperate to get you into bed
It's true though. Make me cautious when looking to meet. Want to meet guys that would chat me up if he met me at the pub Mrs "
I may but it's a long way to go for a Coke in the pub |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I got a message saying I love your fat bits.
He got told to go f himself
Nice guy probably same guy I briefly spoke to haha
There really are some charming guys out there.
Like the ones who message you ladies desperately hoping to meet you, then when you say no thanks all of a sudden you're fat and ugly. Except 2 messages ago they were seperate to get you into bed
It's true though. Make me cautious when looking to meet. Want to meet guys that would chat me up if he met me at the pub Mrs
I may but it's a long way to go for a Coke in the pub "
I'm worth it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Normally you have a nice smile is code for you look like you would give a good blow job
Today some guy just went straight for hide your coupon cause your teeth are too big for your mouth |
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"Normally you have a nice smile is code for you look like you would give a good blow job
Today some guy just went straight for hide your coupon cause your teeth are too big for your mouth "
Guess a cuddle is out the question then 
I do like your bum btw  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Normally you have a nice smile is code for you look like you would give a good blow job
Today some guy just went straight for hide your coupon cause your teeth are too big for your mouth "
You have a lovely smile |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Normally you have a nice smile is code for you look like you would give a good blow job
Today some guy just went straight for hide your coupon cause your teeth are too big for your mouth
You have a lovely smile "
H im not giving you a BJ |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Normally you have a nice smile is code for you look like you would give a good blow job
Today some guy just went straight for hide your coupon cause your teeth are too big for your mouth
You have a lovely smile
H im not giving you a BJ "
I'd shag both of you at once..paper bags over the heads though..just dont hide the tits  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Normally you have a nice smile is code for you look like you would give a good blow job
Today some guy just went straight for hide your coupon cause your teeth are too big for your mouth
You have a lovely smile
H im not giving you a BJ "
Damn you saw right through me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Normally you have a nice smile is code for you look like you would give a good blow job
Today some guy just went straight for hide your coupon cause your teeth are too big for your mouth
You have a lovely smile
H im not giving you a BJ
I'd shag both of you at once..paper bags over the heads though..just dont hide the tits "
I get claustrophobic Paddy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Normally you have a nice smile is code for you look like you would give a good blow job
Today some guy just went straight for hide your coupon cause your teeth are too big for your mouth
You have a lovely smile
H im not giving you a BJ
I'd shag both of you at once..paper bags over the heads though..just dont hide the tits
I get claustrophobic Paddy "
whats the fear of santa got to do with this!? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Normally you have a nice smile is code for you look like you would give a good blow job
Today some guy just went straight for hide your coupon cause your teeth are too big for your mouth
You have a lovely smile
H im not giving you a BJ
I'd shag both of you at once..paper bags over the heads though..just dont hide the tits
I get claustrophobic Paddy
whats the fear of santa got to do with this!? "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My boss told me I don't carry myself like a big girl..
Gee thanks lol "
I've had that " you carry yourself well" well I should hope so cause no one else is going to do it for me lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We were told we are too old to be on fab without needed his young juices to stop us drying up so don't look a gift horse in mouth and be grateful I choose you two lmao |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So Ive just been told by a physio , he would love to help me strengthen my hips to improve my photos
Which made me laugh alot! As its clear from my pictures im totally pear shaped but this was definitely an original way of saying im particularly chubby round the middle haha
Whats the most creative insult or back handed compliment youve ever had ? Give us all a giggle ... "
Ya look rather lush too me x
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Well we did get one the other day after refusing begs of meeting that we were both fat and really ugly and no guys in there right mind would look at us or want to meet!!! So untrue ...who doesn't just love the cheeky girls! xx |
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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago
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I've never had an insult from a guy. They've always been nice and polite when I say no thanks.
They are fools to insult all you lovely women because it just confirms you were right to not meet them. I hope you all don't listen, they are only spitting the dummy out. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I got a message saying I love your fat bits.
He got told to go f himself maybe it was his best attempt at a compliment?"
Maybe it was. But it was insultong |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was, unbeknown to me, the youngest and skinniest member of 5 burds one guy had on the go. The others had an average weight of 20 odd stone and were in their 50's. Didnae know whether to laugh or greet. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I got a message saying I love your fat bits.
He got told to go f himself
Nice guy probably same guy I briefly spoke to haha
There really are some charming guys out there.
Like the ones who message you ladies desperately hoping to meet you, then when you say no thanks all of a sudden you're fat and ugly. Except 2 messages ago they were seperate to get you into bed
It's true though. Make me cautious when looking to meet. Want to meet guys that would chat me up if he met me at the pub Mrs "
I'd chat you up in a pub, just pick a pub Mrs x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A lassie I asked out (which took all the courage I could muster as I am a shy boy), to which she said 'aww that's lovely'. Then walked away from me.
I decided to tell her I really would like to take her out a few days later and she said the exact same thing. I then said I do like you, to which she just shrugged and walked off. Blew my low confidence and self esteem to smithereens.
Of course I laugh about it now but at the time I didn't let it show that it hurt. All she had to say was NO. |
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