I am looking for a hot man for my fab friend to take to CJs on Valentine's Day! Trying a new tactic 
She's a gorgeous, sexy blonde and needs an equally sexy man!
Must be between 26 and 35 and 5ft11 or over.
No married or "it's complicated" relationship status' please and please be in gainful employment and don't be a fuckwit!
She's on here as allabouttheboobs26. Please apply and I'll pick her a suitable date!
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By *976scottMan
over a year ago
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Too old I'm afraid! And too short!
Appart from that I would be perfect! Lol
On the plus side I do have a job as a dolphin trainer, (there is a big demand for this in Lanarkshire) and I'm only 24 in my head!
Ladies don't knock the door down! Lol |
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"Too old I'm afraid! And too short!
Appart from that I would be perfect! Lol
On the plus side I do have a job as a dolphin trainer, (there is a big demand for this in Lanarkshire) and I'm only 24 in my head!
Ladies don't knock the door down! Lol "
I don't like dolphins, they always look a bit smug........  |
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By *976scottMan
over a year ago
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"Too old I'm afraid! And too short!
Appart from that I would be perfect! Lol
On the plus side I do have a job as a dolphin trainer, (there is a big demand for this in Lanarkshire) and I'm only 24 in my head!
Ladies don't knock the door down! Lol
I don't like dolphins, they always look a bit smug........ "
That's why I had to give it up! That and the neighbours complaining about the splashing over the fence when they were doing the flips!
I then went on to be a film body double! Work dried up after Ron Jeremy retired!  |
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I would apply here but apart from being too short me n miss boobs have our erm... Differences lol (all gd banter tho) 
So here miss boobs
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Im not taking no for an answer
Im going to cjs with you
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"I would apply here but apart from being too short me n miss boobs have our erm... Differences lol (all gd banter tho)
So here miss boobs
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Im not taking no for an answer
Im going to cjs with you
"
Differences? Haha
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You're a Tim and she's no for you
John  |
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"I would apply here but apart from being too short me n miss boobs have our erm... Differences lol (all gd banter tho)
So here miss boobs
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Im not taking no for an answer
Im going to cjs with you
Differences? Haha
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You're a Tim and she's no for you
John "
Aye thats the difference lol
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would apply here but apart from being too short me n miss boobs have our erm... Differences lol (all gd banter tho)
So here miss boobs
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Im not taking no for an answer
Im going to cjs with you
Differences? Haha
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You're a Tim and she's no for you
John
Aye thats the difference lol
Shame really .... She doesn't know what shes missing "
Oh no your a tim  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am looking for a hot man for my fab friend to take to CJs on Valentine's Day! Trying a new tactic
She's a gorgeous, sexy blonde and needs an equally sexy man!
Must be between 26 and 35 and 5ft11 or over.
No married or "it's complicated" relationship status' please and please be in gainful employment and don't be a fuckwit!
She's on here as allabouttheboobs26. Please apply and I'll pick her a suitable date!
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too young unfortunately  |
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