Pffft

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Stay at mine she said. It'll be fun she said.

...In my pants drying a mattress with a hairdryer. Oh aye, fun indeed Mrs J

Mr J

By *oobsandballsMan over a year ago

st andrews

Haha!

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Someone needs a nappy lol

By *issBehavingxxWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

Do you have a waterproof sheet on your own bed for these 'little accidents' then?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry to hear of your lovely ladies incontinence problems.

But must you really embarras her in such a publicly used forum.

Might I suggest tenalady nighttime in future, to save you the inconvenience of drying out your mattress in your kecks.

Failing that, there's always hypnotherapy.

Remember some people are such deep sleepers when presented with such riveting company, that they just can't help themselves.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You should limit your intake of fluids after 6pm. She might not let you stay again if you can't keep your bladder under control

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Brilliant responses people

hahaha

Sadly it was a simple case of a certain someone being clumsy & knocking a glass of juice onto the bed.

Ofcourse no one is gonna believe that are they?

Mr J

By *ndykayMan over a year ago

Falkirk

Jesus!! Is that the best excuse you could come up with