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Sleeps til Santa......
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over a year ago
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Lets no forget true meaning of xmas 
1 True Love refers to God
2 Turtle Doves refers to the Old and New Testaments
3 French Hens refers to Faith, Hope and Charity, the Theological Virtues
4 Calling Birds refers to the Four Gospels and/or the Four Evangelists
5 Golden Rings refers to the first Five Books of the Old Testament, the "Pentateuch", which gives the history of man's fall from grace.
6 Geese A-laying refers to the six days of creation
7 Swans A-swimming refers to the seven gifts of the Holy Spirit, the seven sacraments
8 Maids A-milking refers to the eight beatitudes
9 Ladies Dancing refers to the nine Fruits of the Holy Spirit
10 Lords A-leaping refers to the ten commandments
11 Pipers Piping refers to the eleven faithful apostles
12 Drummers Drumming refers to the twelve points of doctrine in the Apostle's Creed
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm more excited about the fact it's only 5 more working days then off for 2 weeks.
Santa is bankrupting me and he doesn't even have the decency to leave me anything in return.
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"I'm more excited about the fact it's only 5 more working days then off for 2 weeks.
Santa is bankrupting me and he doesn't even have the decency to leave me anything in return.
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Surely he'll leave a little deposit in his sack ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lets no forget true meaning of xmas
1 True Love refers to God
2 Turtle Doves refers to the Old and New Testaments
3 French Hens refers to Faith, Hope and Charity, the Theological Virtues
4 Calling Birds refers to the Four Gospels and/or the Four Evangelists
5 Golden Rings refers to the first Five Books of the Old Testament, the "Pentateuch", which gives the history of man's fall from grace.
6 Geese A-laying refers to the six days of creation
7 Swans A-swimming refers to the seven gifts of the Holy Spirit, the seven sacraments
8 Maids A-milking refers to the eight beatitudes
9 Ladies Dancing refers to the nine Fruits of the Holy Spirit
10 Lords A-leaping refers to the ten commandments
11 Pipers Piping refers to the eleven faithful apostles
12 Drummers Drumming refers to the twelve points of doctrine in the Apostle's Creed
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Well remembered, no wonder they shortened it for the song |
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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago
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"I'm more excited about the fact it's only 5 more working days then off for 2 weeks.
Santa is bankrupting me and he doesn't even have the decency to leave me anything in return.
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I'm sure Santa gave you something  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm more excited about the fact it's only 5 more working days then off for 2 weeks.
Santa is bankrupting me and he doesn't even have the decency to leave me anything in return.
I'm sure Santa gave you something "
Santa I have been good!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Were I a philosopher, I should write a philosophy of toys, showing that nothing else in life need to be taken seriously, and that Christmas Day in the company of children is one of the few occasions on which men become entirely alive  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ou need a hobby Gas
See gas - it's not just me.....have you tried feeding ducks? 
Ducks are evil 
Evil or not, feeding them will take up an hour of your time "
So would an hour with up4fun but it no gonna happen |
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"Ou need a hobby Gas
See gas - it's not just me.....have you tried feeding ducks?
Ducks are evil
Evil or not, feeding them will take up an hour of your time "
Mmm and all the better if you catch a few for dinner |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ou need a hobby Gas
See gas - it's not just me.....have you tried feeding ducks?
Ducks are evil
Evil or not, feeding them will take up an hour of your time
Mmm and all the better if you catch a few for dinner "
NOOOOO it like the Amazonian tribe that eat the heart of their enemies to consume the power of the soul......i no fekin wanna go around quacking  |
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"Ou need a hobby Gas
See gas - it's not just me.....have you tried feeding ducks?
Ducks are evil
Evil or not, feeding them will take up an hour of your time
Mmm and all the better if you catch a few for dinner
NOOOOO it like the Amazonian tribe that eat the heart of their enemies to consume the power of the soul......i no fekin wanna go around quacking "
They'd make a quacking curry though |
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