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An Englishman a Scotsman and an Irishman are driving through the desert when their car breaks down,
"Right" says the Englishman "we need to each take a thing that will help us out, so I'll take the water for when we get thirsty"
"In that case I'll take the food in case we get hungry" says the Scotsman
"I'll take the car door" says the Irishman
"What do you want to take the car door for" ask the other two
"Well if it gets too hot I can wind the window down"
Mr
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A rabbit walks into the pub asks for the toastie of the day cheese and ham and a pint next day toastie of the day tuna and cheese and a pint this goes on for 2 weeks then barman dusnt see the rabbit for a week till he's sees the ghost of the rabbit he asks what happened to u did the dog get u
Rabbit replies no I died of miximatoasties |
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Your turn - need some giggles on this rotten Wednesday! 
