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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Just sat down to watch Beauty and the Beast.. This made me think of fab...
Once upon a time, in a faraway land, A young Prince lived in a shining castle Although he had everything his heart desired, The Prince was spoiled, selfish, and unkind. But then, one winter's night, an old beggar-woman came to the castle, And offered him a single rose in return for shelter from the bitter cold. Repulsed by her haggard appearance, the Prince sneered at the gift and turned the old woman away, But she warned him not to be deceived by appearances, For beauty is found within. And when he dismissed her again, the old woman's ugliness melted away To reveal a beautiful Enchantress. The Prince tried to apologize, but it was too late, For she had seen that there was no love in his heart.
It's all shallow and make believe ...
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Furry for the part of Gaston.
"Cos every last inch of him's covered in hair"
Oh lemme be Lummiere, lemme be Lummiere. "
We could create a masterpiece.. you would be an excellent candle stick lol
"Be Our guest, be our guest. Put our service to the test.
Ten years, we've been rusting
Needing so much more than dusting
Needing exercise-a chance to use our skills
Most days, we just lay around the castle
Flabby, fat, and lazy
You walked in and ups-a-daisy!" |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've spent my entire life in the Buttons role.
Cast me now, Pink. Could play it in my sleep. "
I've spent mine as Cinderella
Still waiting on the fairy godmother lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've spent my entire life in the Buttons role.
Cast me now, Pink. Could play it in my sleep.
I've spent mine as Cinderella
Still waiting on the fairy godmother lol "
Hello!!!!   |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"I've spent my entire life in the Buttons role.
Cast me now, Pink. Could play it in my sleep.
I've spent mine as Cinderella
Still waiting on the fairy grandmother lol
Hello!!!! "
There, fixed that for you Jints   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Woo hoo Jinty
I imagine you like the fairy godmother from shrek.. funny with a wild streak
Don't remember midgy bites on the fairy godmothers ass in shriek though.........  "
Funny guy!!! Lol.. Roll on the Christmas avatars!!!  |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"Woo hoo Jinty
I imagine you like the fairy godmother from shrek.. funny with a wild streak
Don't remember midgy bites on the fairy godmothers ass in shriek though.........
Funny guy!!! Lol.. Roll on the Christmas avatars!!! "
 ya granny |
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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago
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"Woo hoo Jinty
I imagine you like the fairy godmother from shrek.. funny with a wild streak
Don't remember midgy bites on the fairy godmothers ass in shriek though......... "
That made me laugh!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Woo hoo Jinty
I imagine you like the fairy godmother from shrek.. funny with a wild streak
Don't remember midgy bites on the fairy godmothers ass in shriek though.........
That made me laugh!!! "
Where's my paddle???  |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"Woo hoo Jinty
I imagine you like the fairy godmother from shrek.. funny with a wild streak
Don't remember midgy bites on the fairy godmothers ass in shriek though.........
That made me laugh!!!
Where's my paddle??? "
Oh no, she's lost her paddle, hope you aren't up a creek |
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"Woo hoo Jinty
I imagine you like the fairy godmother from shrek.. funny with a wild streak
Don't remember midgy bites on the fairy godmothers ass in shriek though.........
That made me laugh!!!
Where's my paddle??? "
it's behind you! |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"Woo hoo Jinty
I imagine you like the fairy godmother from shrek.. funny with a wild streak
Don't remember midgy bites on the fairy godmothers ass in shriek though.........
That made me laugh!!!
Where's my paddle???
it's behind you! "
OH NO IT ISN'T!! |
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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago
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"Woo hoo Jinty
I imagine you like the fairy godmother from shrek.. funny with a wild streak
Don't remember midgy bites on the fairy godmothers ass in shriek though.........
That made me laugh!!!
Where's my paddle??? "
Can just see you, in a wee oarie boat. All at sea........not unusual for you of course!! |
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