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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago
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Ok, so, a female friend of mine on fab made a comment that if I were 10 years younger, I'd be perfect date material. 
So, with that in mind and her full knowledge, I'm going to open this thread for any applications by males aged 24-36 who think they could be a younger version of me. 
You must be fun loving, like kids, reasonably good looking, polite, chest hair is desirable but not essential, naughty minded in the right situation.
In return, you will get  ninja perved by her (many times I expect  ) and who knows? You might get a message.
So come on you younger lads, sell yourselves!
Please note, applications are only accepted on this thread. Any PMs will be deleted. 
Oh, and this is very very tongue in cheek before any one moans. It's just for a laugh - but who knows, she might like someone she hadn't previously thought of.  |
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I have no chest hair...
My looks are questionable...
and I like kids, but couldn't eat a whole one...
I guess I'm polite. Although some may dispute that.
I can make balloon animals though! (Snakes)
Tell her people to get in touch with my people.
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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago
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Only one male reply.........and I thought there were so many men on here who wanted to meet sexy single ladies 
What a let down......maybe couples are the way to go.......I'll have to ask her |
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By *yan19Man
over a year ago
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This isn't my application as I'm not really the ideal person in my opinion just wanted to say I was having a noisey and very disappointed to see there isn't enough men interested in this women? Best of luck and hopefully get a good application |
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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago
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"This isn't my application as I'm not really the ideal person in my opinion just wanted to say I was having a noisey and very disappointed to see there isn't enough men interested in this women? Best of luck and hopefully get a good application "
I can ask if the age is set in stone......maybe you should try and tempt her anyway.... |
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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago
MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire) |
"Only one male reply.........and I thought there were so many men on here who wanted to meet sexy single ladies
What a let down......maybe couples are the way to go.......I'll have to ask her "
From experience, there are not that many single men on here who really want to meet - unless its a quick shag and go when it suits them. I've found very few want the social side of it, and I'm not going to lower my standards to be a quick fuck, so fab not great for single ladies meeting... and I look for couples too!
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By *yan19Man
over a year ago
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"This isn't my application as I'm not really the ideal person in my opinion just wanted to say I was having a noisey and very disappointed to see there isn't enough men interested in this women? Best of luck and hopefully get a good application
I can ask if the age is set in stone......maybe you should try and tempt her anyway.... "
Haha yeah I always could try my luck but wouldn't want to waste her time just hope the lucky lady gets a good few applications x |
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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago
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"This isn't my application as I'm not really the ideal person in my opinion just wanted to say I was having a noisey and very disappointed to see there isn't enough men interested in this women? Best of luck and hopefully get a good application
I can ask if the age is set in stone......maybe you should try and tempt her anyway.... "
The search is over. You know I'M the perfect date.
(I'm a lorra, lorra, laughs chuck) |
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"Ok, so, a female friend of mine on fab made a comment that if I were 10 years younger, I'd be perfect date material.
So, with that in mind and her full knowledge, I'm going to open this thread for any applications by males aged 24-36 who think they could be a younger version of me.
You must be fun loving, like kids, reasonably good looking, polite, chest hair is desirable but not essential, naughty minded in the right situation.
In return, you will get ninja perved by her (many times I expect ) and who knows? You might get a message.
So come on you younger lads, sell yourselves!
Please note, applications are only accepted on this thread. Any PMs will be deleted.
Oh, and this is very very tongue in cheek before any one moans. It's just for a laugh - but who knows, she might like someone she hadn't previously thought of. "
You don't look like Cilla Black or Paddy McGuinness |
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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago
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"This isn't my application as I'm not really the ideal person in my opinion just wanted to say I was having a noisey and very disappointed to see there isn't enough men interested in this women? Best of luck and hopefully get a good application
I can ask if the age is set in stone......maybe you should try and tempt her anyway....
The search is over. You know I'M the perfect date.
(I'm a lorra, lorra, laughs chuck)"
You would be, but alas, you are slightly older than me |
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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago
A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain |
"There is simply no point in being here if you have no interest in meeting.
If I wanted to chat to people who I had no intention of meeting, I'd just join a sports forum or something. "
So people who HAVE met, made lots of friends, had lots of fun Meets, been here longer than some have been in long pants should have to leave the Club because they've either decided not to Meet, or happy with their regular Meets?
Hmm interesting  |
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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago
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"There is simply no point in being here if you have no interest in meeting.
If I wanted to chat to people who I had no intention of meeting, I'd just join a sports forum or something. "
I talk to quite a few guys on here and I'm 100% straight and have no intention of turning
So should I leave too? That just seems like a very narrow way of thinking. But thank you for your opinion...all opinions are welcome.
No then, let's get back to the job in hand....come on lads, sell yourselves! |
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"There is simply no point in being here if you have no interest in meeting.
If I wanted to chat to people who I had no intention of meeting, I'd just join a sports forum or something.
So people who HAVE met, made lots of friends, had lots of fun Meets, been here longer than some have been in long pants should have to leave the Club because they've either decided not to Meet, or happy with their regular Meets?
Hmm interesting "
That is not what I said.
If you HAVE met and HAVE friends, by definition, you are an active member.
The point the thread had reached, was talking about users who have no intention of meeting or making friends.
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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago
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"There is simply no point in being here if you have no interest in meeting.
If I wanted to chat to people who I had no intention of meeting, I'd just join a sports forum or something.
So people who HAVE met, made lots of friends, had lots of fun Meets, been here longer than some have been in long pants should have to leave the Club because they've either decided not to Meet, or happy with their regular Meets?
Hmm interesting
That is not what I said.
If you HAVE met and HAVE friends, by definition, you are an active member.
The point the thread had reached, was talking about users who have no intention of meeting or making friends.
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Sorry, I must have missed that......  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Woooh I'm 36, I qualify!
I have chest hair, naughty mind, love kids... some kids, some are evil little shits like my nephew... No idea if I'm good looking, I have no rating system in my mind for men
Only problem is my work, it makes having a social life a pain in the ass.  |
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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago
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"Woooh I'm 36, I qualify!
I have chest hair, naughty mind, love kids... some kids, some are evil little shits like my nephew... No idea if I'm good looking, I have no rating system in my mind for men
Only problem is my work, it makes having a social life a pain in the ass. "
Ok, not a bad advert......but surely you can do better...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I bake, I cook, I clean, I've never so much as thought about standing someone up, I have an interesting job, I don't get angry and rarely embarrassed, I have body confidence that is though the roof and have no problem being naked even though my body isn't perfect.
I enjoy the gym but I don't stare at myself in the mirror, I'm humble even though I'm pretty fucking awesome and I love yogurt
I also occasionally make grammar mistakes and need to repost |
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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago
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"I bake, I cook, I clean, I've never so much as thought about standing someone up, I have an interesting job, I don't get angry and rarely embarrassed, I have body confidence that is though the roof and have no problem being naked even though my body isn't perfect.
I enjoy the gym but I don't stare at myself in the mirror, I'm humble even though I'm pretty fucking awesome and I love yogurt
I also occasionally make grammar mistakes and need to repost "
Now THATS how to sell yourself!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You might be interested to know someone I've seeing tomorrow asked me to un-shelf my cake making skills and make her a carrot cake...
Things are going to get messy!
I've made about 80 of them in my life and every time I get one bloody bit and some fat git inhales the rest... last time it was a work mate who said she didn't like carrot cake!!
Fortunately I've run out of a powdered sugar... and sugar... |
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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago
A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain |
"I bake, I cook, I clean, I've never so much as thought about standing someone up, I have an interesting job, I don't get angry and rarely embarrassed, I have body confidence that is though the roof and have no problem being naked even though my body isn't perfect.
I enjoy the gym but I don't stare at myself in the mirror, I'm humble even though I'm pretty fucking awesome and I love yogurt
I also occasionally make grammar mistakes and need to repost
Now THATS how to sell yourself! "
Oh I hope Skilled gets the date. That was outstanding. Funny too. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well he's on my friends list so if my post ends up in his profile I'll just have to congratulate him on thinking up an interesting way posting those stupid "help me lie in my profile" posts. |
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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago
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"Andy you getting it wrong again!! X
Sorry boss.
I apologise for being a prick
At least you remember me this time zx"
yeah - ok.....but in fairness, I didn't recognise the name.....but the face pic I did immediately |
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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago
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"I think this is just a scam and Andy doesn't have a woman wanting a younger version.
I think he's the one looking for guys  "
Actually, the lady in question has told me she's reading this with interest..... |
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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago
A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain |
"I think this is just a scam and Andy doesn't have a woman wanting a younger version.
I think he's the one looking for guys
Actually, the lady in question has told me she's reading this with interest..... "
Well gonna tell her to go to her Privacy / Hide on who viewed & switch it to Hide. She's shown up like a hundred times on my Who Viewed & knocked off some hotties I was pervin!
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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago
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"I think this is just a scam and Andy doesn't have a woman wanting a younger version.
I think he's the one looking for guys
Actually, the lady in question has told me she's reading this with interest.....
Well gonna tell her to go to her Privacy Hide on who viewed & switch it to Hide. She's shown up like a hundred times on my Who Viewed & knocked off some hotties I was pervin!
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Sorry random - I did tell her to perv you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I bake, I cook, I clean, I've never so much as thought about standing someone up, I have an interesting job, I don't get angry and rarely embarrassed, I have body confidence that is though the roof and have no problem being naked even though my body isn't perfect.
I enjoy the gym but I don't stare at myself in the mirror, I'm humble even though I'm pretty fucking awesome and I love yogurt
I also occasionally make grammar mistakes and need to repost "
Get yer jaiket son - yev pulled |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Get yer jaiket son - yev pulled "
By all means I'm ready!! Just had dream about fab so the old todgers raring to go
Friendship first, then I'll attempt to wow you with my lack of stupidity and pathetic banter, after that fails your options are fruit or nutted breads, cakes big and small or pair/apple and cinnamon muffins that make every other muffin you've ever eaten taste like grandpa's feet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My advert for the older ladies on site..
Normally on the first few dates I borrow mannerisms from the more interesting people I know and very often steal phrases and anecdotes from them along with concepts and ideas from obscure yet wittily-written books. It makes me appear more attractive and personable than I actually am. With you, however, I’m going to be a belligerent old shit from the very beginning. That’s because I like you and feel ready to give you honesty. Belligerent old shit(gas.46) |
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"My advert for the older ladies on site..
Normally on the first few dates I borrow mannerisms from the more interesting people I know and very often steal phrases and anecdotes from them along with concepts and ideas from obscure yet wittily-written books. It makes me appear more attractive and personable than I actually am. With you, however, I’m going to be a belligerent old shit from the very beginning. That’s because I like you and feel ready to give you honesty. Belligerent old shit(gas.46) "
Haha, I love this sales pitch!
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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago
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"I bake, I cook, I clean, I've never so much as thought about standing someone up, I have an interesting job, I don't get angry and rarely embarrassed, I have body confidence that is though the roof and have no problem being naked even though my body isn't perfect.
I enjoy the gym but I don't stare at myself in the mirror, I'm humble even though I'm pretty fucking awesome and I love yogurt
I also occasionally make grammar mistakes and need to repost
Get yer jaiket son - yev pulled "
See, it's al about selling yourself |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I just read the entire contents of this thread... Seriously? Nobody else made a real effort to sell themselves?
I wrote mine knackered from a day of clicking on websites looks for a new apartment, driving to view apartments and going to the gym twice dissipate the stress of house hunting while holding multiple conversations on my phone...
I want more fab friends (awww I put in fab and my favourite people show up in my spell check bar ) in my phone able to message me instantly, don't care if you're 100 miles away, I'm planning a second trip after Christmas to glasgow anyway and would love to get together with lots of people from that area and mass exodus right into cj's or some social party of some sort....
I'm procrastinating again, breakfast, web, viewings, baking, Edinburgh xx 
You made me use the sad face!! |
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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago
A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain |
"...Normally on the first few dates I borrow mannerisms from the more interesting people I know and very often steal phrases and anecdotes from them along with concepts and ideas from obscure yet wittily-written books... "
All my phrases & anecdotes are copyrighted. You owe me some hard cash |
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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago
A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain |
"perhaps ur friend should just look for herself furry as u are not doing a very great job on her behalf! lol x"
She is on up4. She's wearing a balaclava & seeing the prospective candidates in mode. |
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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago
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"I just read the entire contents of this thread... Seriously? Nobody else made a real effort to sell themselves?
I wrote mine knackered from a day of clicking on websites looks for a new apartment, driving to view apartments and going to the gym twice dissipate the stress of house hunting while holding multiple conversations on my phone...
I want more fab friends (awww I put in fab and my favourite people show up in my spell check bar ) in my phone able to message me instantly, don't care if you're 100 miles away, I'm planning a second trip after Christmas to glasgow anyway and would love to get together with lots of people from that area and mass exodus right into cj's or some social party of some sort....
I'm procrastinating again, breakfast, web, viewings, baking, Edinburgh xx
You made me use the sad face!!"
In all honesty, I thought with all the single guys on fab who moan about single women dissing them and never wanting to meet, some might have actually taken up he challenge.
Especially as lots of ladies read the forums but hardly post.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Looks like a failed exercise furry, sorry mate.
Good effort but looks like looks like things aren't going to change until admin starts banning for messages like "I'm frree wannna fck? |
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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago
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"Looks like a failed exercise furry, sorry mate.
Good effort but looks like looks like things aren't going to change until admin starts banning for messages like "I'm frree wannna fck?"
Nooooooo...keep those - the ladies know who to avoid then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well skilled gets my vote but then I didn't read much after cake lol x
But he missed out the bit about being a mischievous teasing sod ...........X "
What wrong with teasing? it's another word for foreplay except publically and with my tongue in your mouth?!
Yeah my biggest problem is i flirt alllllll the time, it's gotten to the point i find it easier to just walk upto some random woman and get her number than it is to get though the assault course of requirements fab women put up because of the constant bombardment of sex offers available here xx
Plus I'm not really looking to bonk someone just for shits and giggles, my most memorable meets involve some funny as hell moments like falling off the bed during sex and the lassie that during oral butt crawled on her back over the living room under the radiator and then bucked so hard she banged her head.
Those are cherished memories |
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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago
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"Well skilled gets my vote but then I didn't read much after cake lol x
But he missed out the bit about being a mischievous teasing sod ...........X
What wrong with teasing? it's another word for foreplay except publically and with my tongue in your mouth?!
Yeah my biggest problem is i flirt alllllll the time, it's gotten to the point i find it easier to just walk upto some random woman and get her number than it is to get though the assault course of requirements fab women put up because of the constant bombardment of sex offers available here xx
Plus I'm not really looking to bonk someone just for shits and giggles, my most memorable meets involve some funny as hell moments like falling off the bed during sex and the lassie that during oral butt crawled on her back over the living room under the radiator and then bucked so hard she banged her head.
Those are cherished memories "
Lmao you stud! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have other less cherished memories like a woman trying to shove her hand into my butt, never could get past the knuckles though.... Smaller hand? Moving on....
First time someone's vagina just expanded and punched me in the face.... Never seen that before or since 
My first enjoyer of pain... Bad bad memory! I'm clearly not sadistic. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well I'm pretty much exactly what you said in the advert and more, I should at least get through to boot camp! x"
Think of this like an interview, what makes you stand out? I'm creative, funny, fairly intelligent, willing to try new things like having my asshole waxed, I hate football so I'll be busy watching some stupid game, I'm kind, forgiving, very tactile and love nothing more than to gently brush my fingers all over a woman's body just after orgasm because i know 99% of them love it......
Your turn!!! Gooo |
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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago
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"The guys have been a real let down on this thread Gasmonkey. Only skilled has made the effort and I'm sure he will be rewarded by the wonderful ladies of fab.
The rest of the guys should hang their heads in shame
Gave it to them on a plate too
Maybe there will be a late entry or 2 "
New businesses sometimes take a little while to get established Andy, but I wish AK's Dating Services all the best! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh just seen this post! Well my names Chris I love a good date! Love food and drink and going out for meals. Bit of a jack the lad with a cheeky smile haha I'm gym fit but hate going only go because my job forces me too haha I hate crayons won't touch them but love colouring in though when I was in primary school I thought that was going to be my profession, growing up sadly it didn't turn out that way I now do something way cooler haha only down side is I can be away for long periods of time but a love a date and a laugh when I'm back |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"Well I'm pretty much exactly what you said in the advert and more, I should at least get through to boot camp! x
Think of this like an interview, what makes you stand out? I'm creative, funny, fairly intelligent, willing to try new things like having my asshole waxed, I hate football so I'll be busy watching some stupid game, I'm kind, forgiving, very tactile and love nothing more than to gently brush my fingers all over a woman's body just after orgasm because i know 99% of them love it......
Your turn!!! Gooo"
You HATE football?? You're fired!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cant stand it, boring as hell cult that sucks in people in based on stupid reasons to support overpaid assholes who can kick a ball well, my sport is Ice hockey, hell I'd take basketball over football.
But saying that I've met some ice hockey fans... Wow
I don't love any team enough to get a tattooed for it  |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"Cant stand it, boring as hell cult that sucks in people in based on stupid reasons to support overpaid assholes who can kick a ball well, my sport is Ice hockey, hell I'd take basketball over football.
But saying that I've met some ice hockey fans... Wow
I don't love any team enough to get a tattooed for it "
ooops, better hide my team tattoo then lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Intrigued also!
I am all of the above.
If she PM me then I have pics. Can't have public pics because of my job - which she will also like! "
Are you a jimmy choo.designer if so get your coat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You must be one of a kind furry x
Oh he definitely is... What kind? We're all still trying to. Work that one out.. "
he is an overgrown fucking ewok,how often must folk need told |
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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago
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"You must be one of a kind furry x
Oh he definitely is... What kind? We're all still trying to. Work that one out.. he is an overgrown fucking ewok,how often must folk need told "
Says the elf in the green uniform |
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"has this female not got a man yet? do you know what? She has looked at the sparse amount of applicants, and decided to find a nice lady instead as the guys seem to have let me down "
there u go .....girl power |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"has this female not got a man yet? do you know what? She has looked at the sparse amount of applicants, and decided to find a nice lady instead as the guys seem to have let me down
Willing applicant here...... Do I get through to stage 2 ??
Didn't see you selling yourself......you forget, she isn't the only lady who has read this thread you know "
Sell myself!!
Well don't look like Shrek
I am polite
I can hold a conversation
I have chest hair
The only drawback could be the fact I'm English like!!!!! |
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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago
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"has this female not got a man yet? do you know what? She has looked at the sparse amount of applicants, and decided to find a nice lady instead as the guys seem to have let me down
Willing applicant here...... Do I get through to stage 2 ??
Didn't see you selling yourself......you forget, she isn't the only lady who has read this thread you know
Sell myself!!
Well don't look like Shrek
I am polite
I can hold a conversation
I have chest hair
The only drawback could be the fact I'm English like!!!!! "
Don't let the last one stand in your way..........it doesn't stand in mine  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"has this female not got a man yet? do you know what? She has looked at the sparse amount of applicants, and decided to find a nice lady instead as the guys seem to have let me down
Willing applicant here...... Do I get through to stage 2 ??
Didn't see you selling yourself......you forget, she isn't the only lady who has read this thread you know
Sell myself!!
Well don't look like Shrek
I am polite
I can hold a conversation
I have chest hair
The only drawback could be the fact I'm English like!!!!!
Don't let the last one stand in your way..........it doesn't stand in mine "
Well I am told I am just a Jock with my brains smashed in anyway being from the beautiful north east. |
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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago
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"Im too old ohh and even if i was younger im too tall to be a yourger version of you furry
Oh come on mate, you may be older than me, but there's still hope for you yet
Set your stall out here, hijack the thread, and let the ladies looking for a slightly older man - with(so the ladies say) a 'nice ass' - see what they have been missing "
Im tooooo nice a guy to hijack your thread mate |
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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago
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"Im too old ohh and even if i was younger im too tall to be a yourger version of you furry
Oh come on mate, you may be older than me, but there's still hope for you yet
Set your stall out here, hijack the thread, and let the ladies looking for a slightly older man - with(so the ladies say) a 'nice ass' - see what they have been missing
Im tooooo nice a guy to hijack your thread mate "
Oh temp........sh.......you better hurry up bunk.....sho......... |
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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago
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"Im too old ohh and even if i was younger im too tall to be a yourger version of you furry
Oh come on mate, you may be older than me, but there's still hope for you yet
Set your stall out here, hijack the thread, and let the ladies looking for a slightly older man - with(so the ladies say) a 'nice ass' - see what they have been missing
Im tooooo nice a guy to hijack your thread mate
Oh temp........sh.......you better hurry up bunk.....sho......... "
You cannae scare me shorty she has more shoes than she can count as it is lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im too old ohh and even if i was younger im too tall to be a yourger version of you furry
Oh come on mate, you may be older than me, but there's still hope for you yet
Set your stall out here, hijack the thread, and let the ladies looking for a slightly older man - with(so the ladies say) a 'nice ass' - see what they have been missing
Im tooooo nice a guy to hijack your thread mate
Oh temp........sh.......you better hurry up bunk.....sho.........
You cannae scare me shorty she has more shoes than she can count as it is lol"
What did I do???!! |
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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago
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"Im too old ohh and even if i was younger im too tall to be a yourger version of you furry
Oh come on mate, you may be older than me, but there's still hope for you yet
Set your stall out here, hijack the thread, and let the ladies looking for a slightly older man - with(so the ladies say) a 'nice ass' - see what they have been missing
Im tooooo nice a guy to hijack your thread mate
Oh temp........sh.......you better hurry up bunk.....sho.........
You cannae scare me shorty she has more shoes than she can count as it is lol
What did I do???!!"
Hahaha not you |
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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago
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"Im too old ohh and even if i was younger im too tall to be a yourger version of you furry
Oh come on mate, you may be older than me, but there's still hope for you yet
Set your stall out here, hijack the thread, and let the ladies looking for a slightly older man - with(so the ladies say) a 'nice ass' - see what they have been missing
Im tooooo nice a guy to hijack your thread mate
Oh temp........sh.......you better hurry up bunk.....sho.........
You cannae scare me shorty she has more shoes than she can count as it is lol
What did I do???!!"
It's ok, he's just heightest |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"has this female not got a man yet? do you know what? She has looked at the sparse amount of applicants, and decided to find a nice lady instead as the guys seem to have let me down
Willing applicant here...... Do I get through to stage 2 ??
Didn't see you selling yourself......you forget, she isn't the only lady who has read this thread you know "
What! Being young and funny and filthy rich for a couple of months a year isn't enough! AV already gave up on pof and tinder haha only kidding just thought u was atleast worth a perv xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Weel i loke kids because they seem to be just as knowlageable as me
Always polite in the correct situation
And naughty when let off the leash lol
Work well as a team(in the bed)
Hope you recieve this c.v before space is filled (pardon the pun) |
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