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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My new pet is a pigeon .. can't think of a song for Doodles. However he is hilarious.
Grey pigeon, fat pigeon
Little flying rat
Shit on my car again
It's splat, splat, splat "
He's not done that yet.. more like a guard dog lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My new pet is a pigeon .. can't think of a song for Doodles. However he is hilarious.
Grey pigeon, fat pigeon
Little flying rat
Shit on my car again
It's splat, splat, splat "
Doodles the pigeon.
Landed on my seat
I shot him with a pellet gun
And now I'm going to eat |
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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago
A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain |
"My new pet is a pigeon .. can't think of a song for Doodles. However he is hilarious.
Grey pigeon, fat pigeon
Little flying rat
Shit on my car again
It's splat, splat, splat
Doodles the pigeon.
Landed on my seat
I shot him with a pellet gun
And now I'm going to eat "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Darwin said we're monkeys
"They are our near relation"
Except for that gasmonkey
Who lives near the space station
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Hahaha I feared the worst but you kept it clean.furry will be impressed  |
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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago
A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain |
"Darwin said we're monkeys
"They are our near relation"
Except for that gasmonkey
Who lives near the space station
Hahaha I feared the worst but you kept it clean.furry will be impressed "
I can do clean humour too, but why bat a single entendre when you can dish a good double. |
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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago
A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain |
"Dogs, monkeys, pandas, pigeons.........come on you lot......thinking caps on
It's a veritable menagerie. Or was that ménage e trois?
I count 4......."
God help us when you take off your shoesies & socksies beyond 20 then. |
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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago
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"Dogs, monkeys, pandas, pigeons.........come on you lot......thinking caps on
It's a veritable menagerie. Or was that ménage e trois?
I count 4.......
God help us when you take off your shoesies & socksies beyond 20 then. "
Shut it you  |
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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago
A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain |
"Dogs, monkeys, pandas, pigeons.........come on you lot......thinking caps on
It's a veritable menagerie. Or was that ménage e trois?
I count 4.......
God help us when you take off your shoesies & socksies beyond 20 then.
Shut it you "
But then you always miss the pussy |
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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago
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"Dogs, monkeys, pandas, pigeons.........come on you lot......thinking caps on
It's a veritable menagerie. Or was that ménage e trois?
I count 4.......
God help us when you take off your shoesies & socksies beyond 20 then.
Shut it you
But then you always miss the pussy "
And boobs   |
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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago
A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain |
"Dogs, monkeys, pandas, pigeons.........come on you lot......thinking caps on
It's a veritable menagerie. Or was that ménage e trois?
I count 4.......
God help us when you take off your shoesies & socksies beyond 20 then.
Shut it you
But then you always miss the pussy
And boobs "
I think you're a bum man
(See what I did there?) |
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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago
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"Dogs, monkeys, pandas, pigeons.........come on you lot......thinking caps on
It's a veritable menagerie. Or was that ménage e trois?
I count 4.......
God help us when you take off your shoesies & socksies beyond 20 then.
Shut it you
But then you always miss the pussy
And boobs
I think you're a bum man
(See what I did there?)"
I may like a nice FEMALE bum..... |
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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago
A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain |
"Dogs, monkeys, pandas, pigeons.........come on you lot......thinking caps on
It's a veritable menagerie. Or was that ménage e trois?
I count 4.......
God help us when you take off your shoesies & socksies beyond 20 then.
Shut it you
But then you always miss the pussy
And boobs
I think you're a bum man
(See what I did there?)
I may like a nice FEMALE bum..... "
Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooooooooooooow! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dogs, monkeys, pandas, pigeons.........come on you lot......thinking caps on
It's a veritable menagerie. Or was that ménage e trois?
I count 4.......
God help us when you take off your shoesies & socksies beyond 20 then.
Shut it you
But then you always miss the pussy
And boobs
I think you're a bum man
(See what I did there?)
I may like a nice FEMALE bum.....
Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooooooooooooow!"
Enough with the flirting you two...can recommend a good deal on a travelodge |
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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago
A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain |
"Enough with the flirting you two...can recommend a good deal on a travelodge "
Have you SEEN the size of his truck? It's got a flat screen TV & looks like that "Home Makeover" show did the interior decorating! |
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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago
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"Dogs, monkeys, pandas, pigeons.........come on you lot......thinking caps on
It's a veritable menagerie. Or was that ménage e trois?
I count 4.......
God help us when you take off your shoesies & socksies beyond 20 then.
Shut it you
But then you always miss the pussy
And boobs
I think you're a bum man
(See what I did there?)
I may like a nice FEMALE bum.....
Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooooooooooooow!"
Don't bet your life on it peanut |
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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago
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"Enough with the flirting you two...can recommend a good deal on a travelodge
Have you SEEN the size of his truck? It's got a flat screen TV & looks like that "Home Makeover" show did the interior decorating!"
That's DLTs green machine |
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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago
A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain |
"Enough with the flirting you two...can recommend a good deal on a travelodge
Have you SEEN the size of his truck? It's got a flat screen TV & looks like that "Home Makeover" show did the interior decorating!
That's DLTs green machine "
Meh, you truckers look all alike to me.
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Can't believe nobody has mentioned elephants, especially given there's a suitable song for them...
"I've got an Elephant,Elephant,
Riding on your back I'm in my element,
Element
It's true and it's a fact that there is so much you can learn,
When you're on a pachyderm!"  |
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