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An increasingly warped sense of humour could be an early warning sign of impending dementia, say UK experts.
Well your all fucked.if your reading this then
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2 bits of sick walking up the road after a night in the pub
Hughie turns to ralf and says see that tenement over there
That where I was brought up
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After being flown to China, and spending a week sewing tracksuits and trainers for 18 hours a day, my teacher asked me what I had learned from my work experience.
I said, "The correct spelling of the word 'sweetshop'."
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Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy, who has a broken leg.
Paddy says, "Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and get me slippers?"
"No bother," he says, and he runs upstairs and there are Paddy's two stunning 19 year old twin daughters sat on their beds.
"Hello dere girls, your Da' sent me up here to shag ya both."
"Fook off you liar!"
"I'll prove it," Murphy says.
So he shouts down the stairs, "Both of them, Paddy?"
"Of course, what's the use of fookin' one???  |
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terrible? Those were some of my best lol 
(Got that from a wee trick or treater) shame on me i know!! 
