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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago
A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain |
"'Twas the night before Christmas in the land of fabswingers,
Women were having fun & not just with their fingers,"
The stockings were hung & so we're the guys
While the ladies put cream on their steamy mince pies, |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"'Twas the night before Christmas in the land of fabswingers,
Women were having fun & not just with their fingers,
The stockings were hung & so we're the guys
While the ladies put cream on their steamy mince pies,"
Random was swinging,
Fab fem was singing, |
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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago
Ayrshire |
"'Twas the night before Christmas in the land of fabswingers,
Women were having fun & not just with their fingers,
The stockings were hung & so we're the guys
While the ladies put cream on their steamy mince pies,
Random was swinging,
Fab fem was singing,"
While gasmonkey's phone was lying in snow
Here comes another post about a no show |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
Falkirk |
"'Twas the night before Christmas in the land of fabswingers,
Women were having fun & not just with their fingers,
The stockings were hung & so we're the guys
While the ladies put cream on their steamy mince pies,
Random was swinging,
Fab fem was singing,
While gasmonkey's phone was lying in snow
Here comes another post about a no show"
Luckily the snow wasn't yellow,
But the music? It was mellow, |
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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago
A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain |
"'Twas the night before Christmas in the land of fabswingers,
Women were having fun & not just with their fingers,
The stockings were hung & so we're the guys
While the ladies put cream on their steamy mince pies,
Random was swinging,
Fab fem was singing,
While gasmonkey's phone was lying in snow
Here comes another post about a no show
Luckily the snow wasn't yellow,
But the music? It was mellow,"
Then what to my wondering eyes did appear,
But a mail with an invite to the "Meet Of The Year" |
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"I went to the meet but of course it was fake
So I shouted out loud AW FOR F**K SAKE "
So I trudged my way home, feeling ever so low,
And to my wondrous surprise, look who was standing in th snow....... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I went to the meet but of course it was fake
So I shouted out loud AW FOR F**K SAKE
So I trudged my way home, feeling ever so low,
And to my wondrous surprise, look who was standing in th snow......."
It was a 6ft hunk in a suit with quite an afterglow
"Come in from the cold and sit by my fire"
His voice deep and eyes full of desire
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There once was a man named Santa,
Who came home singing a merry old song.
Mrs clause wasn't pleased and got up off her knees as her present wasn't a big black dong. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There once was a man named Santa,
Who came home singing a merry old song.
Mrs clause wasn't pleased and got up off her knees as her present wasn't a big black dong."
awe you ruined it mate  |
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