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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

"you can't have your cake and eat it"

I disagree baked a Victoria sponge and ate it today

What other silly sayings spring to mind

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cry? I'll give you something to cry for.

No ta.

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS  over a year ago

Edinburgh

The ones I find totally silly are;

"This is true" when someone agrees with you, but they're making it sound like they've made the point.

&

"At the end of the day" - I always finish that sentence with "You go to bed".

Mandy

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk

'I'll give you the back of my hand' - no you won't, it will be the palm again

Or

'I'll tan your hide!' - what am I? A fucking cow?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

One day you'll wake up dead

Still find this one a head f*ck!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'll take my hand off your face...

What time do you call this?

See Billy connelly

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk

If you fall and break your leg, don't come running to me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Make sure you have clean underwear on. Incase you get run. Over. ???

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Make sure you have clean underwear on. Incase you get run. Over. ???"

I always wear clean underwear but doubt it would make any difference to my injuries if boxers or french knickers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hi it's me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If the wind changes your face will stay like that

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk


"If the wind changes your face will stay like that

"

Forgot that one - my grandma used to say it all the time

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By *ch WellMan  over a year ago

Scotland

You get out of fab what you put in.

Aye, whatever

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Don't know if this a Scottish saying or Yorkshire.

When you d*unk ..im 3sheets to the wind....no idea what that infers ha

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk


"Don't know if this a Scottish saying or Yorkshire.

When you d*unk ..im 3sheets to the wind....no idea what that infers ha "

It's probably naval, if you have 3 sheets to the wind your yacht will be at quite an angle as you gain a lot of speed.

But that's just a guess of course lol

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

D*unk as a skunk never seen any of those poor animals intoxicated

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk

Sober as a judge - really?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ill sleep tonight.

Whats unusual about that?

To tell you the truth..

Because normally your a liar, is that what you mean?

Best/funniest/worst thing ever.

Ever really, are you sure?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Don't know if this a Scottish saying or Yorkshire.

When you d*unk ..im 3sheets to the wind....no idea what that infers ha "

When sailors in the old days were too d*unk the were tied to the mast to sober up.

Thats what i believe that saying meant. Ita very outdated.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'll shag the arse off you.

Never seen one fall off yet.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I could eat a scabby horse

Eh really please do then lol

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk

I'd give my right arm - really?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Take thst jacket off you won't get the benifits if it outside

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By *orthseatiger69Man  over a year ago

Ayrshire /North lanarshire

One that gets me is "What's for you, won't go by you"

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By *ab femWoman  over a year ago

Ayrshire

Not a saying but you lose something parents always have to ask....Where did you lose it?

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By *lba couple1Couple  over a year ago

glasgow

Stop picking your nose or you will poke your eye out, xxx

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk


"Not a saying but you lose something parents always have to ask....Where did you lose it? "

Or 'where did you,have it last?'

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By *irtyGirlWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh

I could eat a scabby dug!

Could you? Really?

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By *radesman62Man  over a year ago

Dundee

"You know what I was going to say".............. no I don't and if I did you would be useless telling me

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

An old one..

To much wanking will.make you go blind

Mind you I do need specs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Explain in your own words lol???

Billy connolly does a cracker with this

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You're not getting any younger !!

No-one is so why say it ??

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By *ackInDundeeMan  over a year ago

Dundee


""you can't have your cake and eat it"

I disagree baked a Victoria sponge and ate it today

What other silly sayings spring to mind "

If you ate it, then you no longer have it. So you can't have your cake and eat it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You'll catch yer death! Cold weather is not a disease.

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By *ustcantgetenuf50Woman  over a year ago

Glasgow

Eat your crusts and you will have curly hair!!!!!

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By *avdunsMan  over a year ago

edinburgh

Too many cooks spoil the broth.........but...many hands make light work! Which is it?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"An old one..

To much wanking will.make you go blind

Mind you I do need specs "

I think that one is true

Then again wonder if Bats wank off a lot as you know the old saying "Blind As A Bat"

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By *ola cubesMan  over a year ago

coatbridge


"D*unk as a skunk never seen any of those poor animals intoxicated "
think it comes from a skunks love of fermented fruit full of ethenol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Still love calling someone an old fuddy duddy

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