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over a year ago
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"Thanks. The main advise has been plenty of lube. Someone mentioned using a condom as it can get messy? "
Plenty of lube keep eye contact and talk dirty    |
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I think trying not to laugh also helps ..
Seeing your partner with something that resembles a torch (yet named after a porn star) on the end of their cock is hard to take seriously at first..
However the reactions it gets are quite something once you get over that  |
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"I could never imagine using a Fleshlight. What would happen if it malfunctioned and went haywire? It could be real horrorshow..."
wtf do you think a fleshlight is?? |
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"I could never imagine using a Fleshlight. What would happen if it malfunctioned and went haywire? It could be real horrorshow...
wtf do you think a fleshlight is??"
To my knowledge it is a male masturbatory aid. Going by the annoying pop-up adverts, it appears to be a plastic and rubber artificial vagina, shaped creepily similar to a child's toy microphone. It has mechanical, moving electrical parts to perform actions such as suction and has replacement ends to replicate a mouth, vagina and bumhole. Lifelike rubber crafted from a real pretty lady's vulva. It is not necessary to give the Fleshlight a nice woman's name like Doreen or Brenda, or to talk sweetly to her, but some men may find this a comfort on cold winter nights. Like any appliance, it can go wonky and unlike an inserted vibrator in a vaginal cavity or similar orifice, that can quickly be removed and tossed out of an open window in an emergency, I would not trust inserting my erect penis into a machine, certainly not after watching the Terminator movies. Cyborg vulva indeed! Pffft! |
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"I could never imagine using a Fleshlight. What would happen if it malfunctioned and went haywire? It could be real horrorshow...
wtf do you think a fleshlight is??
To my knowledge it is a male masturbatory aid. Going by the annoying pop-up adverts, it appears to be a plastic and rubber artificial vagina, shaped creepily similar to a child's toy microphone. It has mechanical, moving electrical parts to perform actions such as suction and has replacement ends to replicate a mouth, vagina and bumhole. Lifelike rubber crafted from a real pretty lady's vulva. It is not necessary to give the Fleshlight a nice woman's name like Doreen or Brenda, or to talk sweetly to her, but some men may find this a comfort on cold winter nights. Like any appliance, it can go wonky and unlike an inserted vibrator in a vaginal cavity or similar orifice, that can quickly be removed and tossed out of an open window in an emergency, I would not trust inserting my erect penis into a machine, certainly not after watching the Terminator movies. Cyborg vulva indeed! Pffft! "
I'm stunned... 
a fleshlight has no mechanical parts, it's a synthetic extremely soft silicon vagina that you lub up, shove your penis in and masturbate with...
Nothing sucks or blows or cranks, the most it might have is a vibrator in it... |
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I'm stunned...
a fleshlight has no mechanical parts, it's a synthetic extremely soft silicon vagina that you lub up, shove your penis in and masturbate with...
Nothing sucks or blows or cranks, the most it might have is a vibrator in it..."
Humour aside, yes, the regular bog-standard Fleshlight has no moving parts. However, after a bit more research, there are indeed vibrating ones that have moving parts, similar to a vibrator, or the technology in an XBOX controller. There was an attachment that comes with a USB stick, where you can 'interact' with supplied pornography! I did see a few that have a gripping/stroking action and the cross-section diagram that boasted "All metal industrial strength motor plugs into any wall socket - never needs batteries." It looked a bit like an angry 'WankRobot T800'. Scary to say the least, especially if you make a mistake with the voltage... Either way, it's still not my cup of tea. |
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Don't take any chances folks - the brilliantly named 'Travel Pussy' is available in all good pub toilet vending machines at a fraction of the cost (£4) of a Fleshlight.
It has no moving, vibrating or mechanical parts, comes with a Pot Noodle-esque sachet of lube, is a realistic 'thrush pink' colour and the only real flaw I can see in this wonderful innovation is, that essentially, it is just a pink old-style hoover or airline sick bag!
If you're still not convinced, for £3.95 less, you could just fuck a supermarket carrier. (Keep away from small children)
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"Don't take any chances folks - the brilliantly named 'Travel Pussy' is available in all good pub toilet vending machines at a fraction of the cost (£4) of a Fleshlight.
It has no moving, vibrating or mechanical parts, comes with a Pot Noodle-esque sachet of lube, is a realistic 'thrush pink' colour and the only real flaw I can see in this wonderful innovation is, that essentially, it is just a pink old-style hoover or airline sick bag!
If you're still not convinced, for £3.95 less, you could just fuck a supermarket carrier. (Keep away from small children)
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Hahahaha! Some good consumer advice there. Mind you I'm not going to put soy sauce on my penis, so you can keep your Pot Noodle sachet. The carrier bag idea is cheap and basic, although it will rustle like hell and the air holes in the bottom will create a spunky Jackson Pollock-esque painting on the floor. |
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Thanks for the advice. Had a great time yesterday with Graeme. Plenty of lube was great advice thanks. Felt a bit silly at first but his face said it all, but I slipped it off for him to cum over me and I have never seen him cum so much.
Super experience xxx |
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"Thanks for the advice. Had a great time yesterday with Graeme. Plenty of lube was great advice thanks. Felt a bit silly at first but his face said it all, but I slipped it off for him to cum over me and I have never seen him cum so much.
Super experience xxx"
Awesome, so pleased for you!
Did you take pictures?  |
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I use the Genmu Pinky Touch sex toy, the elastic type. Lube, spit or precum works wonders. This elastic one one moulds itself to your cock and with the vacuum it creates it intensifies the stimulation. If you've not tried this you're really missing out!!
Genmu do a lot of different coloured models, but I stick with the bright orange one. They sell them in Pulse & Cocktails so easily purchased wherever you live. Happy wanking!! |
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Lube is definitely required. As for using a condom it depends. Either way if you have came in it or not it still needs cleaning. It's a bit of a saga cleaning it and you need renewing powder (baby talc is cheaper and the same.)
It is surprisingly quite heavy too. |
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dafuk? And asked like 80 questions! Nonononono lol