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over a year ago
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Definitely not a turn on.....unless it's my own farts!
Nowt to be embarrassed about,if someone can't laugh at that then they're taking things far too seriously! |
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over a year ago
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I was with a wonderful escort in Amsterdam who kepy fanny farting when I was doggie style. She said in her wonderful dutch accent. "you know that noise is not coming from my bum dont you?" I said "I know its not cause its tickling my cock" |
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over a year ago
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One of my first sexual experience, the guy kept taking his cock right out of me then pushing it back in. Obviously it was fanny fart central, and he said "Can you stop doing that it's really putting me off"  Wasn't impressed when I told him it was essentially him doing it!
I think if you can't have a laugh during sex then you're having it with the wrong person/people! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"One of my first sexual experience, the guy kept taking his cock right out of me then pushing it back in. Obviously it was fanny fart central, and he said "Can you stop doing that it's really putting me off" Wasn't impressed when I told him it was essentially him doing it!
I think if you can't have a laugh during sex then you're having it with the wrong person/people!"
Ah 27 and already having sex with humorless morons lol hopefully you kicked his ass to the kerb.
Closest I've had to this was trying to hold in a fart while a girl tried to get me off with her mouth... holding it in was so uncomfortable it took ages to finally cum... and she got pissed at me for it  |
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"One of my first sexual experience, the guy kept taking his cock right out of me then pushing it back in. Obviously it was fanny fart central, and he said "Can you stop doing that it's really putting me off" Wasn't impressed when I told him it was essentially him doing it!
I think if you can't have a laugh during sex then you're having it with the wrong person/people!"
You should've asked him to pull your finger!   |
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"One of my first sexual experience, the guy kept taking his cock right out of me then pushing it back in. Obviously it was fanny fart central, and he said "Can you stop doing that it's really putting me off" Wasn't impressed when I told him it was essentially him doing it!
I think if you can't have a laugh during sex then you're having it with the wrong person/people!
Ah 27 and already having sex with humorless morons lol hopefully you kicked his ass to the kerb.
Closest I've had to this was trying to hold in a fart while a girl tried to get me off with her mouth... holding it in was so uncomfortable it took ages to finally cum... and she got pissed at me for it "
Lol already...It was at least 10 years ago |
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"One of my first sexual experience, the guy kept taking his cock right out of me then pushing it back in. Obviously it was fanny fart central, and he said "Can you stop doing that it's really putting me off" Wasn't impressed when I told him it was essentially him doing it!
I think if you can't have a laugh during sex then you're having it with the wrong person/people!
You should've asked him to pull your finger! "
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"I find it embarrassing.
Also my bf was warned many years ago fart when I'm going down on him and it's his last.
11 years later he's still not done it lol"
Good for you! personally I couldn't care less but until a woman farts or goes on the toilet in front of me I'll no do it to her. x |
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"One of my first sexual experience, the guy kept taking his cock right out of me then pushing it back in. Obviously it was fanny fart central, and he said "Can you stop doing that it's really putting me off" Wasn't impressed when I told him it was essentially him doing it!
I think if you can't have a laugh during sex then you're having it with the wrong person/people!"
Ur so right there.  |
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