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John  | |||
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"Why would a guid dog need a cap?
John "aww u scared him off  | |||
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"Why would a guid dog need a cap?
John "fuckin bastard in auto correct | |||
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"Why would a guid dog need a cap?
John
aww u scared him off "woof woof | |||
"When a guide dog does a poo, the owner cleans it up in exactly the same way as a sighted person has to." kinda difficult if they can't see where the dog has had a shit | |||
"Why would a guid dog need a cap?
John
aww u scared him off woof woof "u barking at me  | |||
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"When a guide dog does a poo, the owner cleans it up in exactly the same way as a sighted person has to.kinda difficult if they can't see where the dog has had a shit "Perhaps, but the dog is well trained and the smell is a good indication of where it is. | |||
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And often dogs can be trained to 'toilet' on command ....apparently | |||
"Why would a guid dog need a cap?
John
aww u scared him off woof woof
u barking at me "trying to scare you | |||
"Why would a guid dog need a cap?
John
aww u scared him off woof woof
u barking at me trying to scare you "You couldn't even scare your own shadow! Pffft | |||
"Why would a guid dog need a cap?
John
aww u scared him off woof woof
u barking at me trying to scare you
You couldn't even scare your own shadow! Pffft "better than scaring yourself every morning you look in the mirror | |||
"Why would a guid dog need a cap?
John
aww u scared him off woof woof
u barking at me trying to scare you
You couldn't even scare your own shadow! Pffft "Does he actually cast a shadow | |||
"Why would a guid dog need a cap?
John
aww u scared him off woof woof
u barking at me trying to scare you
You couldn't even scare your own shadow! Pffft
Does he actually cast a shadow "with my special forces training I've learned how to avoid casting a shadow | |||
"Why would a guid dog need a cap?
John
aww u scared him off woof woof
u barking at me trying to scare you
You couldn't even scare your own shadow! Pffft
Does he actually cast a shadow with my special forces training I've learned how to avoid casting a shadow "What he means is 'no - too short' | |||
"Why would a guid dog need a cap?
John
aww u scared him off woof woof
u barking at me trying to scare you
You couldn't even scare your own shadow! Pffft
Does he actually cast a shadow with my special forces training I've learned how to avoid casting a shadow
What he means is 'no - too short' " | |||
"Why would a guid dog need a cap?
John
aww u scared him off woof woof
u barking at me trying to scare you
You couldn't even scare your own shadow! Pffft better than scaring yourself every morning you look in the mirror "That's why Mrs DLT hid the mirrors from you  | |||
"Why would a guid dog need a cap?
John
aww u scared him off woof woof
u barking at me trying to scare you
You couldn't even scare your own shadow! Pffft
Does he actually cast a shadow with my special forces training I've learned how to avoid casting a shadow "Oh, and it wasn't special forces - it was 'how to be an ewok' | |||
"Why would a guid dog need a cap?
John
aww u scared him off woof woof
u barking at me trying to scare you
You couldn't even scare your own shadow! Pffft
Does he actually cast a shadow with my special forces training I've learned how to avoid casting a shadow
Oh, and it wasn't special forces - it was 'how to be an ewok' "coming from king of the wookies that's rich | |||
"Why would a guid dog need a cap?
John
aww u scared him off woof woof
u barking at me trying to scare you
You couldn't even scare your own shadow! Pffft better than scaring yourself every morning you look in the mirror
That's why Mrs DLT hid the mirrors from you "unlike your hoose where every mirror is broken | |||
"Why would a guid dog need a cap?
John
aww u scared him off woof woof
u barking at me trying to scare you
You couldn't even scare your own shadow! Pffft
Does he actually cast a shadow with my special forces training I've learned how to avoid casting a shadow
Oh, and it wasn't special forces - it was 'how to be an ewok' coming from king of the wookies that's rich "Still taller than an ewok | |||
"Why would a guid dog need a cap?
John
aww u scared him off woof woof
u barking at me trying to scare you
You couldn't even scare your own shadow! Pffft
Does he actually cast a shadow with my special forces training I've learned how to avoid casting a shadow
Oh, and it wasn't special forces - it was 'how to be an ewok' coming from king of the wookies that's rich
Still taller than an ewok "Just | |||
"Why would a guid dog need a cap?
John
aww u scared him off woof woof
u barking at me trying to scare you
You couldn't even scare your own shadow! Pffft
Does he actually cast a shadow with my special forces training I've learned how to avoid casting a shadow
Oh, and it wasn't special forces - it was 'how to be an ewok' coming from king of the wookies that's rich
Still taller than an ewok
Just "Just is enough  | |||
"Why would a guid dog need a cap?
John
aww u scared him off woof woof
u barking at me trying to scare you
You couldn't even scare your own shadow! Pffft
Does he actually cast a shadow with my special forces training I've learned how to avoid casting a shadow
Oh, and it wasn't special forces - it was 'how to be an ewok' coming from king of the wookies that's rich
Still taller than an ewok
Just
Just is enough "Said no-one EVER | |||
"Why would a guid dog need a cap?
John
aww u scared him off woof woof
u barking at me trying to scare you
You couldn't even scare your own shadow! Pffft
Does he actually cast a shadow with my special forces training I've learned how to avoid casting a shadow
Oh, and it wasn't special forces - it was 'how to be an ewok' coming from king of the wookies that's rich
Still taller than an ewok
Just
Just is enough
Said no-one EVER "Hang on a second..........you're not exactly a giant either lol | |||
"Why would a guid dog need a cap?
John
aww u scared him off woof woof
u barking at me trying to scare you
You couldn't even scare your own shadow! Pffft
Does he actually cast a shadow with my special forces training I've learned how to avoid casting a shadow
Oh, and it wasn't special forces - it was 'how to be an ewok' coming from king of the wookies that's rich
Still taller than an ewok
Just
Just is enough
Said no-one EVER
Hang on a second..........you're not exactly a giant either lol "Compared to you and dlt i am pmsl | |||
"Why would a guid dog need a cap?
John
aww u scared him off woof woof
u barking at me trying to scare you
You couldn't even scare your own shadow! Pffft
Does he actually cast a shadow with my special forces training I've learned how to avoid casting a shadow
Oh, and it wasn't special forces - it was 'how to be an ewok' coming from king of the wookies that's rich
Still taller than an ewok
Just
Just is enough
Said no-one EVER
Hang on a second..........you're not exactly a giant either lol
Compared to you and dlt i am pmsl "Hmmmmmmmmm skoda sandwich DLT?? | |||
"Why would a guid dog need a cap?
John
aww u scared him off woof woof
u barking at me trying to scare you
You couldn't even scare your own shadow! Pffft
Does he actually cast a shadow with my special forces training I've learned how to avoid casting a shadow
Oh, and it wasn't special forces - it was 'how to be an ewok' coming from king of the wookies that's rich
Still taller than an ewok
Just
Just is enough
Said no-one EVER
Hang on a second..........you're not exactly a giant either lol
Compared to you and dlt i am pmsl
Hmmmmmmmmm skoda sandwich DLT?? "aye right you are | |||
"Why would a guid dog need a cap?
John
aww u scared him off woof woof
u barking at me trying to scare you
You couldn't even scare your own shadow! Pffft
Does he actually cast a shadow with my special forces training I've learned how to avoid casting a shadow
Oh, and it wasn't special forces - it was 'how to be an ewok' coming from king of the wookies that's rich
Still taller than an ewok
Just
Just is enough
Said no-one EVER
Hang on a second..........you're not exactly a giant either lol
Compared to you and dlt i am pmsl
Hmmmmmmmmm skoda sandwich DLT?? aye right you are " | |||
 im not being the meat in a dlt furry sandwich | |||
" im not being the meat in a dlt furry sandwich "I think you'd look good in a small chunk of metal in between the two of us | |||
" im not being the meat in a dlt furry sandwich
I think you'd look good in a small chunk of metal in between the two of us "all I can think of now is _unkie dressed up as dirty lyall Wallace in convoy getting squashed between pig pen and spidermike | |||
" im not being the meat in a dlt furry sandwich
I think you'd look good in a small chunk of metal in between the two of us all I can think of now is _unkie dressed up as dirty lyall Wallace in convoy getting squashed between pig pen and spidermike "pmsfl | |||
lol | |||
"Theres summit wrong with you 2 lol "that coming from someone who's profile picture looks like an x-ray | |||
"Theres summit wrong with you 2 lol that coming from someone who's profile picture looks like an x-ray " | |||
"Why would a guid dog need a cap?
John
aww u scared him off woof woof
u barking at me trying to scare you
You couldn't even scare your own shadow! Pffft
Does he actually cast a shadow with my special forces training I've learned how to avoid casting a shadow
Oh, and it wasn't special forces - it was 'how to be an ewok' coming from king of the wookies that's rich
Still taller than an ewok
Just
Just is enough
Said no-one EVER
Hang on a second..........you're not exactly a giant either lol
Compared to you and dlt i am pmsl "I don't even need a pair of heels on I'm bigger than the three of you remember size dosen't always count | |||
"Why would a guid dog need a cap?
John
aww u scared him off woof woof
u barking at me trying to scare you
You couldn't even scare your own shadow! Pffft
Does he actually cast a shadow with my special forces training I've learned how to avoid casting a shadow
Oh, and it wasn't special forces - it was 'how to be an ewok' coming from king of the wookies that's rich
Still taller than an ewok
Just
Just is enough
Said no-one EVER
Hang on a second..........you're not exactly a giant either lol
Compared to you and dlt i am pmsl
I don't even need a pair of heels on I'm bigger than the three of you remember size dosen't always count "oh fucking really? | |||
"Why would a guid dog need a cap?
John
aww u scared him off woof woof
u barking at me trying to scare you
You couldn't even scare your own shadow! Pffft
Does he actually cast a shadow with my special forces training I've learned how to avoid casting a shadow
Oh, and it wasn't special forces - it was 'how to be an ewok' coming from king of the wookies that's rich
Still taller than an ewok
Just
Just is enough
Said no-one EVER
Hang on a second..........you're not exactly a giant either lol
Compared to you and dlt i am pmsl
I don't even need a pair of heels on I'm bigger than the three of you remember size dosen't always count oh fucking really? "Only size that matters for me is my bank balance | |||
"Why would a guid dog need a cap?
John
aww u scared him off woof woof
u barking at me trying to scare you
You couldn't even scare your own shadow! Pffft
Does he actually cast a shadow with my special forces training I've learned how to avoid casting a shadow
Oh, and it wasn't special forces - it was 'how to be an ewok' coming from king of the wookies that's rich
Still taller than an ewok
Just
Just is enough
Said no-one EVER
Hang on a second..........you're not exactly a giant either lol
Compared to you and dlt i am pmsl
I don't even need a pair of heels on I'm bigger than the three of you remember size dosen't always count oh fucking really?
Only size that matters for me is my bank balance "And dress size  | |||
"Why would a guid dog need a cap?
John
aww u scared him off woof woof
u barking at me trying to scare you
You couldn't even scare your own shadow! Pffft
Does he actually cast a shadow with my special forces training I've learned how to avoid casting a shadow
Oh, and it wasn't special forces - it was 'how to be an ewok' coming from king of the wookies that's rich
Still taller than an ewok
Just
Just is enough
Said no-one EVER
Hang on a second..........you're not exactly a giant either lol
Compared to you and dlt i am pmsl
I don't even need a pair of heels on I'm bigger than the three of you remember size dosen't always count oh fucking really?
Only size that matters for me is my bank balance
And dress size "That's bigger than my bank balance  | |||
"Why would a guid dog need a cap?
John
aww u scared him off woof woof
u barking at me trying to scare you
You couldn't even scare your own shadow! Pffft
Does he actually cast a shadow with my special forces training I've learned how to avoid casting a shadow
Oh, and it wasn't special forces - it was 'how to be an ewok' coming from king of the wookies that's rich
Still taller than an ewok
Just
Just is enough
Said no-one EVER
Hang on a second..........you're not exactly a giant either lol
Compared to you and dlt i am pmsl
I don't even need a pair of heels on I'm bigger than the three of you remember size dosen't always count oh fucking really?
Only size that matters for me is my bank balance
And dress size
That's bigger than my bank balance "so is furries | |||
"Why would a guid dog need a cap?
John
aww u scared him off woof woof
u barking at me trying to scare you
You couldn't even scare your own shadow! Pffft
Does he actually cast a shadow with my special forces training I've learned how to avoid casting a shadow
Oh, and it wasn't special forces - it was 'how to be an ewok' coming from king of the wookies that's rich
Still taller than an ewok
Just
Just is enough
Said no-one EVER
Hang on a second..........you're not exactly a giant either lol
Compared to you and dlt i am pmsl
I don't even need a pair of heels on I'm bigger than the three of you remember size dosen't always count oh fucking really?
Only size that matters for me is my bank balance
And dress size
That's bigger than my bank balance so is furries "But you've never seen my bank balance  | |||
"Why would a guid dog need a cap?
John
aww u scared him off woof woof
u barking at me trying to scare you
You couldn't even scare your own shadow! Pffft
Does he actually cast a shadow with my special forces training I've learned how to avoid casting a shadow
Oh, and it wasn't special forces - it was 'how to be an ewok' coming from king of the wookies that's rich
Still taller than an ewok
Just
Just is enough
Said no-one EVER
Hang on a second..........you're not exactly a giant either lol
Compared to you and dlt i am pmsl
I don't even need a pair of heels on I'm bigger than the three of you remember size dosen't always count oh fucking really?
Only size that matters for me is my bank balance
And dress size
That's bigger than my bank balance so is furries
But you've never seen my bank balance "I was on about your dress size | |||
"Why would a guid dog need a cap?
John
aww u scared him off woof woof
u barking at me trying to scare you
You couldn't even scare your own shadow! Pffft
Does he actually cast a shadow with my special forces training I've learned how to avoid casting a shadow
Oh, and it wasn't special forces - it was 'how to be an ewok' coming from king of the wookies that's rich
Still taller than an ewok
Just
Just is enough
Said no-one EVER
Hang on a second..........you're not exactly a giant either lol
Compared to you and dlt i am pmsl
I don't even need a pair of heels on I'm bigger than the three of you remember size dosen't always count oh fucking really?
Only size that matters for me is my bank balance
And dress size
That's bigger than my bank balance so is furries
But you've never seen my bank balance I was on about your dress size "Don't have one......they don't look good with my chest | |||
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"It is intended that dog fouling offences are not applicable to working dogs or to guide dogs . " My parent's had a retired one ...He picked up his own shìte x | |||
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"When a guide dog does a poo, the owner cleans it up in exactly the same way as a sighted person has to." No I think they are exempt but probably do pick up if able. I would imagine guide dogs are probably trained not to drop their arse contents just any old place | |||
"When a guide dog does a poo, the owner cleans it up in exactly the same way as a sighted person has to. No I think they are exempt but probably do pick up if able. I would imagine guide dogs are probably trained not to drop their arse contents just any old place" My reply was not about the legal position, but the practicalities of a blind person lifting dog shit. It was something I was in the dark about until I asked my blind friend. The dog has a harness on, so the owner knows exactly where the dog is, therefore they know exactly where poop is and bag over hand they scoop up the stinky stuff. | |||
