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By *e_french OP Man
over a year ago
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Hi guys,
I am just curious to hear each other worst best excuses for people letting you down last minute.
This is not a rant more of funny topic.
This is my top 4:
1-The baby sitter cancelled we struggled with the kid. (Of course the people on fab warn you a day after you were suppose to meet)
2-No more battery on the phone so we could not contact you. (this is a classic, people contact you a day or two after).
3-The car broke down. (people warn you a day or two after it happened)
4-Periods came. (Some ladies constantly have their periods, strange...)
I am waiting for yours 
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After a no-show....
" it was easter and i had my family round and that meant i couldnt get to the phone"
Aye, cause it's a well known fact that picking your mobile up and sending a text (or going to toilet and doing it) will automatically alert your family to the fact you are supposed to be meeting a Tgirl later for bum sex  |
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over a year ago
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Aye, cause it's a well known fact that picking your mobile up and sending a text (or going to toilet and doing it) will automatically alert your family to the fact you are supposed to be meeting a Tgirl later for bum sex "
It is? I so need to stop texting |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well actually I was with family last night, everyone was having fun, i innocently went to the loo & when I came back in the music had stopped & they were all looking at me. Dad hit right out with, "were you or were you not in there organising a 3some with 2 t-girls"
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"Well actually I was with family last night, everyone was having fun, i innocently went to the loo & when I came back in the music had stopped & they were all looking at me. Dad hit right out with, "were you or were you not in there organising a 3some with 2 t-girls"
Mr Jigsaw"
Nah, they probably looked at what you were browsing before you excused yourself. I screenlock my tablet to avoid this  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well actually I was with family last night, everyone was having fun, i innocently went to the loo & when I came back in the music had stopped & they were all looking at me. Dad hit right out with, "were you or were you not in there organising a 3some with 2 t-girls"
Mr Jigsaw
Nah, they probably looked at what you were browsing before you excused yourself. I screenlock my tablet to avoid this "
No honestly I just needed a pee!!  |
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By *e_french OP Man
over a year ago
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"They are all plausible tho surely?
Agreed they are all plausible. Especially the babysitter at the last minute.
Sounds more like a rant thread. "
This is not a rant thread more a funny one in my opinion.
I had couples that had issue with kids but a few days in advances they message me... Messaging people 1 or 2 days after is different.
Does it make sense? I am just curious to hear other people that experienced crap excuses... |
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I once made an excuse ...my niece went into labour two weeks early and I had her toddler dropped of at mine! not good but true.
on the other hand I have twice met the vanishing man ...that chats to u night before and has vanished next morning and blocks u and switches phone off!!...yes it was same man should have learned first time huh? ?  X |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I once made an excuse ...my niece went into labour two weeks early and I had her toddler dropped of at mine! not good but true.
on the other hand I have twice met the vanishing man ...that chats to u night before and has vanished next morning and blocks u and switches phone off!!...yes it was same man should have learned first time huh? ? X"
My phone wasn't off it was eaten by Bunkie.it was sabotage..can we try again  |
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"I once made an excuse ...my niece went into labour two weeks early and I had her toddler dropped of at mine! not good but true.
on the other hand I have twice met the vanishing man ...that chats to u night before and has vanished next morning and blocks u and switches phone off!!...yes it was same man should have learned first time huh? ? X
My phone wasn't off it was eaten by Bunkie.it was sabotage..can we try again "
haha u rotten wee shite .... I was all dolled up too! mwah x  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"After a no-show....
" it was easter and i had my family round and that meant i couldnt get to the phone"
Aye, cause it's a well known fact that picking your mobile up and sending a text (or going to toilet and doing it) will automatically alert your family to the fact you are supposed to be meeting a Tgirl later for bum sex "
I'm curious, are you giving or receiving? because these guys sound like giant pussies. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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When asked if I fancied making it an afternoon session coz they were horny but had to decline because I was at work... was told I was a fake?? I'm fake coz I can't make it 4hrs early. |
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"When asked if I fancied making it an afternoon session coz they were horny but had to decline because I was at work... was told I was a fake?? I'm fake coz I can't make it 4hrs early."
All my best offers seem to come when i'm at work  then i get home and nobody is interested |
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