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"Why do old women love to have loads of cats?
Because as women age they reach a phase of life called the ‘many paws'  "
That's bloody rubbish. One cake owed for that bad joke. |
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A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes
I'll get direct debit set up for harry how cakes for you  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes
I'll get direct debit set up for harry how cakes for you "
Omg improving though . LOL |
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Adam and eve had an ideal marriage.he didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married. And she didn't hear. About how well his mother cooked. |
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By *argaidMan
over a year ago
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A priest and a rabbi end up sitting at the same table on the Glasgow to London train and, as is the way with British trains, it gets delayed. So they have plenty of time to chat.
Eventually, the priest says "We've been chatting for a long time low and I feel that we are becoming friends. Do you mind if I ask you a personal question?"
"I can't promise to answer " says the rabbi," but please ask. "
"Well, I was wondering, with it being against your religion, if you had ever eaten pork?"
"I did once. I was in a café and the man at the next table was eating a bacon sandwich. The aroma was so tempting I just had to have one. Although it was a sin, I enjoyed it very much but felt rather guilty. Do you mind if I ask you a similar question? "
" Fair's fair. " says the priest.
"Well I was wondering, given that priests are required to be celebrate if you had ever 'known' a woman?"
The priest pauses, then says "I joined the seminary very young and I was a virgin, but during my first placement as a young priest I must admit to having succumbed to temptation. One of our parishioners was a beautiful woman who I came to know, we fell for one another and, despite the sin, one day I gave into the temptations of the flesh and we indulged in a glorious afternoon of passion. Although it was a great sin it was a wonderful experience."
"Yeah." says the rabbi. "Beats the shit out of pork, eh?" |
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